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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Michael Cole's band name is Wicked Beal.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Lol they're probably main eventing Reigns over the WWE Championship.

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
Nia really, really needs some form of offense

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Alexa's a good seller but uh, pretty sure she's legit concussed right now

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Wow Corey even knows the Iconoclasm!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

fart blood posted:

But why? They already have long hair! :psyduck:

Now its even longer.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

This match is dildoes.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Lid posted:

im still no closer!

She's not like most girls

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

She's way too far away

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Someone catch me up quick on what i missed so far please

bartok
May 10, 2006



Le Saboteur posted:

Lol they're probably main eventing Reigns over the WWE Championship.

Big Dogs always go on last

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Nia sucks so bad

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Nia assisting Alexa with her somersaults.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Yeah this poo poo sucks and the burgers I ordered aren't here yet.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Well, uh, props to Nia for taking that bump.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Nia almost had a wardrobe malfunction

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jiro posted:

This match is dildoes.

Yeah I agree I'd put this match in my butt then my mouth too.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
This has had some clever spots.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Well done Nia for knowing her body and not going the Natalya route and getting gear that splits at the crotch.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Codependent Poster posted:

Nia assisting Alexa with her somersaults.

Yeah they probably should have been selling that as Alexa avoiding the throws, until Nia got the corner splash.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Move Asuka back to Raw because she's the only one in this company who can have good matches with Nia

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Uh why did the count restart

That Dang Dad
Apr 23, 2003

Well I am
over-fucking-whelmed...
Young Orc
Man, I want to like Nia but she moves around the ring like her leg is asleep or something. I love her power moves but she's pretty graceless at stringing them together

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Motherfucker just set these two in front of a VHS of Vader vs Flair career match whatever from like 93 and tell them to just do it verbatim and hope everyone cheers for Nia.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Borrowed Ladder posted:

Wow Corey even knows the Iconoclasm!

Corey clearly reads wikipedia move lists

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Le Saboteur posted:

Lol they're probably main eventing Reigns over the WWE Championship.

bartok posted:

Big Dogs always go on last

bartok
May 10, 2006



Bliss is getting in way too much offense

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Uh why did the count restart

Alexa went in and back out.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

shes too fat i guess

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

A spot about nia being fat

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benne posted:

Move Asuka back to Raw because she's the only one in this company who can have good matches with Nia

in NXT BAYLEY managed to have a good match with Nia... Bayley was so good for a while :/

Shoenin
May 29, 2013

Everynight I wake up Screaming.
(and beating the dragon)
WWE doesnt know their rules do they

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:

Uh why did the count restart

Counts restart when the wrestler that's supposed to win doesn't get back in time.

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

Shoenin posted:

WWE doesnt know their rules do they

they are flexible

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Shoenin posted:

WWE doesnt know their rules do they

they know, they just don't care

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The fact that Alexa hasn't gone for the DDT yet makes me think she's winning.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

fart blood posted:

Counts restart when the wrestler that's supposed to win doesn't get back in time.

Thank you for giving a serious response

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Lid posted:

Corey clearly reads wikipedia move lists

wrong he read all of jericho's holds

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I want to see Alexa actually powerbomb Nia though. Just let them do it once anyway.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

VJeff posted:

The fact that Alexa hasn't gone for the DDT yet makes me think she's winning.

She went for it once then did it on the outside!

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