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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Sadly this is booked like a match Nak is definitely not winning.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
at this point im glad this match didnt go on last, whatever agent mapped this hosed up

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

fart blood posted:

I've been trying to get a good look at AJ's crotch to see if its bulkier than usual.

Just keep telling yourself that.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
This is reminding me of AJ's underrated match against Roman Reigns at Extreme Rules 2016, in some ways

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Play it like Goldberg/Bret where Nak busts his fist on the IRON DONG

I want further humiliation by Nak putting AJ rear end first in the air and putting lit firecrackers in his butt cheeks.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

fart blood posted:

I've been trying to get a good look at AJ's crotch to see if its bulkier than usual.

yeah I'm sure that's it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Nakamura hits AJ's balls to no effect. Frantically he keeps hitting AJ's balls but AJ no sells it and hits him with a Styles Clash for the 3.

Smirking, he pulls down his pants, showing he was wrestling in a giant diaper this whole time.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Le Saboteur posted:

Sadly this is booked like a match Nak is definitely not winning.

It's difficult to think of him getting a title run if it doesn't happen here

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
unzip the jesus zipper

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Push El Burrito posted:

Nakamura hits AJ's balls to no effect. Frantically he keeps hitting AJ's balls but AJ no sells it and hits him with a Styles Clash for the 3.

Smirking, he pulls down his pants, showing he was wrestling in a giant diaper this whole time.

Or, he's had them surgically removed and is now a Ken doll.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
at this point the no dq stip has head zero effect on the match

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

Jiro posted:

I want further humiliation by Nak putting AJ rear end first in the air and putting lit firecrackers in his butt cheeks.

I giggled like an idiot and this and now I want that.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

"I'm sorry....I love you" *superkick to ajs balls*

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

When AJ reveals his cup, I want Nakamura to steal it from him and beat him into unconsciousness with it. Laughing the whole time.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Silly Burrito posted:

Or, he's had them surgically removed and is now a Ken doll.

Smoothed and improved.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Braksgirl posted:

Now we know where our daughter gets it from.

it's a small world after all.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Chris James 2 posted:

It's difficult to think of him getting a title run if it doesn't happen here

I could see them rolling this into a threeway with Joe and then breaking it off into Nak champ and a program between Joe and AJ but if not there then yeah, no clue when if ever.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
even like the way he applies a dragon sleeper instead of a chinlock is so much more interesting than all of these assholes on the roster

you can do so much more with a dragon sleeper either way than a stupid rear end chinlock

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
dear wwe agent who agented this: in a no dq match built around one working over the others testicles the match should be built on the cheater working over the others guys testicles, weapons, illegal holds, frantically, and brutally

not having a match with the twist being A CUP

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
I love Nak being basically a weird inflatable tube man.

reach42
May 20, 2008

Satan is my lord
Bribe officials and kill goats
Hail Satan, Go Hawks
Chairsuke Nakamura

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
these last two matches are gonna get like 8 minutes each

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Namtab posted:

"I'm sorry....I love you" *superkick to ajs balls*

Followed by the 3 count and Nak jumping up and nuzzling against them while they cry?

Braksgirl
Dec 25, 2010

Unofficial Goon Disney travel agent since 2014!

Tens of Goons served!


Fluffy Bunnies posted:

it's a small world after all.

It's a world of laughter, a world of nut punches...

Also for reference, our 7 year old princess yelled HIT HER IN THE BALLS at Wrestlemania. That was fun.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Wouldn't it be weird if Nakamura started rubbing AJs balls?

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

Reverse exploder onto a chair? Now we're in business.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Oh god drat.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



gently caress that sounded nasty

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Braksgirl posted:

It's a world of laughter, a world of nut punches...

Also for reference, our 7 year old princess yelled HIT HER IN THE BALLS at Wrestlemania. That was fun.

I really approve of this small child.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo

a.lo posted:

Wouldn't it be weird if Nakamura started rubbing AJs balls?

maybe aj is a tanooki

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Commissar Ken posted:

Followed by the 3 count and Nak jumping up and nuzzling against them while they cry?

Yessss

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
that was fuckin great

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
gently caress that sounded bad

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
NOW the match is picking up

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
That's a nifty, pragmatic counter

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
loving

ow

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
This match is good.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

CHAIRDOUKEN

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
that spot loving owned

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Ahahahahaha christ almighty

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