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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Benne posted:

Boy is Lashley really making GBS threads the bed in his WWE return

i dont even blame him for this, the agent went "ok bobby, you're babyface in peril" and then had sami and KO go 1 v 1 with him just beating him rather than 2 bv 1 heel cheating horseman shenanigans

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Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Remember when samis gimmick as not being afraid of brain strowman

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Benne posted:

Boy is Lashley really making GBS threads the bed in his WWE return

I didn't know anything about Lashley before his return and boy, I'm pretty sure he sucks now.

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

Benne posted:

Boy is Lashley really making GBS threads the bed in his WWE return

i have never watched tna was he at least good there

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Is Roman squashing Brock or is the run over on this going to be insane?

edit: Oh wait, he's fighting Joe. WWE twilight zoned me.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

KO started feuding with Shane-O-Mac prior to last year's SummerSlam, and that entire long, long, long, endless angle through its twists and turns – including that striking HIAC finish – has led us to this comedy piss break match that exists only to give Strowman something to do.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
So Roman vs Joe is all overrun.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
IT'S loving 11 PM, loving CHRIST, JUST GET TO THE MAIN EVENT ALREADY.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is awwful

cams
Mar 28, 2003


what if they had good wrestling matches with their insane roster

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

cool that match that made me dislike braun strowman neat

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
remember how ko and sami are supposed to be heels and lashley and strowman are supposed to be faces

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Just fire Sami already

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
Vince on the headset: Don't end this match til 11 dammit!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
This is just cruelty. Why are these massive bullies doing this?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

shocksite posted:

i have never watched tna was he at least good there

fairly sure he was heel in TNA with a Brock gimmick of always going to run off to do MMA instead

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

I feel this didn't need to be a tag match

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
WWE Raw: where there is one legitimately threatening heel who is a part timer

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Murder Lashley please

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

commentary even sounds bored

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Look how excited the crowd is to see hated heel Sami get his.

shocksite
Apr 8, 2018

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

remember how ko and sami are supposed to be heels and lashley and strowman are supposed to be faces

remeber when nia told everyone to beat the poo poo out of your bullys

Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

So did a saudi dude just also pay WWE a shitload to make Sami look even worse or is this a freebie.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Scream, scream, scream"

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

D.N. Nation posted:

KO started feuding with Shane-O-Mac prior to last year's SummerSlam, and that entire long, long, long, endless angle through its twists and turns – including that striking HIAC finish – has led us to this comedy piss break match that exists only to give Strowman something to do.

Just give the big red fruit rollup to Strowman.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TRY TO HELP SYRIAN PEOPLE NOT DIE WHEN WE'RE GETTING THAT SAUDI MONEY, SAMI

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
That "Braun does infinite power slams" poo poo always works and always gets a pop and this time nobody loving cared.

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



Tonight has been such a loving slog

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Why have all the segments tonight been so long.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Namtab posted:

Remember when samis gimmick as not being afraid of brain strowman

oh yeah lol

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Push El Burrito posted:

This is just cruelty. Why are these massive bullies doing this?

because this isn't even about the characters anymore, it's about making clear that sami and kevin wronged a mcmahon and must suffer forever for it

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
What the gently caress is happening at this show???

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters
Bobby Lashley: "So, uh, Braun, if you need any help, or are we do--- okay, no, it's cool. I'll just stand here. I mean, I bought a new headband and everything."

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

SUPERMANPUNCH!, SPEAR!, 1, 2, 3 in 30 seconds, I guess

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

remember how ko and sami are supposed to be heels and lashley and strowman are supposed to be faces

And at some point I guess we're supposed to care?

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


You think when the fans stop cheering you’d stop doing that poo poo

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

VJeff posted:

I didn't know anything about Lashley before his return and boy, I'm pretty sure he sucks now.

apparently he got pretty good while he was at tna

or whatever

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003

shocksite posted:

i have never watched tna was he at least good there

He was a pretty good heel talker and wrestled like a mean rear end in a top hat instead of a babyface in peril.

So they haven't used a single thing he got good at since he left.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ragnarok the Red posted:

WWE Raw: where there is one legitimately threatening heel who is a part timer

Well, I'm threatened to turn the channel when Jinder's on.

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DangerDummy!
Jul 7, 2009

Am I loving crazy or did I just see a promo retconning how Carmella won MITB?

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