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Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paul Zuvella posted:

paying Fred Van Vleet a trillion dollars and then realizing that he is still Fred Van Vleet

the hosed up thing is his last name is actually VanVleet

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cosmicjim
Mar 23, 2010
VISIT THE STICKIED GOON HOLIDAY CHARITY DRIVE THREAD IN GBS.

Goons are changing the way children get an education in Haiti.

Edit - Oops, no they aren't. They donated to doobie instead.

Bip Roberts posted:

So what are the funniest panic moves for the raptors to make?

Going to sleep in their cars while parked and running in the garage.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bip Roberts posted:

So what are the funniest panic moves for the raptors to make?

derrick rose

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Bip Roberts posted:

So what are the funniest panic moves for the raptors to make?

Seattle

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I am speaking raptors trading for Melo into existence

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

would actually be northmost

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Ghost Dog posted:

alright raptors fans ill lift some of the vince carter curse right now if you admit that brooklyn accented hot take artist dipshitt rear end announcer of yours is garbage. just straight rear end. save yourselves

Jack Armstrong is a saint.

MILLER TIME BABY

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

patonthebach posted:

Jack Armstrong is a saint.

MILLER TIME BABY

u get the team u deserve

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Ramadu posted:

i would laugh forever if lebron goes to lebronto and leads them to a championship

If lebron was on the raps they 100% would win the east playoffs. But you could say that about I dunno 12 teams in the eastern conference.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

patonthebach posted:

If lebron was on the raps they 100% would win the east playoffs. But you could say that about I dunno 12 teams in the eastern conference.

If Lebron was on the raptors the playoffs would be:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jk3xBhqcjqY

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Metapod posted:

I am speaking raptors trading for Melo into existence
could he refuse a trade because thats the actual funniest option

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Metapod posted:

I am speaking raptors trading for Melo into existence

AggressivelyStupid posted:

Trading for Melo

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

i dont want demar stinking up the floor with russ tho.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Bip Roberts posted:

So what are the funniest panic moves for the raptors to make?

Become the Cavs’ G League team

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
are the raptors bad or did the rest of the cavs finally hit playoff mode with lebron?

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

boop the snoot posted:

are the raptors bad or did the rest of the cavs finally hit playoff mode with lebron?

both

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

The power stone is all Lebron needs to annihilate 50% of the NBA. Thanos was a scrub.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I guess we should have seen this coming when the Raptors couldn't keep their heads on straight enough to beat a Wizards team where everyone hated each other with John Wall actively pining for vacation.

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
Raptors will get kawhi then lose in the first round next year

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

Have to listen the first quarter on radio, preemptive go Jazzzzz

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
third quarter joe chi minutes tonight. book it, put it in your book, inscribe it on your skin and carve it into a rock pillar for all of eternity

rockets receive a special blessing before the game

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/993960010651664385

could use a couple minutes from mad max in the dubs series imo

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

chunkles posted:

third quarter joe chi minutes tonight. book it, put it in your book, inscribe it on your skin and carve it into a rock pillar for all of eternity

rockets receive a special blessing before the game

https://twitter.com/Jonathan_Feigen/status/993960010651664385

could use a couple minutes from mad max in the dubs series imo

The first shot should become a tradition and slowly will become hilarious when non-basketball people get invited.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Spacebump posted:

The first shot should become a tradition and slowly will become hilarious when non-basketball people get invited.

the rockets have been doing it all season. i think some random texans/astros have already done it

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Eventually Mitchell might learn to make off the dribble 3s and it'll be really exciting but he can't make them right now so I really wish he'd just knock it off. He's only a good outside shooter if he's in the catch and shoot right now

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Raul Neto is Portuguese for Smush Parker

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
that was a horrible quarter of basketbal lto watch

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
wow clutch benches more than kevin durant

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
This is a lot more Raul Neto than I, personally, would prefer in my basketball. A severe excess of Neto, imo

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

chunkles posted:

wow clutch benches more than kevin durant

kevin durant probably has a costume like that except he pays girls to make it a dutch oven

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
alec burks is a superstar

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Jota posted:

alec burks is a superstar

Facts only

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
This dude shouting behind the announcers is hilarious

patonthebach
Aug 22, 2016

by R. Guyovich

boop the snoot posted:

are the raptors bad or did the rest of the cavs finally hit playoff mode with lebron?

The past 24 or so eastern conference teams LeBron has destroyed in the playoffs. Thats crazy.

Also the raptors played like poo poo.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
PJ Tucker has never missed a shot

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
its pj tuckers birthday baby

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
chris paul to pj tucker is unstoppable

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Jota posted:

chris paul to pj tucker is unstoppable

Inshallah.

MelancholyMark
May 5, 2009

Ok betches I'm here, Rockets suck, etc

From the radio sounded like Jazz just need to chill out on offense and stop forcing stuff

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Donovan jumps too high for his own good

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Utah is running so much more than usual after misses, you can tell they're (justifiably) terrified of trying to score against Capela in the half court

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