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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
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Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 21:35 on May 7, 2018

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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Jedrick posted:

I feel like this needs to be shared with any and all incel groups.

Like maybe they'll learn personality goes a long way, and there's somebody for everybody and...

Nope they'll just be like "not a perfect ten. pass"

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It continues!

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/993555975721443329

https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/993559375825469440

And I continued from a different thread. It's me. I'm the AUG/IOSM.

Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 21:38 on May 7, 2018

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Oh no.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006



me irl

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
OMG laughing so hard at America's John Lennon wondering why, after years of thorough research and focus groups, more women won't read his master's thesis on booty* music and the relevance of thotism in the modern musical landscape.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inzombiac posted:

You're absolutely right.
In my experience it's media that is one notch away from broad mainstream.
Like one of these ding dongs thinking they are enlightened because they have seen Cowboy Beebop or FLCL; media that is old hat for the rest of us.

If their beliefs were true then I would be president because I bought a VHS copy of Armitage for $40 before you could get it in the US.

If it isn't some not-quite-mainstream anime thing, it's some cartoon for small children that's been hijacked.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wheat Loaf posted:

It's seldom that obscure, though, is it? It's usually fairly mainstream stuff, but they resent its mainstream status because it means they have to share it with WOMEN and BLACK PEOPLE and YOUNG CHILDREN, isn't it?

Does anyone have that image of this guy in his 30s whinging about how annoyed he was about the nine-year olds in the cinema when he went to see Avengers because they couldn't appreciate it on as many levels as he did?

Yea MLP isn't exactly obscure. The thing about them is they tend to take possession of something that is clearly not intended for them. The MLP producers hosed up there becuase they did start putting in stuff that are nods to Bronies. Though I think the whole thing has died down because they realized that Bronies are kinda poo poo, and they've moved onto harassing Steven Universe arts.

And I doubt they're big Marvel fans, they seem more like "disney pays critics to give DC movies a bad review!" and "DC makes movies for adults, Marvel makes movies for babies!". I find these kind of guys are really into the Joker, and by extension really into the idea he raped Barbara Gordon in the Killing Joke, becuase it really "sticks it to those SJWs".

This man wrote the Doom books in the 90s


This guy used to seem gross, but now he seems pretty harmless. At least he's not shooting up schools or running people over with a truck


Another classic. This is totally the kid in class that keeps yelling at the prof to not erase the notes on the board because it takes him 20 minutes to write a single sentaince. Also it illustrates a problem with these weirdos. They mix stuff from different eras thinking it all makes them classy, but loving feather pen with what I am assuming is an attempt to look like someone from Mad Men?

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
Goddamn I love that stupid pen, its so doofy.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


I want one of those to write tone deaf complaint letters to the Keg and different Apple stores I've never been to

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Use it to write awful chauvinistic and abusive things to women but in old timey speech.

"I wish not but to busteth on thine titeth, yon harlot"

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Oh gently caress that's my friend's ex

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That's now 2 friend's exes I've seen mocked on this site. Motherfucker.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day




Not a Nazi, seems to groom himself, has an awesome cat I want to pet, this dude only seems kinda douchey compared to the never-ending horrorshow that is the internet.

Seriously, I would hang with this dude and argue about religion over taquitos and Coke while our cats play and The Adventure Zone blasts in the background.

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER
"With preference for feline predilection"

Have you ever wanted to punch a phrase?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Yes but on the other hand LOOK AT THAT SHOULDERCAT

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day




Stop dating men, problem solved.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Picnic Princess posted:

Oh gently caress that's my friend's ex

Yeah, wasn't the other one that Zach guy who found a bunch of cat hair under his foreskin and posted about it on Facebook?

Screaming Idiot posted:

Not a Nazi, seems to groom himself, has an awesome cat I want to pet, this dude only seems kinda douchey compared to the never-ending horrorshow that is the internet.

Seriously, I would hang with this dude and argue about religion over taquitos and Coke while our cats play and The Adventure Zone blasts in the background.

I know, right? He's probably a pretty chill dude, but he's sort of a dweeb. What to do?

T-man posted:

Stop dating men, problem solved.

Develop a higher predilection for the feline persuasion, then. Gotcha.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Picnic Princess posted:

That's now 2 friend's exes I've seen mocked on this site. Motherfucker.

Wasn't the other one the alt right skull douche?

Dumbfire Rocketman
Jul 30, 2009

a drunk european baby
is putting u in ur place

MY ex was posted in this thread.

prayer group
May 31, 2011

$#$%^&@@*!!!

Screaming Idiot posted:

Not a Nazi, seems to groom himself, has an awesome cat I want to pet, this dude only seems kinda douchey compared to the never-ending horrorshow that is the internet.

Seriously, I would hang with this dude and argue about religion over taquitos and Coke while our cats play and The Adventure Zone blasts in the background.

wait do you seriously hang out and have conversations with people while a podcast plays?

Hugoon Chavez
Nov 4, 2011

THUNDERDOME LOSER

poop dood posted:

wait do you seriously hang out and have conversations with people while a podcast plays?

I debate out loud with the podcast hosts and most of the time I win the argument because I'm smarter than they.

It would be all of the time but people at the subway sometimes distract me by shushing me or laughing at my videogame theories. Plebs.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Heath posted:

Wasn't the other one the alt right skull douche?

Yep, it was Aurini

My greatest forums shame is admitting I hung out with him twice. He was creepy and weird. Lexx up there is a breath of fresh air and way better a person than Davis. I never had an issue with him.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I get annoyed with guys who have funky facial hair like that, but ultimately, who cares, if they want to do it, do it. Just don't act all "well, I'm waxing my mustache you prole".

Man, i could probably not want to come near Aruini, I'd want to smash his face into the nearest hard object. I am pretty sure i passed Jordan Peterson on the sidewalk once, but this was before I knew he was a Alt Right Shithead 101 professor, just knew him for having dumb self help crap.

Now I'd probably shove him in front of a streetcar.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Picnic Princess posted:

Yep, it was Aurini

My greatest forums shame is admitting I hung out with him twice. He was creepy and weird. Lexx up there is a breath of fresh air and way better a person than Davis. I never had an issue with him.

Does he pretend to drink scotch in real life too?

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Untrustable posted:

So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

Yeesh, good to hear you got better.
My parents are both dentalhygenists so they pounded it into my brain since birth that if you want to save a buttload of money really easily is just take some basic care of your teeth.
Which reminds me that I need a checkup asap.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Untrustable posted:

So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

I'm taking time out of my day to say, Good for you dude. I'm glad I'm starting the day with a positive story.

Hugoon Chavez posted:

"With preference for feline predilection"

Have you ever wanted to punch a phrase?

Yeah but that is a nice cat....

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day


This is why I deleted OKC years ago. It's like having a friend that doesn't really like you set you up with people.

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day




lol "feint visage"

I like when guys like this try to sound smart but have no idea what words mean and end up sounding like a dumbass

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
"Centrist"

Peeny Cheez posted:

This is why I deleted OKC years ago. It's like having a friend that doesn't really like you set you up with people.

Counterpoint: I met my wife there and are expecting our first kid in 6 weeks

Sandwich Anarchist has a new favorite as of 13:43 on May 8, 2018

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Looks like a cool cat who needs better taste in people

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Iron Crowned posted:

Looks like a cool cat who needs better taste in people

I find cats to be very forgiving and owner-fluid as long as their food bowl is full.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

poop dood posted:

wait do you seriously hang out and have conversations with people while a podcast plays?

Makes for decent background noise while me and my buddies play cards. Better than music since none of our musical tastes fit together.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I wonder how many OKC profiles include this term

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Picnic Princess posted:

That's now 2 friend's exes I've seen mocked on this site. Motherfucker.

Sometimes I forget you and cash crab aren't sisters or something.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

chitoryu12 posted:

Sometimes I forget you and cash crab aren't sisters or something.

How do we know they're not?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I've never seen them post at the same time...........maybe they're the same person?!

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SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Does he pretend to drink scotch in real life too?

Now that you mention it I'm not sure he was even drinking. Maybe. I tuned a lot of it out. One thing I didn't tune out was he liked to show Land Before Time and Rugrats porn to people though.

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