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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Now that you mention it I'm not sure he was even drinking. Maybe. I tuned a lot of it out. One thing I didn't tune out was he liked to show Land Before Time and Rugrats porn to people though.

oh dear god

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ducky no!!!!!

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
wait what?

I mean, I realize rule 42 and all. But it's so weird and out of nowhere sometimes.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

TotalLossBrain posted:

wait what?

I mean, I realize rule 42 and all. But it's so weird and out of nowhere sometimes.

Why is there a towel involved?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer
Holy poo poo. Never let a child near this person.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Now that you mention it I'm not sure he was even drinking. Maybe. I tuned a lot of it out. One thing I didn't tune out was he liked to show Land Before Time and Rugrats porn to people though.

Would you say it's a fair assessment that he'd be an insufferably "stand back or you'll cut yourself on all my edges" smuglord even if he wasn't a far-right white supremacist headcase?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ben Me Lowtax posted:

Holy poo poo. Never let a child near this person.

Yep yep yep!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Solice Kirsk posted:

Yep yep yep!

You monster.



Lol

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
Still upset about Cera killing herself after getting cyber-bullied when she made that tweet about Threehorns never playing with Longnecks.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Wheat Loaf posted:

Would you say it's a fair assessment that he'd be an insufferably "stand back or you'll cut yourself on all my edges" smuglord even if he wasn't a far-right white supremacist headcase?

Oh, extremely so. He didn't talk about all that alt-right pro-patriarchal crap but he was a complete rear end in a top hat.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

"Centrist"


Counterpoint: I met my wife there and are expecting our first kid in 6 weeks
Unfortunately I am hampered by being a garbage person and am unable to convince the matching algorithm otherwise.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

Untrustable posted:

So about the tooth pics with the calculus and such...I lived that a few years ago. I had a period in my life where I was squatting in a house with no water and no prospects for anything in my life really. I let everything go for a few years. My teeth suffered the worst. My molars on my back left side hurt badly one day so I quit chewing on that side. I didn't use the left side of my mouth for 3 years or so. My molars became one mass of calculus.

It's a long story but I ended up getting a place to stay and my own small acreage and getting a good job with good benefits. I ended up having to have all my molars removed on both sides after they had broke off all the buildup. I'm on a bunch of medications now so I don't backslide into that old don't give a gently caress life. I wasn't on any drugs or anything at the time. One day I just stopped caring. It was easy at the time. I still have lingering dental problems and will probably be looking at dentures within the next few years. Brush your teeth, drink your Ovaltine, and don't stop caring.

I was wondering how that severity of buildup happens, because it's not just due to a lack of dentist visits or no dental care tools. Even just scratching at your teeth with a fingernail will stop it from accumulating to that point. Must be neglect (from either a person's caretakers, or the person themselves). I'm glad you got better eventually, but it's sad that it's too late for your teeth.

Content: internet racist David Aurini and his teleporting prop skull! It first appears at 1:12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdIHK8O5yo

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
The only bigger loser than Aurini, and that dude is a big loving loser, is Adam the Alien. You know, the fedoras are awesome guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I forgot that existed and I can already hear it although I didn't even click it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I can't remember if it was Hbomberguy or shaun who has a video where he just looks at how he never actually drinks any of his booze. Aruini could just have like ice tea or something else that looks like brown liquor and look manly, but then, that would take a moment of though. He'd rather talk about how he hates niggers, but not black people.

yes this suit I found at goodwill and an illfitting hat will make up for my total lack of personality!


Wear a fedora, but don't shower or attempt to improve yourself in any way! A single accessory will make women fall all over you!






Again, they just pile on accessors without though. The guy on the right looks like he's wearing motorcycle gloves.

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 04:22 on May 9, 2018

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Mizuti posted:

I was wondering how that severity of buildup happens, because it's not just due to a lack of dentist visits or no dental care tools. Even just scratching at your teeth with a fingernail will stop it from accumulating to that point. Must be neglect (from either a person's caretakers, or the person themselves). I'm glad you got better eventually, but it's sad that it's too late for your teeth.

Content: internet racist David Aurini and his teleporting prop skull! It first appears at 1:12.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsdIHK8O5yo

Yeah if you just feel a pain in a tooth and stop acknowledging the existence of that side of your mouth things get hella weird. My right side just rotted out. I pretty much subsisted on fast food and sweets. I kept the teeth they pulled and have gnarly pics of a couple of them.

Before anyone asks I don't know why I kept the teeth. The dentist offered and I just agreed. They spray them off and put them in a little case or bag. I threw them all out after my wife kept asking why I had a row of my own teeth on a shelf.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

cash crab posted:

That reminds me, this lad popped up on my OKC the other day


Quoting this only because my God that is a great cat. If only there were dating sites for cats you could meet instead of people.

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



Threads like this seriously helped me not become one of the people who ends up in threads like this. I was recounting with my roommate all the bullshit I dodged by seeing it mocked on SA before encountering it in the wild. It was like Scouts but for internet trends that suck you in to terrible life choices. I thank you, SA and so does everyone I have to interact with on a daily basis. :unsmith:

Never underestimate the power of a good shaming.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene



TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

this one makes me break out in laughter irl every time I see it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

This guys cousin?



Nothing says bad rear end defender of Marines like camo crocs

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Who is he fighting? What war is going on?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Picnic Princess posted:

Who is he fighting? What war is going on?

From what I can tell, he's "fighting" the ""race war"" in his tiny little chinless head.

captainOrbital
Jan 23, 2003

Wrathchild!
💢🧒
Also the war on Christmas. Being resisted by dudes in camo Crocs and old ladies running the cash register that very pointedly say "Merry CHRISTMAS" to you and then wait for your reaction.

Gentlemen...this is for what we're fighting.

Forsythia
Jan 28, 2007

You want bad advice?

Anything is okay if you don't get caught!

... I hope this helps!

trickybiscuits posted:

If only there were dating sites for cats you could meet instead of people.

If only!

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

Picnic Princess posted:

Who is he fighting? What war is going on?

There were threats and one person that opened fire at a military recruitment center some years back. Some idiots like that guy thought they would go protect the offices for the military by standing outside with their guns.

The funniest part of that photo is that AR has an arm brace, not a stock, and <16" barrel making it more than likely a pistol not SBR (requires a tax stamp to be a short barreled rifle) but still has a vertical front grip on it which is prohibited on a pistol without a tax stamp making it a registered AOW. He is most likely committing a felony in that picture by possessing an unregistered AOW.

He also has no sights on the gun but I guess he doesn't need them with his eyes closed.

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/open-letter/all-ffls-may2006-open-letter-adding-vertical-fore-grip-handgun/download

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

JEEVES420 posted:

There were threats and one person that opened fire at a military recruitment center some years back. Some idiots like that guy thought they would go protect the offices for the military by standing outside with their guns.

The funniest part of that photo is that AR has an arm brace, not a stock, and <16" barrel making it more than likely a pistol not SBR (requires a tax stamp to be a short barreled rifle) but still has a vertical front grip on it which is prohibited on a pistol without a tax stamp making it a registered AOW. He is most likely committing a felony in that picture by possessing an unregistered AOW.

He also has no sights on the gun but I guess he doesn't need them with his eyes closed.

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/open-letter/all-ffls-may2006-open-letter-adding-vertical-fore-grip-handgun/download

Also if he used the arm brace as a stock and didn't have it registered as an SBR, it would legally become a short-barreled rifle and thus also a felony. Basically unless he had it registered as an SBR, he's almost definitely committing a felony with a gun that couldn't hit anything past 50 feet.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Caedus posted:

Never underestimate the power of a good shaming.

There was someone in the previous thread talking about their neighbor's hoarding tendencies that kicked off a discussion of hoarders and hoarding, complete with photos. No other thing on this failure of a planet convinces me to do chores more than photos of people choosing to live in filth. I can understand ceasing to give a gently caress due to despression and the like. Deliberately being lazy? I don't get it.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

chitoryu12 posted:

Also if he used the arm brace as a stock and didn't have it registered as an SBR, it would legally become a short-barreled rifle and thus also a felony. Basically unless he had it registered as an SBR, he's almost definitely committing a felony with a gun that couldn't hit anything past 50 feet.

He also has bad trigger discipline as his finger is on it.

Even the floor shitter knows not to do that

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 00:20 on May 10, 2018

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

twistedmentat posted:

bad tigger discipline



?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Picnic Princess posted:

Who is he fighting?
Dignity.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

JEEVES420 posted:

There were threats and one person that opened fire at a military recruitment center some years back. Some idiots like that guy thought they would go protect the offices for the military by standing outside with their guns.

The funniest part of that photo is that AR has an arm brace, not a stock, and <16" barrel making it more than likely a pistol not SBR (requires a tax stamp to be a short barreled rifle) but still has a vertical front grip on it which is prohibited on a pistol without a tax stamp making it a registered AOW. He is most likely committing a felony in that picture by possessing an unregistered AOW.

He also has no sights on the gun but I guess he doesn't need them with his eyes closed.

https://www.atf.gov/firearms/docs/open-letter/all-ffls-may2006-open-letter-adding-vertical-fore-grip-handgun/download
IIRC that also ended with the military recruiters having some idiots trespassed from the property after they asked them several times to go the gently caress away.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




JEEVES420 posted:

The funniest part of that photo is that AR has an arm brace, not a stock, and <16" barrel making it more than likely a pistol not SBR (requires a tax stamp to be a short barreled rifle) but still has a vertical front grip on it which is prohibited on a pistol without a tax stamp making it a registered AOW. He is most likely committing a felony in that picture by possessing an unregistered AOW.

No, the funniest part of that picture is not the technicalities of the gun.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
let's ask TFR

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

TotalLossBrain posted:

let's ask TFR

I own guns. Therefore I can speak with authority when I say the ejector rod is the funniest part of a gun. The ejector rod.

JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

lofi posted:

No, the funniest part of that picture is not the technicalities of the gun.

Taking a picture of yourself committing a felony is.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




warmer.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


lofi posted:

warmer.

Camo crocs knock offs should be a crime.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LingcodKilla posted:

Camo crocs knock offs should be a crime.
Nah

Let people harmlessly out themselves as garbage so you can easily tell from a distance

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lofi
Apr 2, 2018




That's what fedoras are for.

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