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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I prefer the Neo-Classical nonsense in my part of the state.

"Hi, I'm trying to get to Mycenae."
"....you mean, mess-ee-nuh?"

And Schenectady seems bad until you see someone try to pronounce Skaneateles. Skinny-atlas :confused:


e: There is also a Buttzville!
Here we have Tooele and Hurricane. Prounounced "two-WILL-uh" and "hurrrrkin" respectively. Also the Oquirrh mountains. Oaker

No Buttzville, but we do have Fillmore, Virgin, Beaver. :haw:

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burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I prefer the Neo-Classical nonsense in my part of the state.

"Hi, I'm trying to get to Mycenae."
"....you mean, mess-ee-nuh?"

Ah, yes. Near to “Brasher” which somehow rhymes with “Frasier” and “Norfolk” which everyone pronounces “Norfork.” It really is a fun area.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SubponticatePoster posted:

Also the Oquirrh mountains. Oaker

Oh so that's what RuPaul is always going on about on Drag Race. Oquirrrrrrh.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS
Meanwhile, I have family down in Puyallup and Skamania, my sister's going to school over in Kittitas County, and a college friend is going to grad school in Portland on the Willamette. Also there's Sequim. PNW bows to nobody in the odd names department.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
I lived for a couple years in Vienna, Illinois.

Vie-anna.

Fond memories. You know, they had protests when the federal prison was gonna move away, because it was the largest employer in the county

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

burial posted:

Ah, yes. Near to “Brasher” which somehow rhymes with “Frasier” and “Norfolk” which everyone pronounces “Norfork.” It really is a fun area.

As opposed to the one in Virginia that's NORF-uck or NORF-ick.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Amarillo texas can all suck my dick.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Unless you can top Tittybong then don't even try to compete with Australia when it comes to ridiculous place names.

According to the latest census data there's only 3 people who live there, it's a family of 3 women and their median age is 71. I can't even imagine what those freaky Tittybong Sisters must be like.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Unless you can top Tittybong then don't even try to compete with Australia when it comes to ridiculous place names.

According to the latest census data there's only 3 people who live there, it's a family of 3 women and their median age is 71. I can't even imagine what those freaky Tittybong Sisters must be like.

Are they good at weaving and how many eyes do they have between them?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOd3lwluQIw

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




NC, a quick pronunciation guide:

Mebane = Meh-ben (also acceptable: Meh-b'n)
Cashiers = Cash-ers (not those people working the check-out lanes at the store)
Corolla = Cor-ah-lah (do NOT pronounce it like your Toyota)
Beaufort = Boh-fort

God forbid you pronounce Beaufort like those scrubs in SC do. (Beuw-fort)

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Unless you can top Tittybong then don't even try to compete with Australia when it comes to ridiculous place names.

I live a half hour south of Hell. Does that fit the bill?

EDIT: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

NC, a quick pronunciation guide:

Mebane = Meh-ben (also acceptable: Meh-b'n)
Cashiers = Cash-ers (not those people working the check-out lanes at the store)
Corolla = Cor-ah-lah (do NOT pronounce it like your Toyota)
Beaufort = Boh-fort

God forbid you pronounce Beaufort like those scrubs in SC do. (Beuw-fort)

Don't forget Rutherfordton = Ruff-ton

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


CannonFodder posted:

Don't forget Rutherfordton = Ruff-ton

Ah the proof you guys really are English

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

A Moose posted:

my inlaws used to live in Avon, NY, which is pronounced AH-von because "we're not a damned makeup company". Now they live in Chili, which is pronounced Cheye-lye because gently caress that whole state idk why NYC puts up with sharing a state with them. When I'm driving up there from Boston a fun game I like to play is "count the number of rotted-out abandoned buildings" because NY is Rust Belt AF. Luv too visit strip malls that are 75% empty stores and a David's Bridal packed full of pregnant teens.

Upstate New York owns, gently caress the haters :mad:

I'll take the Adirondacks over New York City any day.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



LostCosmonaut posted:

Upstate New York owns, gently caress the haters :mad:

I'll take the Adirondacks over New York City any day.

how do you mis-pronounce your town?

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

A Moose posted:

my inlaws used to live in Avon, NY, which is pronounced AH-von because "we're not a damned makeup company". Now they live in Chili, which is pronounced Cheye-lye because gently caress that whole state idk why NYC puts up with sharing a state with them. When I'm driving up there from Boston a fun game I like to play is "count the number of rotted-out abandoned buildings" because NY is Rust Belt AF. Luv too visit strip malls that are 75% empty stores and a David's Bridal packed full of pregnant teens.

My company has offices in Lancaster MA, Lancaster NY, Lancaster PA, and Lancaster OH and I have to travel to each one of them and I never hear the goddamn end of it if I don't pronounce one using the local dialect.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

My company has offices in Lancaster MA, Lancaster NY, Lancaster PA, and Lancaster OH and I have to travel to each one of them and I never hear the goddamn end of it if I don't pronounce one using the local dialect.

Is this, like, a brand thing? Do you guys sell white roses?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
Worcester, MA and Worcester, England are not pronounced anything like they're spelled and locals pronounce the names in completely different ways (Wiss-tah and something like Wuus-ter, respectively)

I purposely pronounce it extremely wrong because it annoys people.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Is this, like, a brand thing? Do you guys sell white roses?

Just a weird coincidence based on where several different clients decided to set up their facilities.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006


Wait cockburn is coburn?

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts
Just never pronounce Newark, DE like Newark, NJ or you'll never hear the end of it.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Aphrodite posted:

Wait cockburn is coburn?

Yes. But if you think that's bad, you should try Scotland where the same letter combinations aren't even pronounced the same from village to village. You can pass through Garioch on your way to Tough to meet Domhnall and Niamh, who will take you to Muchalls Castle and Alford.

Capitalised words are respectively pronounced Geary, Took, Donal, Neeve, Muckles and Affud

this broken hill
Apr 10, 2018

by Lowtax
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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Is this, like, a brand thing? Do you guys sell white roses?

lmao

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

Aphrodite posted:

Wait cockburn is coburn?

Yes

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

LostCosmonaut posted:

Upstate New York owns, gently caress the haters :mad:

I'll take the Adirondacks over New York City any day.

Same except also Catskills too

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

LostCosmonaut posted:

Upstate New York owns, gently caress the haters :mad:

I'll take the Adirondacks over New York City any day.

:hfive: Can confirm, grew up there and my grandparents had a nice lake house in Old Forge. That whole area was loving awesome

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
I’m not sure why, but I’m a little shocked there are so many goons from the general north country (NY) area.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


burial posted:

I’m not sure why, but I’m a little shocked there are so many goons from the general north country (NY) area.

It was this or heroin and they chose the more self-destructive choice.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Aphrodite posted:

Wait cockburn is coburn?

Well it is something shared, so yes.

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

How is that pronounced in Australia?

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

quite stretched out posted:

[addicted to bass voice] 🎶 I'm sexually attracted to trains🎶

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Albany, NY is pronounced like "all buh nee", rather than "Al buh nee", which is apparently how Albany, GA is pronounced.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Unless you can top Tittybong then don't even try to compete with Australia when it comes to ridiculous place names.

By place does it need to be a currently inhabited town, or just a place? Canada has Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, it's not inhabited anymore, but it is a UNESCO heritage site.

For actual currently inhabited towns we have Moose Jaw. :effort:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Albany, NY is pronounced like "all buh nee", rather than "Al buh nee", which is apparently how Albany, GA is pronounced.

It's... a regional dialect.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


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WA OH AH OH

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Paladinus posted:

It's... a regional dialect.

We pronounce it Aurora.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Absurd Alhazred posted:

We pronounce it Aurora.

Potato, tomato :shrug:

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camgirl fangirl
Jan 17, 2008
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Facebook Aunt posted:

By place does it need to be a currently inhabited town, or just a place? Canada has Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump, it's not inhabited anymore, but it is a UNESCO heritage site.

For actual currently inhabited towns we have Moose Jaw. :effort:

Out in the maritimer we have dildo, newfoundland :nice:

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