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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Canada's Team™

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Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

DariusLikewise posted:

He’s also the poster boy for being out for 2 months with a shoulder injury which is actually a stint in rehab for cocaine addiction

fuckin' hockey players need to get with it and realize that cocaine was the PED of the 80's and they have better poo poo these days

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
I am jealous of the amount of flex pros get on their sticks on one-timers.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Can't stifle the Scheifele?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
man I'm having a hard time imagining Winnipeg vs Vegas as the WCF

the matrix seems to be spitting out some unrealistic simulations

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Levitate posted:

fuckin' hockey players need to get with it and realize that cocaine was the PED of the 80's and they have better poo poo these days
well get this; every hockey player is on steroids hgh and a blood doping regiment

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Are you loving kidding me, that's a penalty?

Stretch Marx posted:

Can't stifle the Scheifele?

Yeah that's good

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

:siren: Shuffly :siren:

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Taking a Subban slapper in the back doesn't sound like fun.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Spring Break My Heart posted:

well get this; every hockey player is on steroids hgh and a blood doping regiment

nah they test for steroids

that's about it though

I'm super interested what kind of blood doping they do though, if it's poo poo like EPO or the stuff that cyclists use or what. It's not really the same kind of exertion but anything that super helps your endurance is big for a cardio intensive sport

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
The Jorts are doing well. Let's keep it up!

Wonderllama
Mar 15, 2003

anyone wanna andreyfuck?

Levitate posted:

nah they test for steroids

that's about it though

I'm super interested what kind of blood doping they do though, if it's poo poo like EPO or the stuff that cyclists use or what. It's not really the same kind of exertion but anything that super helps your endurance is big for a cardio intensive sport

You can do steroids at times they don’t test. You know, for muscle building. And then reap the benefits during test times.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Wonderllama posted:

You can do steroids at times they don’t test. You know, for muscle building. And then reap the benefits during test times.

oh yeah they only test like once per year or some poo poo and it's well known isn't it

I was thinking they did random tests hahah what was I thinking

which makes sean hill getting popped for them even more hilarious

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.
On the plus side, I don't think this game is going to OT.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Can we agree that last Jets penalty was soft given all that they've let go in the 2nd period?

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
I can't believe Johansen didn't walk that in instead of passing, he could have got down to just about the crease.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
good news for the predators is that paul maurice is on the other bench

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
This is setting up for a "Winnipeg blew a 3-1 lead" meme.

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

This is setting up for a "Winnipeg blew a 3-1 lead" meme.

judging how this game has gone so far nashville should maybe just concede

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer
Just got home a bit ago.

One way or the other, holy poo poo I’m going to be drinking tonight.

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

This is setting up for a "Winnipeg blew a 3-1 lead" meme.

Jets blew a lead in every game the year they got swept by Anaheim. I pray Maurice has learned his lesson about sitting on a lead.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

A Typical Goon posted:

Jets blew a lead in every game the year they got swept by Anaheim. I pray Maurice has learned his lesson about sitting on a lead.

They just mentioned on NBCSN that the Jets are 42-1-1 when leading after 2 periods in the regular season and 7-0-0 in the playoffs so far.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
GO THE JETS BITCH

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know
Aw I thought the game started at the same as the last two and missed the beginning. I'm a shameful playoff hockey fan. :(

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Do the preds need to do passing drills or something

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
preds need helly to give up a softy

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Wonderllama posted:

You can do steroids at times they don’t test. You know, for muscle building. And then reap the benefits during test times.

The system works!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
This entire period is gonna be played in the Jets' zone isn't it :ohdear:

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
how does turris not have a fuckin' goal this playoffs cmon

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.

Homeroom Fingering posted:

Aw I thought the game started at the same as the last two and missed the beginning. I'm a shameful playoff hockey fan. :(

Good news, you haven't missed anything.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
I hate when NHL players act like they don't have any responsibility to hold onto their sticks

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

So are the guys at Fifth Third Bank big Horvat fans or something?

Levitate
Sep 30, 2005

randy newman voice

YOU'VE GOT A LAFRENIÈRE IN ME
to be honest this has not been a very exciting game 7 for a neutral fan

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


I'm abandoning this game in order to get a good night of sleep, I'm a lovely fan oh well. If the Preds win I will be shocked.

Duckman2008
Jan 6, 2010

TFW you see Flyers goaltending.
Grimey Drawer

ThinkTank posted:

So are the guys at Fifth Third Bank big Horvat fans or something?

No idea, but random post to mention that 5th third is a really bad bank.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Probably aren't gonna be able to keep icing it for the next 13 minutes

A Typical Goon
Feb 25, 2011

Good soup! posted:

Do the preds need to do passing drills or something

CBA doesn’t allow team events during the off season :smug:

waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



Seventh man sure has some work to do here.

Blackbelt Bobman
Jul 17, 2004

I don't need friends! I've been
manipulatin' you since the start!
All so I can something,
something X-Blade!


Duckman2008 posted:

No idea, but random post to mention that 5th third is a really bad bank.

Every bank is bad because capitalism is bad

Except KeyBank because they are my employer

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Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
As a Coyotes fan with a grudge, I'm glad Turris has sucked

As a Preds fan, I'm very annoyed

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