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Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Godholio posted:

He was a one handed MLB pitcher who threw a no hitter. Watching in slow motion how he'd put his glove on after releasing the pitch is some :stare: poo poo.

Jim Abbott was a goddamn beast

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I don’t know if anyone in here gives a gently caress about mma but chael sonnen is going to fight fedor after they beat rampage and frank mir respectively.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Tebow hit a opposite field 3 run homer yesterday.

So far he has five doubles, a triple, and two homers in 20 games.

https://t.co/3f6cCzXq9Q

His OPS is over .700

But he strikes out a lot

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Can Tebow pitch? Mets need that more than life itself atm

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Syndergaard :sigh:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlwBjfK6wdk

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


This is 100% my poo poo


For reals

I wish Colon was still a Met. My favorite pitcher since John Franco.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

This is 100% my poo poo


For reals

I wish Colon was still a Met. My favorite pitcher since John Franco.

Colon is one of those dudes that I root for regardless of who he plays for. Dude is a trip to watch.

Terrible Robot
Jul 2, 2010

FRIED CHICKEN
Slippery Tilde

hahaha that guy is awesome

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You have to wonder how much he had to practice that. In the book that Casino was based on they talked about point shavers who practiced missing free throws for hours. Jermaine must spend a lot of time practicing not doing that natural little jump and holding short instead.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Bye Harvey

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Should have pilloried that gently caress three years ago after his postseason performance.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



In NFL news, Matt Patricia was indicted by a grand jury along with a buddy for raping a gal on spring break. The victim refused to testify so the charges eventually were dropped. No one on the Patriots or Lions knew about his indictment and arrest.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Mr. Nice! posted:

In NFL news, Matt Patricia was indicted by a grand jury along with a buddy for raping a gal on spring break. The victim refused to testify so the charges eventually were dropped. No one on the Patriots or Lions knew about his indictment and arrest.

:wtf: :stare:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
What's up with everybody raping each other? Geez.

Let's not forget that an indictment isn't a conviction. It's damning, but it's not proof in and of itself.

That said, gently caress the Patriots.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
It was also 22 years ago.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Rape's already hard enough to prove in court so an NFL bigwig getting indicted for a decades old case means there's gotta be hella convincing evidence.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Rape's already hard enough to prove in court so an NFL bigwig getting indicted for a decades old case means there's gotta be hella convincing evidence.

The indictment was 22 years ago.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



The indictment came from a grand jury. There was more than enough evidence to issue the arrest warrant for the 21 and 22 year old football players and to hold both on a $20k bond. Both players make bail and suddenly the victim says she doesn’t want to talk because of the difficulty of retelling the story in public and to get attacked on the stand.

These facts don’t make him guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, so charges are dropped. Based upon Patricia’s statements about the event and everything I know about how sexual assault is prosecuted/defended (especially in the 90s), I lean heavily on the side of the victim here. Patricia and partner more likely than not raped that gal and a bagman got them out of jail and paid her off/intimidated the victim into silence.

At the very least this would pop up during any routine background check. This shows that neither the pats nor the lions are conducting any background checks as both orgs deny that they had any knowledge of the arrest and incident.

I would give Patricia more credit if he came out and admitted that he and a drunk buddy did something stupid and showed some contrition.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 12:40 on May 11, 2018

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/KyleBrandt/status/993910382690521089

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://twitter.com/cdgoldstein/status/994772645815218176

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011



I like it, but Brady should be stretched out with the ball just off his fingertips.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

loving right Harvey deserves to get poo poo on.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Yo gently caress Harvey

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

You know what the difference between us and Harvey is? We cared about the Mets in 2015.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
lol nobody has ever cared about the Mets.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

boop the snoot posted:

lol nobody has ever cared about the Mets.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit
We’re talking about a sports, right? What about eSports?

This week I spent real American dollars so that me and my girlfriend, who IS REAL, to watch the Overwatch World league finals in July.

Gonna go ahead and shove myself in a locker now.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

ew overwatch

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Mets signed Jose Bautista :stare:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Yeah lets get some more old guys in the dugout that should do the trick

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Is it Tebow time yet

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/c1Xursh.gifv

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
49ers all-star Dwight Clark died today from Lou Gehrig's disease. Discuss what The Catch means to you if you're an old fart like me.

Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Jun 5, 2018

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Ovi finally got the Cup :unsmith:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

pkells
Sep 14, 2007

King of Klatch
Rumors are flying that Gronk might not be on the Pats by the end of the day...

:ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Oh, my god, I just had a thought.

What if Gronk goes free? Where would he go?

Seattle needs a tight end now that Jimmy G is gone.

Gronk in a hawks uniform.

Pats fans so mad.



I'll be in my bunk.

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Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
GS beat Cavs

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