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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Bluedeanie posted:

I fully agree that fighters should not jocky for fights based on rankings, but Dana White also has the power to deincintivize that by removing the weird lovely Reebok sponsorship structure that effectively makes fast tracking yourself to a title the only way to get paid without taking a zillion fights a year.

lol what

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Max Payne 3 was a documentary

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Ah I'm now hearing reports that the UFC officials were NOT held up by residents but by what has been identified as "A pale man with three haircuts and 500 tattoos" and he didn't have a gun but a backpack filled with cans of some kind of energy drink.

UFC officials are in good health and the situation will likely not escalate beyond this as local police have said that they will do "fooking nothing."

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

lol immediately walking to a buffet after blowing weight is better than the time kevin lee jubilantly pointed to the sky then slinked off dejected with his rear end showing when he didn't hit championship weight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oabcM9SOF-E

TheRationalRedditor fucked around with this message at 18:43 on May 11, 2018

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Matt Lindland posted:

Hell if you cut that guy he'd be able to fit in backpack

Then I could carry him around on my back and he could teach me how to use the force. :getin:

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Soothing Vapors posted:

from the replies on that:



lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XTpCwicwE

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Why the sweet Jesus isn't she at 125? With her build it just makes sense, I think?

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Captain Log posted:

Why the sweet Jesus isn't she at 125? With her build it just makes sense, I think?

Her build? She likes tacos. She's 5'3" it's not like she's massive for 115.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Why doesn't she try the burger but no fries?

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


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Sorry this lady is too fat for you I guess.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Dern got told to leave MMA Lab by the coach because she (in her own words) preferred going to the beach over training more. she's not super serious about this whole thing

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Aye Doc posted:

Dern got told to leave MMA Lab by the coach because she (in her own words) preferred going to the beach over training more. she's not super serious about this whole thing

This makes sense considering her debut really had the feel of someone scraping by someone they should be outclassing.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Why doesn't she try the burger but no fries?

im sorry sir but this is america?

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


handsome only face posted:

vitor spent his open workout playing with his service dog. very vitor

vitor showed up at weigh ins and faced off in pyjamas, slippers and a dressing gown. old rear end

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
mike perry is now legally allowed to say the n-word after discovering he is 2% african

https://twitter.com/jnsanchez/status/995123236588478466

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

LobsterMobster posted:

mike perry is now legally allowed to say the n-word after discovering he is 2% african

https://twitter.com/jnsanchez/status/995123236588478466

That man is impressively stupid.

JaySB posted:

Her build? She likes tacos. She's 5'3" it's not like she's massive for 115.

I don't know enough about weight cutting in women to know what is and isn't reasonable, to be honest. But she is a thick lady.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
congratulations to mike perry for winning his hood pass

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/994977945524555777

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

UFC photographer (is actually the doorman's mom working "freelance") "Okay Tito, we need to take your picture for a tale of the tape graphic for our broadcast. Can you give us a mean looking face that shows how tough you are?"
What Tito hears: "Okay Tito, try to give us the most lost and vacant stare possible. Almost like you failed the 5th grade for the 3rd time, and are somehow proud of it"

10 min later
UFC photographer "Okay Wes, we need you to give us your meanest face for a tale of the tape graphic"
What Wes hears: "Okay Wes, we want your saddest face - like you got a puppy for Christmas, but Santa forgot to put breathing holes in the box. The more lip exposed in your pout, the better"

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
As-Salaam Alaikum, Mike Perry.

Cooper is now advertising her fight with Dern as the first 'Strawweight vs. Flyweight' fight, which is pretty funny.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dan Didio posted:

As-Salaam Alaikum, Mike Perry.

Cooper is now advertising her fight with Dern as the first 'Strawweight vs. Flyweight' fight, which is pretty funny.

Good. Beat up that fatty with the totally fake accent Cooper!

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Soothing Vapors posted:

from the replies on that:



lol

https://twitter.com/xdannyxbrownx/status/995017350276681729

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
wanna watch a card with danny brown

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012


So I just watched this fight and it is the only time in MMA I have seen the corner literally throw in the towel

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Brown Paper Bag posted:

So I just watched this fight and it is the only time in MMA I have seen the corner literally throw in the towel

Nick threw a towel into the octagon during Nate vs Josh Thompson.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

LobsterMobster posted:

mike perry is now legally allowed to say the n-word after discovering he is 2% african

https://twitter.com/jnsanchez/status/995123236588478466

Bless him

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

spb posted:

Bless him

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Auron posted:

lol what

A lot of people talk about the frequency of UFC events for watering down the quality of matchmaking and Conor McGregor for everyone trying to emulate him and talk their way into unwarranted money fights. Those things absolutely cause that to an extent but I think the reebok deal causes a lot of it too and gets glossed over. Back when most of us started fighting you would see the number 6 guy agree to fight the number 12 guy or whatever sherdog had them ranked at fairly frequently, like you could reliably see a few of those level of fights per ppv main card across weight classes, and I think a big part of their willingness to do that was even if they were on like a 25/25 contract they were gonna get 50-75k flat from having condom depot or bony acai or angry brazilian eyes on their rear end so that fight made financial sense regardless and neither of them was realistically knocking on a title shot anyway so there was little ground to lose in regards to career trajectory for either guy. Now the only sponsorhsip money they can make is this tiered reebok poo poo based on if they have had 700 ufc fights or are the champion, and since most fighters are not Donald Cerrone they don't make poo poo and the best financial thing they can do for themselves is angle for title shots constantly or get big money fights.

So now a bunch of guys have mediocre contracts they probably negotiated under the assumption those sweet dynamic fastener checks would keep coming in and now instead get a flat cap of like $3000 in mandatory sponsorship money. In a different sponsorship structure we might not have Colby Covington trying to be a heal so hard he tweets about how Thanos gets off the plane and goes back to Ross and we almost definitely wouldn't have Yair Rodriguez getting cut off of one loss because he postured and tried to get a higher ranked but easier fight, and both of those things suck rear end for ~we the viewers~ and yet both of those things are weirdly incentivized currently.

Anyway finally got caught up on the card I wont be able to see tonight, lmao Dern.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Bluedeanie posted:

A lot of people talk about the frequency of UFC events for watering down the quality of matchmaking and Conor McGregor for everyone trying to emulate him and talk their way into unwarranted money fights. Those things absolutely cause that to an extent but I think the reebok deal causes a lot of it too and gets glossed over. Back when most of us started fighting you would see the number 6 guy agree to fight the number 12 guy or whatever sherdog had them ranked at fairly frequently, like you could reliably see a few of those level of fights per ppv main card across weight classes, and I think a big part of their willingness to do that was even if they were on like a 25/25 contract they were gonna get 50-75k flat from having condom depot or bony acai or angry brazilian eyes on their rear end so that fight made financial sense regardless and neither of them was realistically knocking on a title shot anyway so there was little ground to lose in regards to career trajectory for either guy. Now the only sponsorhsip money they can make is this tiered reebok poo poo based on if they have had 700 ufc fights or are the champion, and since most fighters are not Donald Cerrone they don't make poo poo and the best financial thing they can do for themselves is angle for title shots constantly or get big money fights.

So now a bunch of guys have mediocre contracts they probably negotiated under the assumption those sweet dynamic fastener checks would keep coming in and now instead get a flat cap of like $3000 in mandatory sponsorship money. In a different sponsorship structure we might not have Colby Covington trying to be a heal so hard he tweets about how Thanos gets off the plane and goes back to Ross and we almost definitely wouldn't have Yair Rodriguez getting cut off of one loss because he postured and tried to get a higher ranked but easier fight, and both of those things suck rear end for ~we the viewers~ and yet both of those things are weirdly incentivized currently.

Anyway finally got caught up on the card I wont be able to see tonight, lmao Dern.

I doubt many people are still on contracts negotiated before the reebok deal

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Yeah, the Reebok deal was like five years ago. The money fight nonsense isjust a combat sports thing. Don't know what you do about it other than cutting the ones who won't fight, though

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I mean shouldn't the one basic rule above all else of being a professional fighter be... that you fight when you're given a fight? I mean sure there are obvious ones like don't do drugs, don't get arrested and follow the rules inside the octagon but at a very base level ducking anyone shouldn't be allowed to be a thing.

Edit: Like I get what guys are doing by ducking and poo poo but if they don't want to fight whoever is put in front of them, cut them

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 12, 2018

TheTofuShop
Aug 28, 2009

https://twitter.com/madflavor/status/995332080643944448

Best Friends
Nov 4, 2011

I am convinced one of the biggest negative impacts of the Reebok deal is making everyone look the same. Pre-deal guys have this huge persistent branding advantage that comes from in part stupid stuff like "this guy wears big red shorts" and gets their name remembered. New fighters need to go above and beyond to stand out as individuals. The UFC I think chose this approach in part to anonymize fighters and make them the brand rather than the fighters and it's worked too well.

Similar but smaller scale, the UFC moving their promo apparatus to shows about Dana white and less hyping of countdown shows about the fighters. The core effort is to make the fighters interchangeable and the management stars.

Best Friends fucked around with this message at 18:57 on May 12, 2018

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Apr 16, 2017

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Best Friends posted:

I am convinced one of the biggest negative impacts of the Reebok deal is making everyone look the same. Pre-deal guys have this huge persistent branding advantage that comes from in part stupid stuff like "this guy wears big red shorts" and gets their name remembered. New fighters need to go above and beyond to stand out as individuals. The UFC I think chose this approach in part to anonymize fighters and make them the brand rather than the fighters and it's worked too well.

Similar but smaller scale, the UFC moving their promo apparatus to shows about Dana white and less hyping of countdown shows about the fighters. The core effort is to make the fighters interchangeable and the management stars.

UFC had this perfect storm of a TV format that was extremely popular (reality tv gameshow) and dozens of really fascinating idiots who wore shorts with CONDOM DEPOT on their asses, and they've managed to squander all of that away for the opportunity to pay everybody less money in exchange for completely gutting their brand lol

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
the ufc may not command the kind of periodic, fleeting relevance it had for big fights as it once did, but it now produces like 7000 hours of tv per day that nobody watches but somebody still pays for

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I mean shouldn't the one basic rule above all else of being a professional fighter be... that you fight when you're given a fight? I mean sure there are obvious ones like don't do drugs, don't get arrested and follow the rules inside the octagon but at a very base level ducking anyone shouldn't be allowed to be a thing.

Edit: Like I get what guys are doing by ducking and poo poo but if they don't want to fight whoever is put in front of them, cut them

I think people should be able to not fight if they dont want to. They just wont get paid. Its on the ufc to make interesting matches and to convince fighters to take good fights, and the best way to do that is by paying them money

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


Well I mean if youre going to have an excuse thats a pretty good one

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

david carmichael posted:

I think people should be able to not fight if they dont want to. They just wont get paid. Its on the ufc to make interesting matches and to convince fighters to take good fights, and the best way to do that is by paying them money

American companies don't work like this anymore and I'd appreciate you not spewing canadiocentric rhetoric all over the fight thread. Thanks.

Alex Murphy
Sep 3, 2011

1: SERVE THE PUBLIC TRUST
2: PROTECT THE INNOCENT
3: UPHOLD THE LAW
https://twitter.com/timkennedymma/status/995309719412756480

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Where can I go to waterboard Tim Kennedy? I'm willing to conduct the experiment for far, far more than 45 minutes.

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