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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

EmmyOk posted:

Isn't there a similar video but it's some lad with his ma as well

Yeah he ranked the hottest Sonic chicks with his mom as his cohost

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Internet Wizard posted:

Yeah he ranked the hottest Sonic chicks with his mom as his cohost

I grimaced in real life

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




"Sure, son, I'd really enjoy some 'us time'! What are we doing?"

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Microwave’s Mom posted:

"Sure, son, I'd really enjoy some 'us time'! What are we doing?"

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Wanna meat that Mom

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

The Sexual Shiite posted:

Wanna meat that Mom

:randpop:
She's hot.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Wheat Loaf posted:

Did someone say "classic"? Don't forget to grab a snack and glass of orange juice, because heeeeere weeeeee goooooooo!

I suspected that was the hottest sonic :females: video, and yes it was. The thing at the end of him running down the street is just so sad, not just the shot of him running, but also what kind of hellhole does he live in?

This is the ideal companion to that video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
At the end it always looks like its going to turn into twink porn.

Sonic is just such a magnet for AUG. It's been explained to me why it attracts so many weirdos, that sonic characters are very easy to identify with and their emotions are very clear because they're very surface level.




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I don't think that was every considered a cute pose.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


twistedmentat posted:


I don't think that was every considered a cute pose.

I swear this is the "things I yes/things I no" twerp.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Scathach posted:

I swear this is the "things I yes/things I no" twerp.

Yea, I suspect as well.

This might be them too

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Look at how badly he's denting the roof of that car

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I can die happy having wasted my life on internet stupidity and cheetoes, since I never combined a tail, skinny jeans and wallet chain, nor any of them alone.

Online teenage posting proves existentialism has limits.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
The denture aspic is a good picture to follow up with this :nms: and :nws: abomination

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ben Me Lowtax posted:

I wonder what John Romero has been up to

My husband talked to him about a month ago and he's doing really well!

I googled "juggalo prom."

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lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Wait, you're allowed to go hunting for AUG? That seems unfair. Not to mention unwise.

GIS knows what's up.


It puts the lotion on its hooves...

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I've seen this one before and another one where it's a guy wearing a gigantic giraffe head mounted on a bicycle helmet. It looks incredibly uncomfortable; probably wrecks your back.

Anyway, another oldie: goth funeral rave.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Wheat Loaf posted:

Anyway, another oldie: goth funeral rave.

Wow, I'd never seen this somehow. And uh, :stare:

I really, REALLY hope that the deceased was a raver and based a huge part of their identity around such, because if not, then wtf.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Zipperelli. posted:

Wow, I'd never seen this somehow. And uh, :stare:

I really, REALLY hope that the deceased was a raver and based a huge part of their identity around such, because if not, then wtf.

No, oddly enough the deceased was a 72 year old mortgage broker that didn't even know electronic music existed. Gothic Rave Send Off is one of the most common funeral expenses you never realize you're paying for until it's too late.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Heath posted:

Look at how badly he's denting the roof of that car

Yea, and 100% that is just some random car he jumped up on.

I'm sure that guy wears that pith helmet all the time

"Women looking like they want to me anywhere else" is a common theme among pictures of bronies

Like what the gently caress is going on here?

Fishing Hat guy probably honestly believe his tshirt

Why is rape such a common thing among bronies?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


twistedmentat posted:


Like what the gently caress is going on here?



Regret. Lots and lots of regret.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The two people in the background are reevaluating every life choice over the last two years.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

twistedmentat posted:

Yea, and 100% that is just some random car he jumped up on.

I'm sure that guy wears that pith helmet all the time

"Women looking like they want to me anywhere else" is a common theme among pictures of bronies

Like what the gently caress is going on here?

Fishing Hat guy probably honestly believe his tshirt

Why is rape such a common thing among bronies?


Molestia? lmao

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:


The two people in the background are reevaluating every life choice over the last two years.

Scare 'em straight.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jltKnDlH_OA

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Meanwhile in Soviet Russia

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

you know what? they're having fun and not having creepy furry sex and they're not nazis, so these kids are awesome

way to go cybergoth nerds, you're not reprehensible wastes of human skin, i love and respect you all

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Jesus Christ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5og1md7Y0M

comment posted:

Found on the reddit, OP's comments on the Imgur (which has since been removed):

So that day I went to my supervisor and gave my two weeks notice & that I was planning on using my accrued vacation days during that time. Without getting into all the gory details, I wanted to get out of that place (and I didn't even know about this psycho yet!). So I packed up my stuff, and was gone before this loser came in.

My friends in the office told me that Psycho Cube Boy was late because he had a doctor's appointment or something and absolutely melted down when he found out why I wasn't there. He got sent home, where I assume he wrote this last entry. In the office the next day, he contacted HR and said that I was moving and that I had asked him to bring me my last paycheck stub. So a since-fired HR person gave him my address. He left work at lunchtime, bought a bunch of things he thought would win me over, and came to my apartment. Thankfully, I wasn't there, as I was flying to another city to rent an apartment for a new job. He camped out in front of my building for three days. Finally someone called the cops on him and he had to abandon whatever his plans were. I got back the next day and found that he UPSed me all this stuff.

Suffice to say, I didn't react in the way that he wanted. Long story short, he is currently in jail (2-5 years) and I live in a new city, only now able to laugh about what happened, thanks for a kickass therapist and some amazing drugs.

EDIT Since so many people are asking, I'll expound on why he's in jail. After I received a restraining order, he violated that RO and attempted to kidnap me so that he could "prove" his love to me in whatever twisted way he thought that was possible.

Thanks to the outstanding law enforcement officials in my city, his attempt was known ahead of time and I was being monitored, so that as soon as he started his kidnapping attempt, he was apprehended and arrested.

boo_tradley
Dec 24, 2009

An absolute pro-click.

The youtuber behind this video (Sorrow TV) is a goldmine for AUG, albeit indirectly. He's a uniquely gifted narrator/voice actor, and uses all sorts of AUG content on reddit as his fodder.

I suggest starting with his ultimate r/niceguys video and work your way from there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Gufx2_LDs

Flaming Lime
Dec 30, 2016

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

I didn't know my Grandmother had a clothing line, I thought she just knitted blankets.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

twistedmentat posted:

"Women looking like they want to me anywhere else" is a common theme among pictures of bronies


"I've made a huge mistake"

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

lofi posted:

Wait, you're allowed to go hunting for AUG? That seems unfair. Not to mention unwise.

I DO WHAT I WANT and sometimes that is to GIS "goth fail".






e: I didn't know Modigliani painted cholas!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Good Modigliani pull!

lofi
Apr 2, 2018





This whole channel is pure AUGold

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.
Does anyone remember the old dollfucker threads?

Kevin Havens is still buying dolls and appears to be living in a tent. He's also turned into a hunchback and gotten really skinny.

NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-68oYwZ2INSFW

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

See this is why I'm not immediately put off by the idea of only being out in public with a male relative.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


quality click here

think that the hannibal soundtrack at one point

klugman
Jan 28, 2009

BiggerBoat posted:

Does anyone remember the old dollfucker threads?

Kevin Havens is still buying dolls and appears to be living in a tent. He's also turned into a hunchback and gotten really skinny.

NSFWhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJ-68oYwZ2INSFW

*my precious*

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless


I'm pretty sure Squidward is work safe.



kinda gross they took their shoes off though

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I only see one pair of removed boots....did the other person go into the bathroom with no shoes to begin with? Plus none of the socks are long enough for boots. No, no, no, none of this is adding up at all.

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