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it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk
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spectres of autism posted:it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk |
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May 9, 2018 20:01
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spectres of autism posted:it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk Lol |
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May 9, 2018 20:08
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spectres of autism posted:it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk |
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May 11, 2018 00:39
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spectres of autism posted:it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk Hahaha |
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May 11, 2018 00:42
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spectres of autism posted:it sure is tough being a freak half man half cow hybrid but at least i can sustain myself with my own milk |
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May 11, 2018 19:58
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Let see, old drop top............check spot to pimp...........check bottle of scotch...........check lots o' crotch.............check yacht with a flag sayin' "chillin' the most"...........check started an escort service................check I can smell a pig from a mile away.............check I did all the things the song said to and I still don't feel like a cowboy. Maybe being a cowboy is more a stat of mind than mere physical possessions. I must study Mr. Rock's works more closely if I am to attain this coveted "cowboy" status.
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May 12, 2018 18:21
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Shooting that man in Reno just to watch him die was the biggest mistake of my life. It sounded cool at first but his head didn't explode all "gushh!" with blood flowing everywhere like in my Japanese Animes. Now I'm stuck in prison and crying a lot. Maybe I should sign up for that Cowboy scared straight program. Reckon if I can stop just one cowpoke from moseyin' down this dark lonesome trail I done took it will all be worth it.
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May 12, 2018 18:29
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*cowboy alone in front of a fire* ok...HOWdy PARDner... no wait... howDY pardner... *shoves hands in pockets* howdy pardner *nod* got it paul_soccer12 posted:everyone in the idf must die |
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May 12, 2018 18:56
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hm, the cute latina clerk at the trading post gave me extra tobacky, does she like me back? hope she's there next year when we come back through |
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May 12, 2018 19:48
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mister magpie posted:*cowboy alone in front of a fire* Hugh Malone posted:hm, the cute latina clerk at the trading post gave me extra tobacky, does she like me back? |
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May 12, 2018 20:06
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mister magpie posted:*cowboy alone in front of a fire* |
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May 12, 2018 21:42
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well i'll be darned if that there ain't famed cowsnatcher sneaky rodriguez playin piana in the stanky spitoon
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May 12, 2018 22:32
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Zwei Dunkel Jungen posted:well i'll be darned if that there ain't famed cowsnatcher sneaky rodriguez playin piana in the stanky spitoon *sneaky rodriguez wakes up in a cold sweat* --- *cowboy wakes up from a scary beans dream* |
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May 13, 2018 04:53
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*listening to Paula Cole's "Where have all the cowboys gone?" on the cowboy radio* *looks around empty prairie seeing only cows and lonesomeness* Cowboy: Lady, that's what I wanna know!
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May 13, 2018 06:02
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Driving 2,000 head of steer through baggage claim in Chicago/O'Hare |
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May 13, 2018 17:30
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I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento. |
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May 13, 2018 17:33
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:I don't care what Sassy Pete says, I'm buyin me one of those hemorrhoid donuts when we get to Sacramento. Were cowboys the long-distance truckers of the late 1800's? |
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May 13, 2018 17:33
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Were cowboys the long-distance truckers of the late 1800's? i dunno, did cowboys put mudflaps with sexy silhouettes on their horses?
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May 13, 2018 17:37
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:Driving 2,000 head of steer through baggage claim in Chicago/O'Hare |
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Cowboy: Right now thar's some dang city slicker readin' on the innernet about me, thinkin' 'bout me, wantin' a be me- well you kin get on an' git because this here's MAH niche an' ya ain't gonna git it, Git it? Cook: Who the heck ya talkin' ta now, Brett? ya dang moonshine addled sout! Cowboy (pointing at YOU): Them folks right thar! makin' funna us an' how we think! Cook: Oh, yeah! Now i see um! Hey, Sheriff! Ain'tcha gunna do sumpin' about that! Sheriff: Ya'll go on an' get! Yer breakin' the Fourth Wall an' as representative of the LAW roun' here i gotta have yall disperse! Cowboy: Eh HEHEhe! This sure ain't how I reckoned this day ta end! Cook (looking at you): Aw don't mind them fellers, they's justa teasin' ya! Go on ahead with yer little joke thing and pay them no mind! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Splatmaster posted:Cowboy: Right now thar's some dang city slicker readin' on the innernet about me, thinkin' 'bout me, wantin' a be me- well you kin get on an' git because this here's MAH niche an' ya ain't gonna git it, Git it?
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May 14, 2018 23:10
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May 14, 2018 23:10
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SciFiDownBeat posted:These violent delights have violent ends... Wat if wustwal was reel? Maybe it is and the singularity is here than u musk |
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May 17, 2018 03:49
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Cowboy, thinking about his to-do list for today: 1. Rustle 2. Saunter 3. Mosey 4.
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Twenty Four posted:Cowboy, thinking about his to-do list for today: 4. cowb 5. oy! (this is a yiddish cowboy, apparently) |
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May 17, 2018 04:56
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did you ever think.............what if a cowboy boot just kept going
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May 17, 2018 07:25
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i want to live, and yes die, in a man sized cowboy boot
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tarnation
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The crown of a ten gallon hat just barely peeking out of my 7 foot boot |
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