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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Neddy Seagoon posted:

That is a terrible and wrong thing you're doing.

You have to face the kitten TOWARDS you to suck out their soul via inhaling deeply. All you'll get that way is a facefull of adorable kitten fur :pseudo:.



He's an adorable little fuzzy fireball though.

He's got those perpetually sad little kitten eyes. Obviously he needs more kisses.

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smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
More of old man Charlie.



Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



Hey guys, this is Steve. As you can see in the picture, Wroughtirony is depriving me of the loves and snuggles I so desperately need. At the moment this picture was taken, she was NOT CUDDLING ME, in fact she was holding that wretched device of hers with both hands. Sometimes she even snuggles kittens that are not me. Please send help, this situation is quickly becoming untenable!

mistaya
Oct 18, 2006

Cat of Wealth and Taste

That kitten has Young Haley Joel Osmont face.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
RHJOF?

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!
Last year my cat got sick, she's doing good now!


My Father's health took a turn though, so my apartment is full of boxes of his stuff now. My wife isn't a fan, but Alex doesn't seem to mind.


My wife made my a beautiful scarf for my birthday. Alex got a matching one.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Cuchulain posted:

Last year my cat got sick, she's doing good now!


My Father's health took a turn though, so my apartment is full of boxes of his stuff now. My wife isn't a fan, but Alex doesn't seem to mind.

My wife made my a beautiful scarf for my birthday. Alex got a matching one.

Omg what an adorable kitty :3:

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!

ewe2 posted:

Omg what an adorable kitty :3:

I told her you said that, and she honked and fell over.

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



Cuchulain posted:

I told her you said that, and she honked and fell over.

Honked? Does she do that often? If so can you record it? :3:

Cuchulain
May 15, 2007

My tiny godly CoX shall burn forever!
All the time and I can try. She's remarkably camera shy. I don't even know how she always seems to know when I'm trying get get a picture or video given how blind she is.

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart


We got us a stand off in the living room.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Someone told me you people like orange cats.

This is Scoops. He pretty much sucks, but he’s so darn pretty. That is also how I ended up with my ex-wife, and most of my girlfriends.

Here he is, doing something evil. I’m not sure what. Farting, probably.


Here he is, shedding onto my Walmart bedspread. He’s really getting it in there.


Here he is, ignoring the bed I got him, which, for the record, was not free.


All tuckered out from a long day of farting and shedding.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Dawww I want to fart on his farts

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Someone told me you people like orange cats.

This is Scoops. He pretty much sucks, but he’s so darn pretty. That is also how I ended up with my ex-wife, and most of my girlfriends.

Here he is, doing something evil. I’m not sure what. Farting, probably.



Pro catte!

BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!
I don't think I've shared my ginger bastard in here yet. Here's Tyrion doing....whatever it is he does.













Here he is the day he decided to come trotting out of the woods while I was trying to snatch a pregnant calico cat instead; didn't know she was pregnant, I assumed she just had some bloat from parasites....she was fine letting me pick her up for days, but the second I walked her away from her forest home she flipped the gently caress out.



Happy ending: Not only did this guy come and introduce himself after, but the calico gave birth the next day and the maintenance guys let her and her brood into the shed on that corner of the property. We eventually got her fixed and found homes for all the kittens.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

I said to my fiance, "Aww, look, it's Rexie's friends!" And he says, "None of them are as naked as Rexie, but at least they're all just as stylish."

I like your orange boy.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Since Macro died, I had to leave the Orange Cat Club, I've got a new calico kitten called Noot. I guess I'd better start the Calico Cats: the best cats? thread :v:

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Calico kitties do have a LITTLE orange...



Geki discovered things on the porch this afternoon. Her little tower looks right out on those things. She's been enthralled all day, often fighting sleep just so she can watch the porch a little bit longer...

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Move perch in front of window imo.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Yes, cat perch near window is peak window tv for cats. And yeah, calicos/calibys ARE sort of orange cats, they have tabby in the patches. But they can't compete with a magnificent beast like Geki!

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

The hallway is pretty narrow so I can't move her perch right in front of the window without making it an impediment. :( But, she has other windows she can sit at!

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.
Fun Shoe


Cinder stole my wife's arm yesterday and refused to let go. One of the cuter things I've seen her do.

Revvik
Jul 29, 2006
Fun Shoe


Sarabi looks like life has been harder on her than it was.

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Omg. :allears: Like she just woke up from a HELL of a bender.

Geki fights to be in the bathroom with me in the mornings just so this can happen:

https://i.imgur.com/gw02IiF.mp4

WindowLiquor
Feb 8, 2011

Oh no no, this simply will not do!
This is normal, right?

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Is a feature, not broken

Nerdlord Actual
Apr 14, 2007

Awaken to your true self with Wisconsin Potatoes
Grimey Drawer

my cat is norris posted:

Omg. :allears: Like she just woke up from a HELL of a bender.

Geki fights to be in the bathroom with me in the mornings just so this can happen:

https://i.imgur.com/gw02IiF.mp4

you have a water dish, you dingus.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



But it's not fresh and cold now is it?

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
i found this on imgur

https://i.imgur.com/i6yh5AB.mp4

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Revvik posted:



Sarabi looks like life has been harder on her than it was.

Is Sarabi a one-eyed kitty, or has she just got a mother of a hangover?

Revvik
Jul 29, 2006
Fun Shoe
Constant eye inflammations from feline herpes and that eye in particular has a precancerous condition we’ve been having specialists keep tabs on.

She was found living in the exhaust system of a bus with her kittens by a local shelter

Zamasu
Nov 4, 2016

I'm just being self-absorbed.
It doesn't matter if no one's listening.

Drake_263
Mar 31, 2010
I'm going to apologize beforehand.



This is Ty, begging for rubs (that he got!).

Last week, he passed away in my mother's arms at the ripe age of sixteen.

He was just a plain regular housecat that we got from a loving family as a kitten. They had an enormous fluffy dog that the kittens were using as a playground. When we kneeled next to him to say hello, a little ball of orange fluff stumbled our way to say hello, climbed up to my lap, and promptly fell asleep. We took him home the same day. Over the years, that tiny little kitten grew into an enormous orange tabby we named after Tigger from Winnie the Pooh.

He was the sweetest, friendliest, most social cat that ever catted. I don't ever remember him using his claws with us, even in play. When we had guests over, he'd come up to say hello and get some rubs. He especially loved children. There's a sweet old Dutch couple who rent a cabin near my parents' house and they told us that when they were in, Ty would turn up at their doorstep in the mornings and yell at them until he got expensive Dutch cheese and sausage. He'd then spend the day napping in their lawnchair. When I moved out, I wanted to take him with me, but he'd spent all his life as a free-roaming catte at my parents' property and it didn't feel fair to force him to live in a tiny student apartment. Whenever I visited, he'd crawl into my lap and make himself comfortable. He loved to climb into my father's lap, then reach up and tug his beard.



A few years ago, I got super sick over the holidays, a really nasty flu. I spent the weekend feverish and bedridden and Ty spent most of the same weekend curled around my arm like that.

He gave us sixteen years of purrs, cuddles, unconditional affection and laughter. I like to think we gave him a good comfortable life.

I'm a big dumb nerd in my thirties and I'm tearing up like a child when I think of him.

Please cuddle your furbeasts for Ty's sake. I'm going to miss him terribly.

I'll see you at the clearing at the end of the path, big guy.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

And people say there's no correlation between fur colour and personality. What a lovely catte.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

A+ cat. :3:

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!
It's been a while since I've posted pictures of my Nacho.





Sometimes he gets so tired, he falls asleep on his toys.




Here he is looking after me post knee surgery, making sure I wasn't doing anything too strenuous.

Drake_263
Mar 31, 2010
He's adorable :3:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Excellent cats on this page.

Here is Oscar expressing his discontent with the current state of political discourse.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

PicklePants posted:

Here he is looking after me post knee surgery, making sure I wasn't doing anything too strenuous.



What a sweetie :kimchi:

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/dailykltten/status/1009839726696763392?s=21

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