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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i approve of tim kennedy getting waterboarded whenever he tries to make some kind of dumbass point on the twitter web site

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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Triticum Guzzler posted:

the ufc may not command the kind of periodic, fleeting relevance it had for big fights as it once did, but it now produces like 7000 hours of tv per day that nobody watches but somebody still pays for

Dana White: Lookin' for an Audience

mewse
May 2, 2006

gently caress you Tim Kennedy

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Isn't a Seal, Green Beret, Pink Hat, or whatever the gently caress? Which means he should be at least a little familiar with uncomfortable poo poo.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Captain Log posted:

Isn't a Seal, Green Beret, Pink Hat, or whatever the gently caress? Which means he should be at least a little familiar with uncomfortable poo poo.

I bet all of his friends are familiar with uncomfortable poo poo.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Mackenzie "Bigg Chigg" Dern

mewse
May 2, 2006

It's not torture and that's why we're free to inflict it on prisoners in order to force them to reveal information

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Prisoners should just have to listen to Tim Kennedy talk. I'd be spilling troop locations in five minutes to make him stop.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

mewse posted:

It's not torture and that's why we're free to inflict it on prisoners in order to force them to reveal information

You can probably get anyone who claims waterboarding isn't torture to admit that it's unpleasant, anxiety-inducing, coercive, persuasive, painful, and literally everything else that adds up to torture, but they'll stick to it not being torture. That's because anyone who says waterboarding is not torture is a moron, and, by the transitive property of dipshits, Tim Kennedy is a moron.

Also, is that just a bunch of his friends with a garden hose in his back yard? I'm sure that's exactly the same thing as having an enemy operative trained in the technique doing it in a cinder-block basement, somewhere.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
I hope Mackenzie Dern wins so that we can listen to a post fight interview with somebody who lived in Phoenix for most of her life being conducted through a translator

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

I scrolled down to see someone getting water boarded and I thought to myself, oh boy, Tim Kennedy being extra again, and of course.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
For 45 minutes i repeatedly dipped my nuts and dick into a running wheat thresher, somtimes begging for death, other times laughing hysterically due to delirium .. plain and simple. its not torture

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
theres nothing holding him down

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
i make my family do that to me on hot days

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

The fragile masculinity in Tim Kennedy is fuckin wild, what a dipshit

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
224 early prelims are on

ill close this if anyone wants to make a good post

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3856732

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

always relevant

https://twitter.com/NYid07/status/409075006962823168

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The table is flat. To waterbpard its an elevated table with your feet above your heart. And i dont think that's a towel on the face.

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Agreeing with Tim that waterboarding isn't torture.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
This pulling out fingernails sure isnt torture

Tim muses as he uses a clipper to trim his cuticles

Matt Lindland
Feb 10, 2018

SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE


now with professional animation
Kind of into the idea of him doing that for 45 minutes in his back yard... kind of thing I find funny.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
someone call me when tim kennedy does something actually cool, like drowning

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I guarentee you tim kennedys exclusive diet of steak, beer and coffee render his poops a soft shade of green

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Rest in peace, Vitor Belfort.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Woman's bantamweight is like a large Royal Navy ship stuck in the ice while trying to get to the arctic. Amanda is like a predatory beast picking off its crew one by one.

On a related note, The Terror is a great show everyone should be watching.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Matt Lindland posted:

Kind of into the idea of him doing that for 45 minutes in his back yard... kind of thing I find funny.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
If I'm Raquel the first thing I'm doing today is firing my cornerman. Making her go back out for the 5th was crazy.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Front kick comparison

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?
that's a badass ko. i hope machida retires now so he can chill with his monkeys without any more brain trauma.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Foul Fowl posted:

that's a badass ko. i hope machida retires now so he can chill with his monkeys without any more brain trauma.

My sources tell me that whoever lost that fight was going to retire in the ring, and whoever won the fight was going to stay in the UFC and suffer an escalating series of beatings, until his star power no longer outweighs his over-the-hillness, and the UFC stops scheduling him for fights, forcing him to slink off to the B-leagues where up-and-comers can build names for themselves by knocking him unconscious.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe
after a few years of being unfortunately harassed by online nerds and "journalists" trying to shame his dual citizenship, it's good to see steven Segal get back into coaching. well done lyoto

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

sweet

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

CommonShore posted:

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

like we said said, second to none :ash: OH!

same

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Vitor retired after becoming the most front kicked man in UFC history.

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
The hands on hips finish really seals the deal.

What happened to everyone's favourite babby?


e]lol oleinik owns

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 14, 2018

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

What happened to everyone's favourite babby?

https://streamja.com/l2Or

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Dern needs to get her weight sorted, but she is going to do well.

Also, does this mean Machida is going to get a higher ranked opponent? Because I'd rather not watch him die.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
https://twitter.com/sagenorthcutt/status/995805005817856000

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2018/5/...weight-mma-news

lol

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