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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
Role PMs are about to go out. I'm gonna start the game/D1 real quick, and then go sleep.

I assume a fair amount of people are gonna have somewhat busy mother's days tomorrow like myself and so I'm gonna extend out D1 to last until Tuesday evening. I think that'll work out fine.

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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
First, a scream. Then loud chatter, a few yells. Verbal noise started to permeate the air of Ulysses. That’s never a good thing.

A body was found scrunched in the alley between two buildings, dumped there long enough that flies had completely covered it. But it was unmistakable: the town banker was dead. Ellis County hadn’t seen something so rotten in decades.


:rip: Pinterest Mom, Martin Burkhardt, Banker (town-aligned capitalist), was killed N0. :rip:

It is now D1.

George Kansas fucked around with this message at 20:51 on May 13, 2018

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (15): Alasdair Crawfish, AnonymousNarcotics, b-minus1, CapitalistPig, CCKeane, Dick Bastardly, Good Sir, got some chores tonight, Hal Incandenza, Jedit, Jonathan Fisk, Mr. F!, SalTheBard, Slamburger, Yami Fenrir

With 15 alive, it's 8 votes to execute. The current deadline is May 15th, 2018 at 7 p.m. CDT -- that's in about 2 days, 16 hours.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
confirming I'm a townie. let's find them varmint.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?
Confirming that I have received my role PM.

I certainly hope that I don't get lunched in my sleep, unable to defend myself, Day 2 again. That almost made me retire from mafia as a whole. :(

Hoping this game will be better than that.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?
Third game's the charm, right?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Confirming role PM received.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

Confirming

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Confirmed

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Yeee hah buckeroos let's investigate this murder and find the varmint that done this horrible crime.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

SalTheBard posted:

Yeee hah buckeroos let's investigate this murder and find the varmint that done this horrible crime.

I found the varmint

It's this guy

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

confirming I'm a townie. let's find them varmint.

anon gf confirmed

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
the only good banker is a dead banker

##vote nl

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
im glad the capitalist died, fkn owned

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
if i could bring pmom back, id kill him again

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

got some chores tonight posted:

if i could bring pmom back, id kill him again

Thanks for confirming that you have a killing ability. Just lol @ this scum team

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

What actually caused pmom to die? (I've been gone for like a year)

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

Slamburger posted:

What actually caused pmom to die? (I've been gone for like a year)

That's a flavor kill, Pmom isn't actually playing.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

Yami Fenrir posted:

That's a flavor kill, Pmom isn't actually playing.

Ha wow, maybe I should read the mod's posts.

Slamburger
Jun 27, 2008

Like, I thought pmom had some real life crisis in the last year or something, I am a dumbo.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...

b-minus1 posted:

Thanks for confirming that you have a killing ability. Just lol @ this scum team

f u c k m e

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Keane I have a request, please stop being so unreadable every game. I keep thinking you're scum every game but you somehow never are.

TIA.

(Note that I will absolutely think you're scum if you suddenly read as town to me, or if you read as scum to me.)

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

so which one of you is scum

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

b-minus1 posted:

so which one of you is scum

Both.

##vote CCKeane

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib

CCKeane posted:

Alasdair and I are masons please respect my privacy and don't read parts of posts I have marked for Alasdair.

For Alasdair:
Hello how are you doing?

Confirmed or Unconfirmed?

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Alasdair and I are confirmed masons because of the power of friendship.

For Alasdair:
Wow people are pretty upset about our friendship.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

Yami Fenrir
Jan 25, 2015

Is it I that is insane... or the rest of the world?

CapitalistPig posted:

I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

No man playing an instrument could possibly be bad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWZ3zbyR3KY

... Wait, hold on a minute.

##vote CapitalistPig

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Bryce McNitt is the name, elixirs and tonics my specialty. I have potions for pox, tonics and tinctures to cure any ailment!.... and for those who seek deeper understanding a brew to broaden the mind and allow you to see the unseen!

(I'm just getting into character, this is by no means a claim)

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

pmom really was vanilla town, wow

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

CapitalistPig posted:

I am townie and I play the piano, for I am the piano man named Pootie Jenkins.

And the mod needs a Night 0 victim
So he settles for Pinterest Mom
And everyone votes Day 1 for CPig
Because everyone knows that he's scum

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
wow that song was terrible ##vote jedit

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
I mean, it didn't even rhyme. Should've changed his name to Pinterest Mum for the song. Artistic license

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Jedit posted:

And the mod needs a Night 0 victim
So he settles for Pinterest Mom
And everyone votes Day 1 for CPig
Because everyone knows that he's scum


lmao

##vote Jedit

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Hmm, interesting.

A note for Alasdair:
Cap Pig's vote seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

CCKeane posted:

Hmm, interesting.

A note for Alasdair:
Cap Pig's vote seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

CapitalistPig posted:

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

Extremely rude, wtf

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

Hal Incandenza posted:

Extremely rude, wtf

I know you are new to mafia so I will explain. This is how it works you yell at other people and insult them and then everyone hates themselves inside and then there is a "winner" at some point. No one really wins though.

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CapitalistPig posted:

A note for CCKeane:
Your face seems REALLY weird, what do you think?

I get the feeling that you are reading messages intended to be private communications between my mason buddy Alasdair and I, that's very rude, CPig.

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