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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Except the the brown dude getting cuffed by the white cop. They probably aren't friends.

Well, hopefully the brown dude is falsely accused and then they can make friends.

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

Well, hopefully the brown dude is falsely accused and then they can make friends.

I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way!

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Except the the brown dude getting cuffed by the white cop. They probably aren't friends.

Illegal is illegal didn't you hear the ad

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Baron Corbin posted:

so hows everybody doing tonight

not bad at all

astonishingly, I've not only stuck with the exercise stuff, I've actually added to it :psyduck: I'm still mostly flab, but even now I feel like I got a bit more gas in the tank

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
so is ember technically queen of the black women?

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

im here for the Riott Squad.

OY
OY
OY

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
her uncle's taters farm

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Liv is going to be so embarrassed when she finds out how suspenders work.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Shima Honnou posted:

so is ember technically queen of the black women?

Not while Latifah is still alive.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Neurolimal posted:

Not while Latifah is still alive.

long may she live

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

SatansOnion posted:

not bad at all

astonishingly, I've not only stuck with the exercise stuff, I've actually added to it :psyduck: I'm still mostly flab, but even now I feel like I got a bit more gas in the tank

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

reignofevil posted:

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Weakness leaving the body.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

reignofevil posted:

Pro wrestling is actually really good motivation for me to eat better and exercise more I just think about Jinder yelling about dieting harder than anyone else and its like I'm comin' for you maha raja.

my fitness motivation is pretty much just aj styles' torso, minus the tattoo

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm glad to hear you are all well, except for the ones who are not. exercise is like a drug, and if you get high before you work out, that makes it even more like a drug. but the best drug of all, is self-confidence

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Nah I'm saving the Benoit special for when its time to start doing marathons

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Have you been working out so hard you're getting those cool cysts on your back?

Those are called power poppers; they're an indication of how powerful you are.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I still don't understand why the hippie's hanging around with the goth and Gwen Stefani circa 2002.

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Baron Corbin posted:

the best drug of all, is self-confidence

Is that what the millennials are calling ketamine these days?

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

reignofevil posted:

Nah I'm saving the Benoit special for when its time to start doing marathons

Wow, that's quite a pessimistic take on your odds of finishing.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Booker agreeing with Graves and not realizing it. Oh well, at least he's not Coach.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
liv's lick-pop tongue is certainly a choice

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

shiksa posted:

liv's lick-pop tongue is certainly a choice

She blue herself in a way I haven't seen before!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Did Ember even get tagged into that match?

TERRIBLE SHITLORD
Oct 20, 2005


MY NIGGA HAVE
YOU TRIED LSD
I love Liv Morgan but she suffers from the same illness as Bayley. They both hit like children and have no impact to anything they do.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I love when a team loses to a bunch of randos thrown together.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

WrasslorMonkey posted:

She blue herself in a way I haven't seen before!

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

shiksa posted:

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

Next thing I hear is "The WWE roster has gone soft..."

Got my hopes up.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Saint Freak posted:

I love when a team loses to a bunch of randos thrown together.

#womensrevolution

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is a really new and innovative gimmick that hasn't been seen before

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

shiksa posted:

god a wrestler with a phrasing gimmick would be amazing.

to add, i think about this during every single ddp promo. its like, did no one come up to him backstage and tell him that "hey RAVEN at bash at the beach, you're gonna get BANGED!, I'm gonna BANG YA!" etc. sounds, like, kinda just like an aggressive gay guy

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Well, there was the APA

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
why didn't sheamus save bono from that tree when he was skiing

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I can't believe not one person with ears has told them these songs mashed together like this sucks.

HitTheTargets
Mar 3, 2006

I came here to laugh at you.
I believe that a 1 years old could tweet better than Cole.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
matts already got rickety cricket knees :ohdear:

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Kiss of Deletion is a lame as hell name.

shiksa posted:

matts already got rickety cricket knees :ohdear:

He was born with that.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Yeah I'd prefer Sister Abigail's Delete Key

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
why are you making sami do this

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

I thought R-Truth had a crippling case of vertigo

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