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Is that a goose with pet fish? 
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Ollǝɥ!
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May 14, 2018 00:00
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Another reason why cockatiels are great is this picture which is maybe my favorite picture on the internet Has a dildo in it. It's not being used and it's not in any way a nws picture in its composition, but there is a dildo so, you know, be aware.  https://i.imgur.com/sr9ZX60.jpg He's just so pleased with the situation
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May 14, 2018 00:05
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Is that a goose with pet fish? Swan feeding koi. I was gonna ask what kind of bird it was, then I scrolled up in my browser where the title was hidden under the address bar. I guess that swan also thinks koi are hilarious when they beg.
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May 14, 2018 00:52
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https://i.imgur.com/lGVoZiB.mp4
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May 14, 2018 01:31
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Ah, the famous banana mating dance.
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May 14, 2018 01:39
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https://youtu.be/XNCiNDQnHX4 Hey, kitty! Aren't you impressed with my singing?
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May 14, 2018 02:28
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Bored posted:https://youtu.be/XNCiNDQnHX4 That cat looks so defeated.
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May 14, 2018 02:35
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My favorite thing about cockatiels is how they hold their wings out a little bit in the "I'm gonna whistle real loving good!" posture.
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May 14, 2018 03:34
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LSD at the gangbang posted:"I'm gonna whistle real loving good!" This is great wording. I don't know why, but it made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. Have another cockatiel video. https://youtu.be/5kxMCUk0Pg0 And another where a cockatiel whistles "Another One Bites the Dust" while standing on a Freddy Mercury figurine. https://youtu.be/8Ry7AyDBHMY Also there is a series of YouTube videos for training your cockatiel to whistle various songs. Each one is just someone whistling the same song over and over again for 25 minutes. Kind of cool. Bored has a new favorite as of 04:18 on May 14, 2018 |
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May 14, 2018 04:13
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Bored posted:This is great wording. I don't know why, but it made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. Is that chicken soup? That's sick.
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May 14, 2018 04:17
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Phanatic posted:Is that chicken soup? I don't think it even wants the chicken soup. It just wants to mock its human when the human tells it not to sample the soup. That human has a weird parrot voice.
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May 14, 2018 04:20
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Phanatic posted:Is that chicken soup? why we're mammals, and humans eat other mammals all the loving time
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May 14, 2018 04:38
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Phanatic posted:Is that chicken soup? Yeah, that’s probably why the owners doesn’t want it to eat any! Bored posted:Have another cockatiel video. One thing that I like about cockatiels is that once they learn a song, they start to reproduce it less and less faithfully over time. It’s like they take the notes of the song and use them to make new music. I don’t know if it’s something they do intentionally or if they’re just too dumb to keep the music in their head properly. Ariong has a new favorite as of 04:48 on May 14, 2018 |
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May 14, 2018 04:44
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Ariong posted:Yeah, that’s probably why the owners doesn’t want it to eat any! I always figured they were trying to impress their friends with their mad improv skillz.
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May 14, 2018 04:50
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One of my birds had a really good song that is a combination of If You're Happy And You Know It and the Addams Family theme song. So I taught him La Cucaracha. Now I get "If You're Happy And You Know The Addams Family's Pet Cockroach" I guess. All music goes into one song.
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May 14, 2018 16:41
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Bored posted:This is great wording. I don't know why, but it made me laugh for a good 30 seconds. What a Rude cockatiel! Here's one with excellent singing and foot-tappin skills https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhjbazNuqvs And a grey being very grey-like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmeUSSEaxfQ
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May 14, 2018 18:45
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May 14, 2018 22:16
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Nice gams, birdo
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May 14, 2018 23:51
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Birdonetta. About 70% leg.
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May 15, 2018 05:16
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Birbie Doll.
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May 15, 2018 09:51
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Not an actual bird but I think it captures the spirit of the thing
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May 15, 2018 16:06
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Remember that birds are literally dinosaurs and pray that in the afterlife you get to view the intricate courting dances of Utahraptor
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May 15, 2018 16:46
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lol if you aren't a synapsid just lol
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May 15, 2018 17:20
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https://i.imgur.com/dVLATYq.mp4
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May 16, 2018 00:33
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Less exciting than using a car, and now your bird has a taste for blood. Good job.
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May 16, 2018 00:41
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birds already lust for blood
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May 16, 2018 00:46
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post the most bad birds u got    apocalyptic sunboy 
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May 16, 2018 00:52
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https://i.imgur.com/jMAS30g.mp4 e: CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK has a new favorite as of 01:23 on May 16, 2018 |
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May 16, 2018 01:10
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Imagine failing so hard at cat. 
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May 16, 2018 03:10
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Imagine failing so hard at cat. Are you kidding? That's peak cat. "Hm. It's about as big as me.  "
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May 16, 2018 04:07
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https://twitter.com/mckellogs/status/996198667467051008
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May 16, 2018 04:58
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Phanatic posted:Is that chicken soup? That’s not how that works!!!!!!!!
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May 16, 2018 11:48
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Aussie Magpies are clever enough to know what Noisy Miner threat calls mean and react to them. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2018/may/17/australian-magpies-can-understand-other-bird-calls-study-finds
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May 17, 2018 11:44
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My mom's sun conure once preened a scab off my arm and started licking my blood while I was too stunned to do anything. Rip Paco, you were a badass little vampire.
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May 17, 2018 12:10
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May 17, 2018 13:23
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I saw some plovers near my work about a week ago, and I was very excited to see them. I tried to take a picture, but the window was a bit too dirty to get a clean shot, and they ran away once I opened the door. I was very upset, but still felt very good to have seen a family of baby plovers and what I guess was their mother up close.
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May 17, 2018 14:32
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That flamingo looks like my attempt to draw a normal bird. Also from the replies  https://twitter.com/nicodelort/status/996802990668468230
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May 17, 2018 16:53
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Lord Hydronium posted:That flamingo looks like my attempt to draw a normal bird. Thought this was the birbs thread and not some old god's nightmare creations thread.
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She's just hugging her babies.
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