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I live on the coast of the pacific so I am absoltely going to be killed in a colossal earthquake or tsunami one day, but I reserve the right to stick my nose up at anyone who chooses to live somewhere with a Tornado or Hurricane Season and acts bewildered when everything they own is destroyed.
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Krankenstyle posted:lol nobody born after 1980 will ever retire Sure I will! Soon as my powerball numbers come through!
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lol why don't people just MOVE!!! it's free to move right
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sandoz posted:lol why don't people just MOVE!!! You buy a new house with the money you make by selling your old house so yes it's technically free.
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May 15, 2018 21:52
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This amused me because Aziz Ansari actually is 35 right now. I assume he already saved up enough to retire since he's on a bit of a hiatus after the accusation in January. Edit: and it looks like he just started doing stand-up again in NYC last week.
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Krankenstyle posted:lol nobody born after 1980 will ever retire Can confirm. Last thing I got in the mail from Social Security said I wouldn't get full benefits until 75 and I'll be lucky to live to 60 with my family medical history.
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Ages ago I saw a tweet that went something like Me in 2006: As soon as I get a job I'm gonna max out my contributions to my IRA, even if the employer doesn't match it's still a good idea Me now: Hopefully I'll get shot by a cop before I get sick
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On the plus side, the way things are going the first world will be an even more hosed up & ravaged corporatist hellhole by the time we're elderly, so it won't even be embarrassing to be some kind of panhandling rag creature.
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May 15, 2018 23:45
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I can't wait for my retirement bullet.
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Krankenstyle posted:lol nobody born after 1980 will ever retire Hey come on, don't be so negative. Plenty of people born before 1980 won't ever retire either! 
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I just hope I die after my mother does so she doesn't have to go through losing me. (me being maudlin will make lots of folk happy, so it counts as a funny picture)
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My retirement plan is to teach full-time online instead of full-time in-person. That way, when I work myself to death, I'll just be a faceless digital grading entity to students and they won't be sad. All things considered, I'm lucky for a millenial. Here's something to lighten the mood: 
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I read that whole article and the two craziest things is that the average wedding costs $35,000 and a kid costs $350,000 to raise to age 18. loving hell. Get married at the courthouse and don't have kids and you should be able to retire easily if everyone else is pulling off those insane expenses.
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Ccs posted:I read that whole article and the two craziest things is that the average wedding costs $35,000 and a kid costs $350,000 to raise to age 18. You still have to actually save that money though. So good luck
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mysterious frankie posted:On the plus side, the way things are going the first world will be an even more hosed up & ravaged corporatist hellhole by the time we're elderly, so it won't even be embarrassing to be some kind of panhandling rag creature. The Futureworld Hellhole might institute a Logan's Run-style set of rules about aging so no worries about that! Although yes, we're barreling towards something more like Mad Max. TontoCorazon posted:I can't wait for my retirement bullet. Fuckin' 
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Ccs posted:I read that whole article and the two craziest things is that the average wedding costs $35,000 and a kid costs $350,000 to raise to age 18. Children tend to make a fairly good safety net, though. Many an oldster has received more than $350,000 worth of elder care from their offspring (fair market prices).
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Retiring is easy: Be white, dont have kids, get a wealthy partner, don't live in america, make smart financial decisions in your 20s. I don't see why this is so hard. Seriously, though, bullets are dumb and messy. Retirement pills are the way to go. 
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JoelJoel posted:
Yeah but your retirement is supposed to be a blast.
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Just save up enough retirement money to rent a supercar for an hour and drive off of a cliff into a river or some poo poo.
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13Pandora13 posted:Just save up enough retirement money to rent a supercar for an hour and drive off of a cliff into a river or some poo poo. So, rent a Segway?
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13Pandora13 posted:Just save up enough retirement money to rent a supercar for an hour and drive off of a cliff into a river or some poo poo. lol if you’re not doing this on credit
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Why rent? Just steal the car from a rich gently caress. You're doing yourself a favor and giving material to the Schadenfreude thread.
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the lost animorphs chapters
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sandoz posted:lol why don't people just MOVE!!! Oh you sweet innocent child 
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13Pandora13 posted:Just save up enough retirement money to rent a supercar for an hour and drive off of a cliff into a river or some poo poo.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Joke's on you, their autonomous driving systems literally won't let you go off road. On the other hand, you stand a good chance of being able to throw yourself in front of an Uber. Really? Because every other day there's a news item about how yet another person died in an accordion shaped coffin thanks to a super car's self driving systems
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