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Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
And we're here to help you hate the human voice.

Bolts and Caps, whoever wins, we all suffer.

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pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

CAPS BITCH

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Going from Milbury to McGuire is a lateral move.


E: How long until Penguins chat?

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Bring back Bob Cole. He couldn't possibly be any worse at calling the play than Romanuk and Cole doesn't have a voice that makes you want to wear earplugs.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

grack posted:

Bring back Bob Cole. He couldn't possibly be any worse at calling the play than Romanuk and Cole doesn't have a voice that makes you want to wear earplugs.

Gord will save us... Any day now...

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
The Capitals are a dog poo poo team for morons but their anthem game is really fuckin' strong.

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Wilson heard heading for the net and got excited.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Abner Assington posted:

The Capitals are a dog poo poo team for morons but their anthem game is really fuckin' strong.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
i like this no frills commerical

Lumius
Nov 24, 2004
Superior Awesome Sucks
i like lars 'larry' eller.

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?
Was that a hip to the head?

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
gotta admit i had anton stralman boarding tom wilson really low on my list

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
who cares, gently caress Tom Wilson

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Abner Assington posted:

who cares, gently caress Tom Wilson

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

HappyHippo posted:

Was that a hip to the head?

The Ol' Kadri Hello

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

Would cheer if Tampa lets in 9 power play goals but boards Tom Wilson 10 times

aejix
Sep 18, 2007

It's about finding that next group of core players we can win with in the next 6, 8, 10 years. Let's face it, it's hard for 20-, 21-, 22-year-olds to lead an NHL team. Look at the playoffs.

That quote is from fucking 2018. Fuck you Jim
Pillbug
Cop that wilson you piece of poo poo

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Why do the announcers hate the lightning so much?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

vyst posted:

Why do the announcers hate the lightning so much?

To counter the huge bolt in my pants

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
That was a really bad stretch from the caps.

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

[quote="“boop the snoot”" post="“484133559”"]
To counter the huge bolt in my pants
[/quote]

shouldn’t they only hate them a very little bit then?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
If Wilson had thrown that hit he would have been hung at dawn.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Gerblederp posted:

shouldn’t they only hate them a very little bit then?

:golfclap:

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: STAMKOS

That puck movement

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
loving one whiff on that clear was all it took.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
"An absolute rocket poo poo"

Interesting way to describe that Pierre.

Abner Assington
Mar 13, 2005

For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.
lol Orpik whiffing on that clear leads to Stamkos just ripping that thing into the net

Thanks Brooks

Gerblederp
Dec 4, 2009

That was nice

Das_Ubermike
Sep 2, 2011

www.oldmanmurray.com
Wow. That goal is directly Brooks Orpik's fault. How the gently caress do you flub that clear?

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Yuk that penalty kill

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
:siren: IT BEGINS :siren:

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
That shot was incredible

Gunjin
Apr 27, 2004

Om nom nom
Brooks loving Orpik.

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Welp series over wrap it up 4-2 bolts.

Das_Ubermike
Sep 2, 2011

www.oldmanmurray.com
Not an ideal first period. Caps were a little careless with their passing. Probably could be down more than 1-0 at this point. Also fire Brooks Orpik into the sun.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
im pretty sure kelly hrudey wasnt always like this. id like to think this

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012
stamkos has been in on 80% of tampa's goals for this series. mayyyyyyyyyyybe he isnt the issue.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
You know it's some popular teams when the GDT needs scrolling down :v:

We might as well do a conference finals general GDT at this point.

Koopa Kid
Aug 21, 2007



I think what I hate most about Romanuk is that he’s always using the platform to insert his lovely opinions into the broadcast. It’s like being stuck next to a loudmouth at the bar if their voice was also insanely grating.

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marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
:siren: KUUUUUCH

Special teams being cool

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