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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


same

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twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
boi-oi-oing

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Please don't post my House of Leaves fanfic, tia

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72y14xXJlyk

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
:vince:
Some poor soul had to watch A LOT of Alex Jones to make that.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

xpost from AFPthread

iRend posted:

I was going to make carbonara tonight but then I couldn't be arsed. I settled on using the ingredients on muffins and applying flame, then adding poppadoms for no reason.

It is proper parma reggie and pancetta, with fried onion/garlic and a stylish dab of kewpie mayo/sriracha to finish it, because those are cool things to apply to food.



I tried to make a more substantial dinner but I was at a loss.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Elizabethan Error posted:

xpost from AFPthread

It's often harder on the busboy

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

canyoneer posted:

:vince:
Some poor soul had to watch A LOT of Alex Jones to make that.

Yeah, like maybe 20 minutes?

The_end
May 17, 2014

I usually notice when my cock comes out of the front of my boxes. I prefer to describe my balls as retched.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I mean, isn't this fairly accurate? I'm not the only dude who notices what my cock feels like, right?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe

RFC2324 posted:

I mean, isn't this fairly accurate? I'm not the only dude who notices what my cock feels like, right?

It's me every time I trim.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY
The absolute madman.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLKsW8RCqw

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core


Would make more sense if they chose Nile's feel-good hit Masturbating The War God

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Gluten free is just so cool you guys

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Data Graham posted:

Gluten free is just so cool you guys

Amateur



I don't eat anything that has mass

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

loving breatharians

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


The Bloop posted:

Amateur



I don't eat anything that has mass

The only thing I eat is rear end

Kramdar
Jun 21, 2005

Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

Hihohe posted:

The only thing I eat is rear end

loving millenials!

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Kramdar posted:

loving millenials!

Hey at least we've moved on from daddies cummies.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Bombadilillo posted:

Hey at least we've moved on from daddies cummies.

We had our fill of it.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RFC2324 posted:

loving breatharians

Air has mass


I sustain myself on the idea of air

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

The Bloop posted:

Air has mass


I sustain myself on the idea of air

breatharians believe they can live on just sunlight or pranic energy. :v:

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RFC2324 posted:

breatharians believe they can live on just sunlight or pranic energy. :v:

Tantric energy is all I need.... Anyone want to help me charge this crystal?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Hihohe posted:

The only thing I eat is rear end

Author, Author!

Sexual Aluminum
Jun 21, 2003

is made of candy
Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

Tantric energy is all I need.... Anyone want to help me charge this crystal?

I usually have to wait a few hours between chargings.

edit: It's mainly since I've gotten older. When I was a teenager I could charge all day long.

Sexual Aluminum has a new favorite as of 03:00 on May 16, 2018

Mogomra
Nov 5, 2005

simply having a wonderful time

Pershing posted:

We had our fill of it.

oh poo poo

pseudosavior
Apr 14, 2006

Don't you do cocaine at ME,
you son of a bitch!

The Bloop posted:

Tantric energy is all I need.... Anyone want to help me charge this crystal?

It's Orgone or nothing.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

Amateur



I don't eat anything that has mass

*starts 30 page derail on if photons are are a particle or a wave*

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

Zil posted:

*starts 30 page derail on if photons are are a particle or a wave*

They're cows actually.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Zil posted:

*starts 30 page derail on if photons are are a particle or a wave*

what if they're both??? :okpos:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
To be fair to authors boobily breasting there's everyday tit practicalities that can get in the way of your protagonism. Like sleep in your bra and get back pain, get roused from your bed by klaxon to hastily charge forth without and get breast pain, that sort of stuff. Adding in this stuff will add authenticity to your tale.

The logistics of balls are not necessarily simpler but cause all other manner of bother oft described in fiction is what I'm saying.

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

Zil posted:

*starts 30 page derail on if photons are are a particle or a wave*

They're Yanny, obviously.

takethebaittakethebaittakethebait

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012









Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


ol qwerty bastard posted:

They're Yanny, obviously.

takethebaittakethebaittakethebait

That's just some old-folks (like me) can only hear the lower pitched 'laurel' part whereas young yannys hear 'yanny' or both poo poo, yeah? Fighting over it is like yelling at the technician running a hearing test. "BULLSHIT, YOU DIDN'T PLAY A TONE THERE!!!!"

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

Mr. Fix It posted:

That's just some old-folks (like me) can only hear the lower pitched 'laurel' part whereas young yannys hear 'yanny' or both poo poo, yeah? Fighting over it is like yelling at the technician running a hearing test. "BULLSHIT, YOU DIDN'T PLAY A TONE THERE!!!!"
This is harsh way to find out that I'm old now

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

If your curious about which part your missing

https://twitter.com/xxv/status/996462632998711297

For the record I only hear Laurel but once it's downshifted I can hear Yanny

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