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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Running a cash register at a paintball site helped my mental math a ton, kids these days can't practice though, now everyone has ADHD and is retarded. That's why you pump them fill of speed obv
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a math thred just use excel, kiddos
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May 16, 2018 04:03
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BeefThief posted:a math thred also give swirlies to nerds and math teachers
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May 16, 2018 04:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeRRig-aGVs LOL
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May 16, 2018 04:05
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oh that venn diagram is 100% overlap
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May 16, 2018 04:05
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your friend a dog posted:like seriously. i actually dont know anything about what teachers do, so someone please educate me. when i was a kid the teachers basically stood at the front of the room for less than eight hours, either reading from a book, a power point, or giving us worksheets. now, i know corralling a bunch of kids is a skill in and of itself but looking back nothing they actually did seems like it took much more skill than your average minimum wage worker at like a hardware store or something have you ever taken care of a child? or 2? let alone 30+ for 8 hours and tried to teach all of them nearly everything, equally, according to rules sent down by the federal government, your state, your district, your school and your own conscious? without offending parents? while properly, but not overly, disciplining these children when necessary? even when some might have undiagnosed learning or mental disabilities? all while being completely in charge of decorating and stocking your classroom to appeal to all these kids, planning lessons for a whole year, planning individual lessons, managing your time well enough to get everything you need done done in a school day, grading papers,. fielding calls emails and bullshit from parents? now have you tried doing that for absolutely poo poo money? btw all that poo poo only scratches the surface of the poo poo teachers do
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May 16, 2018 04:06
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almost 60k/year is hardly poo poo money and i know it's probably different in a lot of places but when i was a kid mostly everyone behaved and did their work and listened. no one really wants to get in trouble and get yelled at by their authority figures, at least pre middle school.
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May 16, 2018 04:08
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your friend a dog posted:no one really wants to get in trouble and get yelled at by their authority figures, at least pre middle school. lmfao
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May 16, 2018 04:11
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Subtraction getting owned nobody likes loving subtraction if you a sub u a sub. Multiplication is the best that's why you can write it in a hundred different ways like ZxY, (z)(y), z*y, Z•Y
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May 16, 2018 04:11
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Subtraction multiplication addition all easy it's division that is bs
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May 16, 2018 04:12
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your friend a dog posted:almost 60k/year is hardly poo poo money and i know it's probably different in a lot of places but when i was a kid mostly everyone behaved and did their work and listened. no one really wants to get in trouble and get yelled at by their authority figures, at least pre middle school. not gonna bother replying to you after this since you have outed yourself as an absolute retard
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May 16, 2018 04:12
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your friend a dog posted:that's true, but don't they use the same lesson plan every year? It depends if the curriculum has changed, or if you're teaching a subject that evolves like IT. You'd also adapt lesson plans based on performance. It's not just plans though, it's also any materials you created like presentations, quizzes, etc too, extension tasks. It's a bitch and I bailed. Mostly I bailed though because kids bore the life out of me. They're idiots. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:27 on May 16, 2018 |
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May 16, 2018 04:13
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Damo posted:not gonna bother replying to you after this since you have outed yourself as an absolute retard Dogs function at like a second grade level be nice
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May 16, 2018 04:14
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Blue Train posted:Subtraction multiplication addition all easy it's division that is bs are you the one who voted division in the thread poll?
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May 16, 2018 04:14
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i picked multiply because it sorta also means sex
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May 16, 2018 04:17
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Blue Train posted:math is an arabic terrorist plot, America cowtows to the Saudis by not calling Al Jabra by it's real name lol is algebra arabic? wasn't the middle east the "cradle of civilization" for a couple centuries or something, and that's why we use arabic numerals? I'm just going to keep asking questions that I could just google the answer to does algebra come from the same root as algae? why does my dog look at me when he poops?
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/\ I now have a real desire to see ancient Greek/Roman engineering documents and formulas prior to Arabic numerals taking over.GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:It depends if the curriculum has changed, or if you're teaching a subject that evolves like IT. You'd also adapt lesson plans based on performance. It's not just plans though, it's also any materials you created like presentations, quizzes, etc too, extension tasks. It's a bitch and I bailed. A high school math teacher who has managed to hold on to the same few classes year after year is sitting pretty preparation wise since high school math changes as often as Popes. Language arts on the other hand has some new "magic bullet" or tool introduced every few years and curriculum can change three times a decade in some jurisdictions.
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May 16, 2018 04:22
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Cubone posted:why does my dog look at me when he poops? cause he knows you have to pick up his poop and he is assuring you that he, indeed, is the master since, you know, you pick up his literal poo poo on a daily basis
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May 16, 2018 04:23
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your friend a dog posted:get yelled at by their authority figures, at least pre middle school. Can teachers even yell these days? I knew a teacher that was reported by a kids parents because they asked a hyperactive idiot child to change seats. Give teachers a taser quota imho. Blistex posted:/\ I now have a real desire to see ancient Greek/Roman engineering documents and formulas prior to Arabic numerals taking over. The math teachers I knew seemed super chill, maybe that's why. GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 04:26 on May 16, 2018 |
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your friend a dog posted:that's true, but don't they use the same lesson plan every year? seems like a lot of that stuff is work that gets sorted out in the first year or two. i mean all that for 50-60k isnt unreasonable. i imagine there's low level office jobs that expect a similar amount of work for less You can't completely reuse your lesson plans because you have to adapt them to your students every year...certain concepts may take 2 days or 2 weeks to teach depending on your students' skills. You also can't use another teacher's lesson plan as it's got to fit your teaching style. You're right though, the more you do it the easier it is to plan. However if you're not revising them year by year, adding things, and adapting to changes in culture/knowledge/technology then you're a lovely teacher. your friend a dog posted:almost 60k/year is hardly poo poo money and i know it's probably different in a lot of places but when i was a kid mostly everyone behaved and did their work and listened. no one really wants to get in trouble and get yelled at by their authority figures, at least pre middle school. Unless you live in a high cost of living area you're not approaching that kind of salary until you've got a Master's degree and 10+ years in...average starting salary is 38K http://www.nea.org/home/2016-2017-average-starting-teacher-salary.html Or you're at a charter with merit-based pay (the trade off there is that you don't have tenure or union protection, and you pretty much have to reapply for your job every year)
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May 16, 2018 04:23
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Cubone posted:lol Yes yes no yes
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May 16, 2018 04:24
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Damo posted:not gonna bother replying to you after this since you have outed yourself as an absolute retard sorry your classes didn't behave i guess???
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May 16, 2018 04:25
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Damo posted:cause he knows you have to pick up his poop and he is assuring you that he, indeed, is the master he's a good boy Blue Train posted:Yes yes no yes thx
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May 16, 2018 04:27
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BONE DOG posted:Give the kids calculators why clog your brain with tedious bullshit with no real world application lol just lol if you can't reverse engineer high level math in your head
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May 16, 2018 04:32
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i multiply numbers in my head when i'm in a public restroom and can't piss
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May 16, 2018 04:34
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BONE DOG posted:Give the kids calculators why clog your brain with tedious bullshit with no real world application Let the KIDS!!! Add what they want.
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May 16, 2018 04:36
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This new math makes me long for a solar flare event that sets our species back so far it becomes pointless to know how to count beyond 10.
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May 16, 2018 04:48
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Kids should learn math because its not like they're going to carry a calculator everywhere! Technically it was a phone first
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May 16, 2018 04:50
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TurboFlamingChicken posted:When you get to middle school let us know how they teach different
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Away all Goats posted:Kids should learn math because its not like they're going to carry a calculator everywhere! If I ran a business that required math I wouldn't trust my employees to do it correctly in their head anyway.
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May 16, 2018 05:42
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it’s not so much arithmetic that’s valuable but quantitative skills around abstract reasoning and problem solving. though too few know even basics. school doesn’t do a good job of teaching you why you should care
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your friend a dog posted:like seriously. i actually dont know anything about what teachers do, so someone please educate me. when i was a kid the teachers basically stood at the front of the room for less than eight hours, either reading from a book, a power point, or giving us worksheets. now, i know corralling a bunch of kids is a skill in and of itself but looking back nothing they actually did seems like it took much more skill than your average minimum wage worker at like a hardware store or something this is the dumbest thing ive read in a long time lol. breathtaking
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May 16, 2018 06:04
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math is everything. it is The Mountain. it is very hard, and it owns
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I'm pretty sure 90 percent of the people bitching about common core math are just olds who hate new things.
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Elderbean posted:I'm pretty sure 90 percent of the people bitching about common core math are just olds who hate new things. freaking out about common core math is minions meme tier. i am not exaggerating or anything. it is what thoise ppl do online. THATS how Old and Alcoholic some ppl in GBS are, .. these days
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May 16, 2018 06:18
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super sweet best pal posted:Aren't those basically the same thing written differently? This describes literally everything in mathematics.
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Elderbean posted:I'm pretty sure 90 percent of the people bitching about common core math are just olds who hate new things. i take issue with common core because it's riddled with extraneous corpo language bullshit. it doesn't carry over to, or even teach, established terminology so there's gonna be this huge language divide between people who call it a Divisor and people who call it a Cooperative Deconstruction Informer
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May 16, 2018 06:31
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super sweet best pal posted:Aren't those basically the same thing written differently? probably, and it is probably selling books like it's something new, too
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The White Dragon posted:Cooperative Deconstruction Informer I feel like this is a good euphemism for an eviction notice.
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super sweet best pal posted:Aren't those basically the same thing written differently? i mean.. thats a lot of math. like some huge polynomial with piles of stacked fractions and exponents and poo poo that simplifies to like 2 is the same thing written differently.
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