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client posted:incredibly powerful especially if you use this voice lol
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:11 |
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i rather play DOTA
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:12 |
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It’s raid night.
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:23 |
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I have smelly penis
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:27 |
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"Have you read my posting history?!"
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:31 |
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remigious posted:It’s raid night.
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:37 |
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#71: I quit last week. drat, you quit sex last week? I was SO close!
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:46 |
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#73 I have to go to the bathroom It's cool bb we can have sex in the bathroom
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:48 |
#115 Jesus isn't with us #117 I left my dick in my other pant Edit: One from the f'd up church I fled from that was brought up in church by the pastor as a pathetic excuse his wife needed to get over "I just gave birth and it's really sore still" 1st_Panzer_Div. fucked around with this message at 06:53 on May 16, 2018 |
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:50 |
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#118: You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:53 |
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31 and 32 are some rough poo poo taken together.
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:53 |
#119 I only have sex with my real dad
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# ? May 16, 2018 06:54 |
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#85, 27, 70, 42. Alternatively, wait until he pulls his dick out, then use #42. I feel like I'm ordering from a Chinese menu. Applewhite posted:I have smelly penis #16 #120: I know this is just the first date, but I really feel a connection with you. Bored fucked around with this message at 07:02 on May 16, 2018 |
# ? May 16, 2018 06:56 |
Yes....psych!
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:01 |
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#121: "only if you say hi to my cat. Here, let me call him. I got one of those pet selfie cameras you put on a treat dispenser....Mr Wiiiiggles...sometimes it takes a little while for him to show up..."
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:08 |
With all these diseases that you obviously have? No thanks buster.
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:34 |
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That's not how you use that pamphlet. If someone has propositioned you for sex that you don't want to have, just take a deep breath, pull out that pamphlet, and start rattling the reasons off one after another, only pausing when you need to take another breath. That's how you say no to sex.
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# ? May 16, 2018 07:41 |
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Former DILF posted:#102 I like anime #103 I literally am anime.
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:25 |
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#28 is generally what my partners learn after sex (it's not worth it)
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:36 |
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#124 These Warhammer figures aren't gonna paint themselves.
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:38 |
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Let's break up until you can wait ??
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:42 |
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Im gay.
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:44 |
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1: nein 2: nyet 3: bu 4...
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s01MH6P-ezs This seems appropriate for this thread
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:47 |
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#80 is true. I've had sex and I don't have a career.
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:50 |
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Never hear any goons saying 43, I dont like kids
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# ? May 16, 2018 10:55 |
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thank god for this list. i was running out of ways to tell all the ladies no some of these have troubling subtext discarded box fucked around with this message at 11:15 on May 16, 2018 |
# ? May 16, 2018 11:12 |
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#125 - Sorry, but I'm already full of cum.
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:15 |
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i just love you too dang much to have sex, sorry
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:21 |
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#-1 My penis has negative length so it would be physically impossible to have sex.
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:25 |
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:25 |
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#67: no way fag
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:27 |
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Nooner posted:coach says he wont have any fornicators on his team, cant have them shefolk stealing our masculine essence if we wanna make state loooool
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:27 |
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imagine being a grown adult human being and denying yourself sex like some cloistered rear end in a top hat lmao.
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:27 |
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Suspect A posted:#67: no way f** whoa man we dont use that word anymore
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:28 |
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im gay
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# ? May 16, 2018 11:44 |
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#102 I can't have sex unless you're a 4000 year old vampire with cat ears also you don't have a penis
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# ? May 16, 2018 12:29 |
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Personally I like a good ol' #16 "I'M SCARED" yelled awkwardly at the top of my lungs whenever anyone gets within the no no zone of less than a foot away from me
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:46 |
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Just tell her you're gay, Ray
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# ? May 16, 2018 13:56 |
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Swedish Butt-Whistle posted:Never hear any goons saying 43, I dont like kids Not aatrek, anyway.
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# ? May 16, 2018 14:07 |