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"Proving the Irishman's innocence was simple, once you apply deduction. You see, Watson, at the time the robbery was committed, I had determined our Irish suspect was not engaging in fisticuffs in the gutter, nor was he at Catholic mass. Once we eliminate the impossible, whatever remains must be the truth. Therefore, the only remaining option is that he must have been stinking drunk and could not have reasonably climbed up to a third floor balcony to break in and steal the jewels." <does a long line of tobacco mixed with cocaine> Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 15:44 on May 16, 2018 |
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Confederate flag hoisted at 221b Baked St (sic)
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spathi-wa posted:Confederate flag hoisted at 221b Baked St (sic) Lololol
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Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Greasy Daego Wop or Whatever
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The door had flown open and a huge negro had burst into the room. He would have been a comic figure if he had not been terrific. “I’ve wanted to meet you for some time,” said Holmes. “I won’t ask you to sit down, for I don’t like the smell of you, but aren’t you Steve Dixie, the bruiser?” “That’s my name, Masser Holmes, and you’ll get put through it for sure if you give me any lip.” “It is certainly the last thing you need,” said Holmes, staring at our visitor’s hideous mouth.
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*takes a massive tobacco pipe hit*
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Sherlock, go home; you're drunk.
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I mean, the first novel was basically "religion of peace lol" except it was the mormons at the time who were boood thirsty extremists.
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May 16, 2018 16:12
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gently caress you Watson you Eye-talian son of a bitch
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"I have no love for the Jew." -Sherlock Holmes and the case of the Jew
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I obsess over Irene Adler because she is a woman who is capable. A wily unpredictable creature who has somehow escaped her sex's prison of cooking and child rearing
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:Sherlock Holmes and the Case of the Greasy Daego Wop or Whatever Is this the one where he meets Joe Arpaio?
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Elementary my dear Watson - also please use the servant's entrance. You're making the main entry way dirty and unkempt.
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"You see, Watson, I wear this deerstalker hat and smoke this pipe due to the 'peacocking' philosophy of wenching. Proudly wearing an outfit that makes you stand out from the crowd while employing a tactical form of flirting known as 'negging' allows me to maximize the probability of bringing a promiscuous damsel home for recreational fornication." -Sherlock Holmes, The Pick-Up Artist Game Is Afoot!
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So just regular Sherlock Holmes then
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Bogus Adventure posted:"You see, Watson, I wear this deerstalker hat and smoke this pipe due to the 'peacocking' philosophy of wenching. Proudly wearing an outfit that makes you stand out from the crowd while employing a tactical form of flirting known as 'negging' allows me to maximize the probability of bringing a promiscuous damsel home for recreational fornication." Lol
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"Your powers of observation are a credit to your normally simple race, Cyber-Negro."
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Sherlock straight up shooting the crooked man and his monkey for going native.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Is this the one where he meets Joe Arpaio? Yeah. Watson is also replaced by Steven Segal. The two of them bulldoze a house, flattening the Hound of the Baskerville.
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I bet it was those sneaky pollacks
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The urchins are not referred to as the street Arabs, Holmes pelts them with stones while shouting about the lazy youth of today.
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"By Jove, Watson!" Holmes ejaculated, "Don't you realize this is evidence that Catholics in thrall to the beast in Rome wish to destroy our Protestant nation?"
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‘Aha! Chopsticks, clearly this is the work of an unscrupulous, buck-toothed Chinaman!’ Holmes proclaimed. ‘They’ve managed to escape, and they’ve taken all of the opium!’ ‘But Mr. Holmes, there was a large amount of op-‘ ‘Mr. Watson,’ Holmes interrupted, poorly hiding the large brick of opium under his coat ‘You shut your loving Limey mouth or I’ll beat you ‘round the head as if I were a famed Negroid pugilist!’
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Sherlock and the Cyber Negroes would be a killer band name.
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LadyPictureShow posted:‘Aha! Chopsticks, clearly this is the work of an unscrupulous, buck-toothed Chinaman!’ Holmes proclaimed. ‘They’ve managed to escape, and they’ve taken all of the opium!’ The thread just peaked 
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Sherlock Holmes and the Irish Problem
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Mycroft engineering the great potato famine.
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"inscrutable" he mused, staring deeply into the chinaman's eyes.
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Sherlock Holmes and the mystery of the civil rights movement. "I can't make heads or tails of it, Dr. Watson"
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*pensively pulls on pipe* “The Noble savage, dear Watson. A remarkable specimen.”
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Sherlock, go home; you're drunk. 
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Mycroft engineering the great potato famine. A bit too early for my interference, I'm afraid.
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The Irishman's harridan is not implicated in the crime because of course she would be at home washing laundry and beating the 13 scrawny wretches she birthed in ten years.
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*holds a kippah* See Watson, the owner of this hat is intelligent but lacking in morals. He works in finance or deals precious metals. He is short and has a grotesque nose. He has either poisoned a well or murdered a child. The game is afoot.
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I thought the title was "...and also a gigantic bigfoot" so I was reading the thread all like "Um, why is bigfoot such a racist?"
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This is basically the plot of A Scandal in Bohemia fyi
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Thundercracker posted:I mean, the first novel was basically "religion of peace lol" except it was the mormons at the time who were boood thirsty extremists. at the time?
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Mycroft Holmes posted:Sherlock, go home; you're drunk.
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the 6.9% solution
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quote:"You consider that to be important?" the inspector asked.
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