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Cough Drop The Beat posted:#102 I can't have sex unless you're a 4000 year old vampire with cat ears also you don't have a penis #103 You have one too many dimensions you disgusting three-dee
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May 16, 2018 14:44
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"I Know Your Reputation" you loving slut
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May 16, 2018 14:47
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"Meh. No, Peg."
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May 16, 2018 14:55
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Just start crying and screaming.
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May 16, 2018 14:58
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All the other girls I’ve been with say my dick is too big and it hurts and that’s why they didn’t want to have sex with me and I just like you too much to hurt you too...
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May 16, 2018 15:06
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OP, where can I find copies of this pamphlet? The best way to reject sex would be preemptively, by carrying this pamphlet with me in public. Great gift idea, too!
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May 16, 2018 20:23
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"What?!" (progressively louder each time they ask)
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May 16, 2018 20:27
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Here. I found a Chinese menu using the same template as OP'S brochure. Now you can choose your method of saying "No" by what Chinese food item you would like to order.
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May 16, 2018 22:50
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"Gotta take a dump"
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May 16, 2018 22:53
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"It's not worth it" Ouch
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May 16, 2018 22:59
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:I found a very useful flyer with 101 ways to say NO to sex. Which reason to say NO to sex makes the most sense for you? 
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May 16, 2018 22:59
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I want to clarify that, while my post contained jokes, my desire for a physical copy of this pamphlet is 101% serious. I will pay money. PM me if necessary.
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May 16, 2018 23:13
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Please keep posting ways to say no to sex, this football team I sucked off is really persistent.
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May 16, 2018 23:45
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#43 is useful for when gangs of child soldiers run America.
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May 16, 2018 23:46
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Xaintrailles posted:Please keep posting ways to say no to sex, this football team I sucked off is really persistent. But the coach said not to!
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May 16, 2018 23:50
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"Oh, I would, but you have a headache." Then hit them with a chair.
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May 17, 2018 01:16
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Does anyone remember a big poster or something that was like, an exhaustive list of possible spousal abuse in the UK? Featuring poo poo like "Timing her movements" and "Punching a pillow and saying 'next time it will be you'" I've been looking for it for years
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May 17, 2018 01:19
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I can't read or write, was "No way, Jose." on the list? TIA
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May 17, 2018 01:27
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my doctor says I have a genetic heart defect that makes it so if I ever orgasm under any cirumstances my heart will violently explode out of my chest and all the blood in my body will gush out like a horrible fountain....sorry
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May 17, 2018 01:42
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The girl in #90 looks like she is already in a threesome
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May 17, 2018 02:38
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Idiot Kicker posted:The girl in #90 looks like she is already in a threesome My friends will be here any minute, and I don't want to start without them 
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May 17, 2018 02:45
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“My forums username is ____.”
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May 17, 2018 03:08
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:imagine being a grown adult human being and denying yourself sex like some cloistered rear end in a top hat lmao. Ah yes, 'imagine'
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May 17, 2018 03:13
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If I was like "Want to have sex?" and the response was "Thanks anyway" I would definitely be so confused that my boner would fade.
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May 17, 2018 03:33
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bag em and tag em posted:If I was like "Want to have sex?" and the response was "Thanks anyway" I would definitely be so confused that my boner would fade. Sounds like the kind of thing a Zuckerberg would say.
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May 17, 2018 03:36
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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:Sounds like the kind of thing a Zuckerberg would say. I understand humans like us do enjoy copulation, but this isn't an ideal time. *takes bite of dry toast*
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May 17, 2018 03:48
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#45 bukkake time?
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May 17, 2018 04:08
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NO! You can't have any yum yum stick.
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May 17, 2018 04:10
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What are the remaining ten ways?
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May 17, 2018 04:10
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Stop! Don't touch me there! That is, my no-no square!
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May 17, 2018 04:14
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Super Grocery Kart posted:What are the remaining ten ways? You are not yet ready for the hidden ways
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May 17, 2018 04:14
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I wish to officially retract my previous funny post since a quick google has revealed that "no-no square" is apparently a dumb (furry?) meme now Previously my only contact with it was seeing some video make the rounds like a decade ago of kids doing the no-no square song and dance as part of their fun abstinence rally, then breaking right from that into crank that soulja boy, all the teachers completely oblivious to what a great song choice that was
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May 17, 2018 04:19
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#102.) You’ve already had at least one baby, and babies are gross, therefore your cooze is disgusting poison forever and I will never want to gently caress you after that.
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May 17, 2018 04:50
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"I'm not gay, but I'll learn."
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May 17, 2018 04:56
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"I don't actually have a vagina. It's just spiders down there."
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May 17, 2018 06:11
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Sjs00 posted:Ah yes, 'imagine' Rude
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May 17, 2018 06:15
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#163 "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.”
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May 17, 2018 06:17
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#487 “I have vagina dentata. Also I have teeth in my rear end in a top hat and mouth.”
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May 17, 2018 06:44
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"My dick dispenses hot sauce instead of cum, sorry."
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May 17, 2018 07:05
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I just got my hair done.
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