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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Not many drinks quite hit the spot on a spring / summer day like a good Margarita. And I'm not talking about the garbage drink thing you get when you order the margarita from your local watering hole.

Nothing quite beats the 2oz Tequila, 1oz Cointreau, 1oz Lime Juice margarita. Super basic, and basically perfect.

Also, if you're tequila says "gold" or "especial" on the label, pour that poo poo down the drain and get the gently caress out of this thread, this thread is not for you.

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Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Here’s a tip: use grand mariner in place of Cointreau if you are not using a blanco tequila for some god awful reason

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

We're a whiskey sour household

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Here’s a tip: use grand mariner in place of Cointreau if you are not using a blanco tequila for some god awful reason

Not sure why you'd make a margarita with a Reposado or Anejo anyway. Those are straight drinking tequilas.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
I don't like it when someone says they like margaritas but they really mean the sickly sweet slushy kind and they have never even had a real one

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Did you know; the type of sour that uses a sweet liqueur in place of simple syrup is called a ‘daisy’ which is the English word for margarita because the marg is the big granddaddy of this style of cocktail. Margs rule and even though it’s autumn here I am gonna make some the second I see some decent tequila on special good thread dude

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Not sure why you'd make a margarita with a Reposado or Anejo anyway. Those are straight drinking tequilas.

In Australia good tequila is super expensive and the cheap nasty mixto blanco tequilas are objectively worse than the cheap reposados so it happens although I don’t approve of it

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

are blended margaritas ok if im just out with the gals and need to dance??

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I don’t like the taste of alcohol.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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MOOBS! posted:

are blended margaritas ok if im just out with the gals and need to dance??

Nothing wrong with a blended marg just don’t act like you’re not trash and it’s cool

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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What I’m saying is that all alcohol is poo poo.

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I like the Frozen mango margaritas, eat my rear end.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I don’t like the taste of alcohol.

pussy

MOOBS!
Dec 10, 2013

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

What I’m saying is that all alcohol is poo poo.

whats it like going to the bar and ordering a mixer?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

What I’m saying is that all alcohol is poo poo.

If all alcohol is poo poo... perhaps its you, that is poo poo?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I'm a big fan of poo poo.

Swedish Butt-Whistle
Feb 12, 2004

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chug on my dick op

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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I like margaritas but I use bourbon or rye whisky instead of tequila, a few splashes of bitters instead of Cointreau and maple syrup instead of lime juice, then garnish with a sprig of rosemary instead of lime wedge. Also serve in a tumbler without salt. Really hits the spot.

Sai-kun
Feb 6, 2011

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i'm drinking wine tonight sorry op please remake another time

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

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I'm disappointed this wasn't a margarita machine thread

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Sai-kun posted:

i'm drinking wine tonight sorry op please remake another time

Wine? Get the gently caress out.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Outrail posted:

I like margaritas but I use bourbon or rye whisky instead of tequila, a few splashes of bitters instead of Cointreau and maple syrup instead of lime juice, then garnish with a sprig of rosemary instead of lime wedge. Also serve in a tumbler without salt. Really hits the spot.

:allbuttons:

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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Although to be fair to that obvious troll a marg in a rocks glass over ice without salt is the ideal marg

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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I mean I’ll drink alcohol, it just has to taste really good. So... it can’t taste like alcohol.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Outrail posted:

I like margaritas but I use bourbon or rye whisky instead of tequila, a few splashes of bitters instead of Cointreau and maple syrup instead of lime juice, then garnish with a sprig of rosemary instead of lime wedge. Also serve in a tumbler without salt. Really hits the spot.

What’s a “bitters”?

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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It’s a thing that makes drinks taste even less like candy so I wouldn’t recommend it for your palate

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

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Hahahaha jesus can you imagine trying to be a drink snob or whatever but that drink is a loving margarita. Who gives a poo poo how you make it or what type of tequila you use, it’s still a margarita.

Liquor goes in a glass. Add ice if you want. Then you drink (fast or slow) that liquor. The glass and the ice are optional. Bing bong now you’re drinking.

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Mar 21, 2018

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a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Hahahaha jesus can you imagine trying to be a drink snob or whatever but that drink is a loving margarita. Who gives a poo poo how you make it or what type of tequila you use, it’s still a margarita.

Liquor goes in a glass. Add ice if you want. Then you drink (fast or slow) that liquor. The glass and the ice are optional. Bing bong now you’re drinking.

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Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Hahahaha jesus can you imagine trying to be a drink snob or whatever but that drink is a loving margarita. Who gives a poo poo how you make it or what type of tequila you use, it’s still a margarita.

Liquor goes in a glass. Add ice if you want. Then you drink (fast or slow) that liquor. The glass and the ice are optional. Bing bong now you’re drinking.

Actually quality cocktails are great and so is drinking cheap hooch straight out of the bottle

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
There's a wealth of drinking experiences out there why limit yourself

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

I mean I’ll drink alcohol, it just has to taste really good. So... it can’t taste like alcohol.

That's why there is margaritas, gently caress.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

It’s a thing that makes drinks taste even less like candy

Why the gently caress would you put that poo poo in drinks at all? What kind of sick diseased idiot would put poo poo in a drink that makes it taste WORSE?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

Although to be fair to that obvious troll a marg in a rocks glass over ice without salt is the ideal marg

:shivdurf::hf::smug:

Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:

Why the gently caress would you put that poo poo in drinks at all? What kind of sick diseased idiot would put poo poo in a drink that makes it taste WORSE?

You know that bit in 1984 where the old guy gives the protagonist espresso coffee, and he complains that it's sour, and the old guy corrects him saying it's bitter? That's you. Only you won't learn to enjoy anything but sugar, and unfortunately wont be burned at the stake. Cest la vie.

Outrail fucked around with this message at 03:43 on May 17, 2018

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong
:h: margaritas

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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A cool drink if you like margaritas but also like American whisky is a ward 8, it’s a whisky sour with an ounce of orange juice (egg usually omitted in the recipes I see but it still works with egg white)

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
I don't drink tequila often OP. Is there a particular brand you would recommend for the Perfect Margarita?

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

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my dog died im sad posted:

I don't drink tequila often OP. Is there a particular brand you would recommend for the Perfect Margarita?

I’m not a tequila guy but imo brand is not super important as long as it’s actual tequila and not garbage mixto

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
“Sorry, I only drink straight scotch” I smirk as I slowly morph into an oak cigar humidor.

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