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LobsterMobster posted:ufc is maybe palelei vs krylov? There's a lot going on in that fight to laugh at.
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# ? May 17, 2018 06:08 |
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...and the pitch! posted:There's a lot going on in that fight to laugh at. Watching it live, on a random Friday morning was wild as hell.
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# ? May 17, 2018 06:56 |
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Snowman_McK posted:What's the funniest UFC/MMA fight? slipNslideFC was pretty good
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# ? May 17, 2018 07:29 |
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MysteryNad posted:slipNslideFC was pretty good lol
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# ? May 17, 2018 07:30 |
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its an outdoor event and it started raining or something ? since the referee looks like captain ahab
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# ? May 17, 2018 07:31 |
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I.N.R.I posted:its an outdoor event and it started raining or something ? since the referee looks like captain ahab It's a particularly infamous King of the Cage event called Wet 'n Wild, and yeah, it was held outdoors and it started raining basically immediately so everyone was slipping and losing their balance the whole goddamn time Shungo Oyama, Ricco Rodriguez, Guy Mezger, Joe Hurley, Yves Edwards and Dean Lister were all still on that card, because MMA has never been a real sport edit: actually those are clearly two different events, so they must have thought it was such a great idea they did it twice, jesus
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# ? May 17, 2018 07:46 |
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I like that the real thing was more ridiculous than the version of it in that Kevin James movie.
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# ? May 17, 2018 08:00 |
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MysteryNad posted:slipNslideFC was pretty good My brother was in prison for 9 years and told me he would microwave baby oil and put it on the floor of his cell except for the place he was standing. He'd then call out someone in the common area and when they came running in they'd slip and slide and he, standing in the only dry spot, would just pummel them while they tried to gain traction. That's the best base for MMA.
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# ? May 17, 2018 08:07 |
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Untrustable posted:My brother was in prison for 9 years and told me he would microwave baby oil and put it on the floor of his cell except for the place he was standing. He'd then call out someone in the common area and when they came running in they'd slip and slide and he, standing in the only dry spot, would just pummel them while they tried to gain traction. That's the best base for MMA. drat lol
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# ? May 17, 2018 08:09 |
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Untrustable posted:My brother was in prison for 9 years and told me he would microwave baby oil and put it on the floor of his cell except for the place he was standing. He'd then call out someone in the common area and when they came running in they'd slip and slide and he, standing in the only dry spot, would just pummel them while they tried to gain traction. That's the best base for MMA. That's one of the best things I've ever heard. Why was he pummelling these dudes? Also, having conquered the Welterweight division and stand up comedy, Tyrone Woodley is in the upcoming lovely action movie 'Escape Plan 2' a sequel to a movie no one watched.
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# ? May 17, 2018 08:30 |
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Untrustable posted:My brother was in prison for 9 years and told me he would microwave baby oil and put it on the floor of his cell except for the place he was standing. He'd then call out someone in the common area and when they came running in they'd slip and slide and he, standing in the only dry spot, would just pummel them while they tried to gain traction. That's the best base for MMA. And that man's name... Was Albert St. Pierre
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# ? May 17, 2018 09:40 |
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the real crime here was putting a master of physical comedy like that in prison and not in front of a camera
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# ? May 17, 2018 09:44 |
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Snowman_McK posted:That's one of the best things I've ever heard. Probably 6 months after he got out I went out on a drive and took him with me and just let him talk about prison. He loved it but he's also probably very mentally ill. Fights could break out due to "heart checks" which is where someone tries to punk you to see if you're an easy target or not. He would react by heating up the baby oil and then talking poo poo from his dry spot. He said eventually it got to the point where no one would come in his cell if he was talking poo poo because they knew what was coming. Since they refused to engage in what was an almost guaranteed beating, they were seen as "bitches" and generally treated worse by the overall population. The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". We missed so many visitation days because he was always in solitary. It wasn't limited to the baby oil beatdowns. He was and is still pretty formidable even without a clear advantage. I still give him poo poo though because he came out of prison at a well defined 185 or so and then put on tons of weight which I like to call the "freedom fifty".
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# ? May 17, 2018 09:46 |
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Untrustable posted:The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". lmfao, espn please order 2 seasons of baby oil beatdown
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# ? May 17, 2018 09:57 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:lmfao, espn please order 2 seasons of baby oil beatdown "Do you wanna be a fuckin baby oil fighter?" *One team jumps up and cheers, immediately slipping on baby oil as the other team descends on them*
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# ? May 17, 2018 10:04 |
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Untrustable posted:Probably 6 months after he got out I went out on a drive and took him with me and just let him talk about prison. He loved it but he's also probably very mentally ill. Fights could break out due to "heart checks" which is where someone tries to punk you to see if you're an easy target or not. He would react by heating up the baby oil and then talking poo poo from his dry spot. He said eventually it got to the point where no one would come in his cell if he was talking poo poo because they knew what was coming. Since they refused to engage in what was an almost guaranteed beating, they were seen as "bitches" and generally treated worse by the overall population. The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". incredible
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# ? May 17, 2018 10:20 |
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i'm trying to imagine having that specific repuation in prison. 'oh, that's the baby oil guy. you either go into the oil cell with him and get bashed into a greasy mush or get called gay and robbed / hosed a lot.'
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# ? May 17, 2018 10:22 |
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Imagine being genuinely afraid that the baby oil guy was gonna call you out from his cell. That would be far worse. It's like there were no options. Shoot for the legs? Nope. You'd slide on the oil and slam into the toilet. Go up high? Nope you'll just throw yourself off balance. The only option was to make a valiant effort and get covered in hot baby oil while a man pummels you about the head and face. Untrustable fucked around with this message at 10:36 on May 17, 2018 |
# ? May 17, 2018 10:34 |
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lol
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# ? May 17, 2018 10:57 |
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why does this never show up on the lovely prison shows
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# ? May 17, 2018 10:59 |
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That's so insanely good I think I'm going to die.
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# ? May 17, 2018 11:08 |
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Love a good prison story. Baby Oil Beatdown > DJ/TJ never happening.
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# ? May 17, 2018 12:56 |
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Untrustable posted:Probably 6 months after he got out I went out on a drive and took him with me and just let him talk about prison. He loved it but he's also probably very mentally ill. Fights could break out due to "heart checks" which is where someone tries to punk you to see if you're an easy target or not. He would react by heating up the baby oil and then talking poo poo from his dry spot. He said eventually it got to the point where no one would come in his cell if he was talking poo poo because they knew what was coming. Since they refused to engage in what was an almost guaranteed beating, they were seen as "bitches" and generally treated worse by the overall population. The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". loving lol
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# ? May 17, 2018 13:09 |
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I'm incredibly mad all of a sudden that Enter The Oildome wasn't an episode of Oz
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# ? May 17, 2018 13:22 |
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Wamsutta posted:I'm incredibly mad all of a sudden that Enter The Oildome wasn't an episode of Oz Pretty sure Adebesi and the Aryan's did this once.
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# ? May 17, 2018 13:38 |
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Untrustable posted:The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". Much like real life,
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# ? May 17, 2018 13:47 |
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Lol at the prison story
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:12 |
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Was this a turkish prison? For babies?LobsterMobster posted:ufc is maybe palelei vs krylov? gently caress the first part of the fight was funny, but the whole finishing sequence had me roaring with laughter. The loving grappling there. I should take a SFL fight - get a trip out to India.
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:19 |
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Meltzer says Leslie Smith’s complaint to the National Labor Relations Board may also include a ruling as to whether UFC fighters are employees or independent contractorsquote:The board, as part of its ruling on her complaint, would have to make a determination which category fighters fit into. The NLRB can’t go to bat or rule in cases involving independent contractors. Smith is claiming that UFC violated federal law that protects employees who engage in union activities by the nature of releasing her.
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:24 |
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I'm going to try this oil thing for myself. Why heat it in a microwave first? Does that make it more slippy?
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:32 |
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WD is going to be our own la beast
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:36 |
I'd just wait till he wasn't in his cell and then beat your brother into the living death.
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# ? May 17, 2018 14:57 |
I'm genuinely surprised nobody managed to turn that around on him somehow. "Why don't you get our here and stop being a poo poo talking bitch in your cell?" I guess if he was pretty tough without it, it's a losing proposition either way, but you'd think even in prison someone would smart enough to figure out how to turn the tables. Also, oil always seems like a bitch to clean off stuff, wouldn't his cell pretty much always be a slippery mess, not just when trying to start a fight?
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:17 |
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Matt Lindland posted:I'd just wait till he wasn't in his cell and then beat your brother into the living death. You'd never catch him because he'd be in the showers.
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:19 |
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Leben v Anderson the fight isn't necessarily the funniest, but the clip with the pre-fight poo poo talk and the eventual outcome is very much so.Untrustable posted:Imagine being genuinely afraid that the baby oil guy was gonna call you out from his cell. That would be far worse. If you're going down anyway the only option is to hit a flying drop kick from outside the cell
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:21 |
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If you're going to talk about pre-fight talk setting up a funny outcome, there is no competition for this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M80HqjHvV0
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:44 |
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Untrustable posted:Probably 6 months after he got out I went out on a drive and took him with me and just let him talk about prison. He loved it but he's also probably very mentally ill. Fights could break out due to "heart checks" which is where someone tries to punk you to see if you're an easy target or not. He would react by heating up the baby oil and then talking poo poo from his dry spot. He said eventually it got to the point where no one would come in his cell if he was talking poo poo because they knew what was coming. Since they refused to engage in what was an almost guaranteed beating, they were seen as "bitches" and generally treated worse by the overall population. The only way to win was to enter the oildome and get beaten up to show you weren't a "bitch". I’m glad your brother went to prison so I could hear this story. Please thank him for his service.
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:48 |
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This thread, generally speaking, makes me laugh more than any other thread on these dead gay forums but the Legend of Oildome has to be an all-time high point
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:50 |
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Matt Lindland posted:I'd just wait till he wasn't in his cell and then beat your brother into the living death. id stab him with my aryan brothers
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# ? May 17, 2018 16:11 |
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I’d get beat up badly covered by and rolling around in warm baby oil because that is exactly my fetish.
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