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Ben Franklin posted:June 25, 1745 Ben Franklin posted:I have perused your late mathematical Prize Question, proposed in lieu of one in Natural Philosophy, for the ensuing year, viz. “Une figure quelconque donnee, on demande d’y inscrire le plus grand nombre de fois possible une autre figure plus-petite quelconque, qui est aussi donnee”. I was glad to find by these following Words, “l’Acadeemie a jugee que cette deecouverte, en eetendant les bornes de nos connoissances, ne seroit pas sans UTILITE”, that you esteem Utility an essential Point in your Enquiries, which has not always been the case with all Academies; and I conclude therefore that you have given this Question instead of a philosophical, or as the Learned express it, a physical one, because you could not at the time think of a physical one that promis’d greater Utility. We had an eloquent and refined way of writing back then which I feel illustrated points better and carried more meaning than the words we use today, especially when we talk about MILFs and farting. Tinfoil Papercut fucked around with this message at 12:26 on May 17, 2018 |
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Ben Franklin was a known connoisseur of old French whores, yes
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Ben Franklin once predicted the death of a rival on a specific date in his Poor Richard's Almanac. When the date came and went with the rival still living, Franklithe man did in fact in fact die, but got a doppelganger to continue in his place. Years later, when the rival passed away, Franklin congratulated the doppelganger for finally giving up the charade. MD2020 fucked around with this message at 12:44 on May 17, 2018 |
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~*daydreaming about smoking weed and flying kites with benny*~
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# ? May 17, 2018 12:46 |
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This was a roller coaster of a read akin to the thread titles of gbs at any given moment, v good find
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# ? May 17, 2018 12:53 |
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that too many words "I'm gay" is much more succinct
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# ? May 17, 2018 12:57 |
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Wait is UTILITY franklins own emphasis?
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# ? May 17, 2018 12:59 |
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:Wait is UTILITY franklins own emphasis? Yes, Franklin saw the higher education and sciences as becoming a bunch of pretentious assholes who sat around and debated nebulous philosophical horseshit all day long. He wanted sciences to focus on improving quality of life and real-world applications. The fart essay wasn't 100% serious, it was more to make a point and give them the vapors.
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# ? May 17, 2018 13:38 |
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ben franklin is the patron saint of SA
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# ? May 17, 2018 15:40 |
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I saw a turkey yesterday and thought of ol' Ben
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# ? May 17, 2018 16:23 |
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I wish more historical figures were like Ben Franklin.
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# ? May 17, 2018 16:25 |
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i bet ben franklin would get probated a lot
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# ? May 17, 2018 16:29 |
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Initially read this as Ben Franklin: shapeshifter. I think that thread might’ve been more interesting
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# ? May 17, 2018 17:33 |
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Benjamin Franklin supported Thomas Jefferson over Alexander Hamilton and is therefore bad, sorry you had to find out like this.
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Benjamin Franklin supported Thomas Jefferson over Alexander Hamilton and is therefore bad, sorry you had to find out like this. which hamilton song is that in
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# ? May 17, 2018 17:52 |
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the question is did Ben Franklin eat rear end
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# ? May 17, 2018 17:54 |
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Macasaurus posted:which hamilton song is that in haha
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# ? May 17, 2018 17:56 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Benjamin Franklin supported Thomas Jefferson over Alexander Hamilton and is therefore bad, sorry you had to find out like this. one served the plantation owners and the other served the bankers. the correct choice was neither
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:29 |
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he loved getting drunk and had a terrible haircut, one of us
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:34 |
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Benjamin Franklin supported Thomas Jefferson over Alexander Hamilton and is therefore bad, sorry you had to find out like this. SciFiDownBeat posted:one served the plantation owners and the other served the bankers. the correct choice was neither his choice WAS neither because he died when washington was in his first term. loving lol if you think that anyone was getting 'supported' over georgie dubs until he left office. until then hamilton was running the finance department and making the american system of credit the single most egalitarian system on the planet at the time and jefferson was running the state department and hobnobbing in france. the two men didn't interact much until the clash over the customs department, which was after franklin's death. also someone post the essay where franklin says an older mistress is better because they're more discreet and women age from the neck up first so in the worst case scenario you can just throw a bag over her head while you're loving her
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Halser posted:the question is there's tons of stories about him just going over to the houses of fashionable ladies in france and playing chess with them while they lounged in the bath, he's just sitting there with that big old breeches and cane stance of his, manspreading all over the place, and she's just sloshing around naked as poo poo while she moves a knight what i'm saying is probably
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Coolguye posted:there's tons of stories about him just going over to the houses of fashionable ladies in france and playing chess with them while they lounged in the bath, he's just sitting there with that big old breeches and cane stance of his, manspreading all over the place, and she's just sloshing around naked as poo poo while she moves a knight He sounds like a player.
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Coolguye posted:
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:15 |
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oh yeah my bad i only read the first paragraph good poo poo benny f
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:19 |
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can someone post the drunk history video(s) about ben franklin (played by jack black), I'm at work
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:25 |
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Diogenes was the original poo poo poster
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:31 |
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phasmid posted:He sounds like a player. He was. quote:Franklin's libido was apparently so strong, he himself was scared of it. In his autobiography, he confessed: "the hard-to-be-governed passion of my youth had hurried me frequently into intrigues with low women that fell in my way."
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https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/585859882869469184?s=09
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:41 |
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ElectricSheep posted:Ben Franklin was a known connoisseur of old French whores, yes his french whores were canadian girlfriends. he was bragging about non-existent sexual adventures, which is pretty dang goony.
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Ben Frankling posted:Verily, you thought your friend John Adams had died, but nay, instead I trick'd you and Goats'd you. Behold this graphique drawing I have made of a man's colon whilst I laugh so forcefully that my arse falls to the ground as if cleav'd in twixt. T. Jefferson, in reply to letter from B.F. posted:Hello old friend.
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