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yeah I'm sick, SICK AS BALLS 
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Say you vomited and then swallowed the vomit again and now it's on fire.
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May 17, 2018 14:45
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Just lol if you work at a place where you have to give a reason for calling in I called in yesterday so I could play God of War all day. "I won't be in the office today"
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May 17, 2018 14:46
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indyrenegade posted:yeah I'm sick, SICK AS BALLS 
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May 17, 2018 14:48
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See how many times you can cum in o e day
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May 17, 2018 14:48
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I took one too, though to be honest I think I really am sick, I've been making GBS threads and puking like crazy since like noon yesterday and it sucks. I'm otherwise fine but all of a sudden it's like "lol poop explosion" and I told my boss that via text and he said "k" so I assume I'm safe in not being a computer janitor for a day.
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Big Beef City posted:I took one too, though to be honest I think I really am sick, I've been making GBS threads and puking like crazy since like noon yesterday and it sucks. I'm otherwise fine but all of a sudden it's like "lol poop explosion" and I told my boss that via text and he said "k" so I assume I'm safe in not being a computer janitor for a day.
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May 17, 2018 15:25
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Jungle fever
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May 17, 2018 15:29
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We all know it's gonna be video games and weed so lets just talk about those.
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May 17, 2018 15:29
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eat chicken noodle soup for lunch and watch price is right
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May 17, 2018 15:30
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Spend all day wasted; enjoy today, regret tomorrow.
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May 17, 2018 15:42
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I've heard that a pint of hot coffee in enema form will spring thee right back to wellness.
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May 17, 2018 15:43
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Call off tomorrow too and get wrecked for 4 days 
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May 17, 2018 15:47
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jerk off a couple times, get sad about your life, go back to the same miserable job you just ditched tomorrow?
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May 17, 2018 15:54
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Do that thing you keep telling yourself you need to do. You know what I'm talking about. Do it.
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May 17, 2018 16:01
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spend the day in bed with crippling anxiety and depression, your mind racing and palms sweaty, replaying the worst moments of your miserable existence over and over until it feels like your brain is too large for your skull, unable to sit still while simultaneously having absolutely no motivation or interest in doing anything, staring at your window trying to muster up the courage to fling yourself out of it in the vain hope that you might finally find some peace or just get drunk / jerk off / eat fast food all day
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May 17, 2018 16:10
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a hole-y ghost posted:Did you send a picture. No I thought my posting would be enough
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May 17, 2018 16:11
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im at work
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May 17, 2018 16:33
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Nooner posted:im at work working hard or hardly working?
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May 17, 2018 16:38
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god of war and a primo sativa
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May 17, 2018 16:40
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Chubbs posted:Do that thing you keep telling yourself you need to do. Quit my job, build a business as an independent photographer. Yeah.
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May 18, 2018 02:16
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Get back to work!
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May 18, 2018 02:18
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Whatever you do, stay in the house or your boss will catch you in a hilariously awkward fashion
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May 18, 2018 02:31
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Hope you enjoyed your day off. Have fun at work tomorrow. Or skip again. But they might fire you if you do it too much. Probably should smoke another bowl before you decide.
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May 18, 2018 02:36
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All day wet picnic at local cemetery dawn to dusk
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May 18, 2018 02:37
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drink plenty of fluids
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May 18, 2018 02:38
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May 18, 2018 02:39
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I remember once working with the flu. I was giving a presentation and mid-sentence threw up in a waste basket and without skipping a beat I kept going with the presentation until my boss called me aside and let me take the rest of the week off. Jokes on him, I was nearly over it anyways.
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May 18, 2018 02:40
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bradzilla posted:Just lol if you work at a place where you have to give a reason for calling in What’s it like to gently caress dogs, bradzilla? 
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:What’s it like to gently caress dogs, bradzilla? Cuz your avatar says you do that.
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May 18, 2018 02:47
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Dr. Gitmo Moneyson posted:Cuz your avatar says you do that. does it
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May 18, 2018 02:53
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i believe you may inadvertently be misreading a synonym for 'pantaloons'
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May 18, 2018 02:55
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called in sick but joke's on them, I'm actually dead
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May 18, 2018 03:16
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SpazmasterX posted:Whatever you do, stay in the house or your boss will catch you in a hilariously awkward fashion I live literally across the hall from my autistic coworker who would for sure rat me out for taking a fake sick day, so I actually have to put a note on my door to remind myself not to leave.
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May 18, 2018 04:00
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bradzilla posted:does it IT DID JUST A SECOND AGO WTF 
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dsf posted:spend the day in bed with crippling anxiety and depression, your mind racing and palms sweaty, replaying the worst moments of your miserable existence over and over until it feels like your brain is too large for your skull, unable to sit still while simultaneously having absolutely no motivation or interest in doing anything, staring at your window trying to muster up the courage to fling yourself out of it in the vain hope that you might finally find some peace Turn on your monitor.
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