|
I have a sunburn. I have a headache. I have a stomach ache. I have a back ache. I have a tooth ache. I am in incredible pain. I've had too much coffee/alcohol/weed/painkillers/cocaine/LSD. I need to poo poo my guts out and my rear end in a top hat is on fire.
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 07:31
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 22:17 |
|
|
“I’m lousy with AIDS!”
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 07:41
|
|
|
I just post on these forums, op Edit: Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:“My forums username is ____.” Credit where its due, I was not the first to make that joke in this thread
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 08:30
|
|
|
Cough Drop The Beat posted:I found a very useful flyer with 101 ways to say NO to sex. Which reason to say NO to sex makes the most sense for you? I don't do sex. The coach told me not to. And I have a sunburn.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 08:48
|
|
|
Why does this stop at 91 How will we ever survive without knowing all 101
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 08:49
|
|
|
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:#163 "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous.” Did you just catch up on the handmaiden's tale, too? Note: Handmaiden's Tale is a great show to watch if you don't want to be in "the mood".
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 09:40
|
|
|
Bored posted:Did you just catch up on the handmaiden's tale, too? 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 12:43
|
|
|
My favorites are the ones that will just make the sex-asker even hornier for the sex “No thanks, rub my back instead” “No thanks, I don’t want warts on my privates. Please suck my toes” “I don’t do sex only assplay” “I would have sex if sex didn’t sting so darn bad”
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 14:52
|
|
|
For real, sex stings. It hurts the man
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 14:53
|
|
|
#92: Hey, what's that over there? *run away immediately*
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 16:27
|
|
|
#69  "I thought you were different"? What in tarnation!?
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 16:43
|
|
|
#187: Thanks but I already had sex for lunch.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 16:53
|
|
|
Blazing Ownager posted:Why does this stop at 91 92. Sorry, I have to figure out the remaining ways
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 16:57
|
|
|
"I don't want the sheets to get wet."
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 17:02
|
|
|
Sorry I only gently caress robots
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 17:19
|
|
|
"I appreciate the offer, but Are you familiar with 'volcel'?"
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 17:47
|
|
|
#420 "I'm on smoko."
GRINDCORE MEGGIDO fucked around with this message at 17:56 on May 17, 2018 |
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 17:52
|
|
|
Leave me alone.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 17:56
|
|
|
BigBadSteve posted:Im gay. numberoneposter posted:im gay Uh oh.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 18:43
|
|
|
Prince of Space posted:I have a sunburn. I've got a special concocktion that'll clear all that up 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 18:52
|
|
|
A headache is the dumbest excuse because orgasms are excellent for relieving tension and making you feel better
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:37
|
|
|
No no no no no no no, oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go!
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:37
|
|
|
I'm sorry but I have some posting on the awful forums to do.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:38
|
|
|
Hey do you want to have sex?
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:41
|
|
|
“I have to go to the bathroom.” You can go right here 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:45
|
|
|
#217: I only get off from Elon Mush v Grimes roleplay.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:45
|
|
|
Super Grocery Kart posted:“I have to go to the bathroom.” This is just setting yourself up for a really awkward contest of wills
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 19:57
|
|
|
Mooey Cow posted:#217: I only get off from Elon Mush v Grimes roleplay. hell same
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 20:02
|
|
|
Super Grocery Kart posted:“I have to go to the bathroom.” 
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 20:05
|
|
|
I think there's only been two or three times when I didn't want to have sex, and I just ran away.
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 20:15
|
|
|
Do you have stairs in your house?
|
|
#
?
May 17, 2018 20:40
|
|
|
"Coach said not to. You should gently caress him instead."
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 02:57
|
|
|
Dang It Bhabhi! posted:“I’m lousy with AIDS!”
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 03:06
|
|
|
No, but do you have any Oxys?
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 03:08
|
|
|
Jesus comes first.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 03:34
|
|
|
I'd rather watch the game is legit if you're married
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 03:38
|
|
|
My Imaginary GF posted:Jesus comes first. Let's not be premature.
|
|
#
?
May 18, 2018 04:10
|
|
|
"Did you already clear this with Big Tony? If so, you know the price, and I'm gonna need that cash up front."
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2018 01:05
|
|
|
I have balanitis
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2018 01:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 23, 2024 22:17 |
|
|
Pretend to be a cat and crawl away backwards
|
|
#
?
May 19, 2018 03:20
|
|
