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Perhaps the most ignoble death possiblehttp://time.com/5280769/dog-attack-dachshund-woman-oklahoma-death/ posted:A woman in Oklahoma died after being attacked by a pack of small, fleabitten dogs belonging to a neighbor. IMO if dachshunds are able to eat you, you deserve to be eaten by them Super Grocery Kart posted:Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Being Murdered By Wiener Dogs Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Stand Up Like Nigga Unbend Your Knees Haha UPDATE font color sea posted:Turns out apparently they weren't actually wiener dogs, or at least purebred ones. http://blog.dogsbite.org/2018/05/dog-bite-fatality-ardmore-woman-killed-by-dogs.html?m=1 So what they were? Guess what, fookin pibbles. It's always pibbles. This thread is now about the idea of being murdered by wiener dogs, not the discussion of any actual news regarding it Devils Affricate fucked around with this message at 19:54 on May 19, 2018 |
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Live by the Weiner, die by the Weiner. It is our code.
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:43 |
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Holy poo poo lady just drop an elbow on them
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:44 |
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Wienerdogs murdered me.
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:48 |
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this cannot happen. we cNnot allow daschunds to know they wield power over our life and death
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:51 |
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watch trump start a war
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# ? May 17, 2018 18:51 |
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pop culture has all the wrong ideas about daschunds. they were bred to take on badgers. breeders have somewhat mellowed them out since the 19th century. but a lot of them are still vicious ill-tempered little fuckers.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:16 |
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So the question of who would win, several wiener dogs or person, is finally answered. Hoping we get the 60 midgets vs lion answered sometime soon.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:17 |
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A horse-sized duck or 20 duck-sized horses? No weapons, either.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:22 |
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Did they eat the dogs at least? Why shoot a dog without eating it?
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:25 |
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What if the woman was a deviant and they did what they thought was the right thing to do? They’re noble creatures after all. Did they even get a fair trial? A lot of questions emerge upon reading this article.
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Zane posted:pop culture has all the wrong ideas about daschunds. they were bred to take on badgers. breeders have somewhat mellowed them out since the 19th century. but a lot of them are still vicious ill-tempered little fuckers. Yes they are horrible little things, but 7 of them shouldn't be able to take you down They can't even jump high and they are perfectly shaped/sized for kicking, not dissimilar to a football
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:27 |
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This reminds me of a conversation I overheard outside a target. A woman was holding her wiener dog. Another woman walks up and says, “is that a dachshund?” “No,” the lady with the dog said, “it’s a wiener dog.”
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:29 |
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40 pounds for a dachshund is pretty fat, isn't it? Like, I know the article said they all weighed less than that, but seven 30-pound crazy dogs...I mean, I can see them killing someone who isn't in the best health. Terriers are good at being persistent and psycho.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:31 |
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My one rule for pet ownership is that I will never have a pet I couldn't take in a one-on-one fight. I really wanted that drat lynx, too.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:33 |
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remigious posted:This reminds me of a conversation I overheard outside a target. Holy poo poo I actually just posted the link to a coworker with no further explanation other than "lol" and the conversation went something like this: "Why would you lol at this? This is a horrible story" "Because they're weiner dogs dude" "Oh LOL I didn't read the article, just the title" "It's in the title..." "Oh dachshund means wiener dog?" I chastised him for it and he got really defensive
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:35 |
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It's loving beyond me how the owner of these dogs isn't facing life in prison
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:36 |
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OK, I was curious, so...if you want to see what the dogs looked like, you can watch this video -- http://www.kxii.com/content/news/-Woman-attacked-and-killed-by-pack-of-dogs-identified--482607221.html But, you know, it shows the dogs after they've been euthanized. One article said they were done so "at the request of their owner" -- so I guess they didn't live in the woods? I dunno. I have nothing against pits, which is what they look like more to me than wiener dogs, but whatever -- I do have everything against bad dog owners.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:49 |
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KomodoWagon posted:It's loving beyond me how the owner of these dogs isn't facing life in prison Yeah the dogs being infested with fleas and ticks is kinda being overlooked here. This wasn’t a responsible dog owner out walking his fur-babies on a Sunday morning. These were abused animals owned by an idiot.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:51 |
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Norm McDonald has been warning us about this for years.
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# ? May 17, 2018 19:53 |
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KomodoWagon posted:It's loving beyond me how the owner of these dogs isn't facing life in prison dogs should have the same restrictions as cars: - license and registration should be required by law - if you own one and it kills someone (even if someone else is using it), you go to prison except in cases of self defense - the manufacture and sale of them should be subject to stringent regulations also guns
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# ? May 17, 2018 20:02 |
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The lack of saber-tooth tigers has really let way too many folks survive until breeding age that probably should have been picked off young. So if you're swimming in a gene pool so shallow that Wiener dogs can cull you from the herd I say we need to give those little fuckers a medal and some Beggin' Strips.
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Frankenstyle posted:The lack of saber-tooth tigers has really let way too many folks survive until breeding age that probably should have been picked off young. So if you're swimming in a gene pool so shallow that Wiener dogs can cull you from the herd I say we need to give those little fuckers a medal and some Beggin' Strips. Cute.
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# ? May 17, 2018 20:17 |
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Vato posted:OK, I was curious, so...if you want to see what the dogs looked like, you can watch this video -- lmao if you watch the video the euthanasia tech lady can barely contain her laughter. least it seems that way
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SciFiDownBeat posted:dogs should have the same restrictions as cars: This is already how dogs work (except in shithole areas) quote:- if you own one and it kills someone (even if someone else is using it), you go to prison except in cases of self defense This is not how cars work
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# ? May 17, 2018 20:22 |
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lol
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Devils Affricate posted:This is not how cars work well why the higgity heck not?
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# ? May 17, 2018 20:28 |
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The real question: is it a dock-sund or a dasch-HUND?
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# ? May 17, 2018 20:33 |
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DAX-und
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:11 |
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also wouldn't it be cool to be killed by a weiner dog by it burrowing up through your anus and eating its way out through your neck? i think that would be very cool
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:12 |
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Lol
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Mozi posted:also wouldn't it be cool to be killed by a weiner dog by it burrowing up through your anus and eating its way out through your neck? i think that would be very cool I think it’d be cool too. Not for me. But for you. I intend to be a brain in a jar and will never die.
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:17 |
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natural selection in action
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:22 |
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Mooey Cow posted:
an accurate pic of roughhouse play with a ferret imo
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:29 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:The real question: Edit: Look I get it, my speech therapist mother was and is a pedant, but I cannot live in this Dash Hound Reesee-Cup world
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:47 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty5sEGtClLE
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:51 |
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Vato posted:OK, I was curious, so...if you want to see what the dogs looked like, you can watch this video -- those don't look like wiener dogs at all! very misleading thread title OP...
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# ? May 17, 2018 21:57 |
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Nick Lowe "Marie Provost" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G_-Gxl1iSL4
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Dr. Quarex posted:The reporter and the euthanasia lady both think it is a Dash Hound, which I am afraid to Goog as I am 100% positive I will be depressed to learn this is the standard way Americans say it somehow I think it's one of those things where someone at some point made up a more elegant/foreign sounding pronunciation and other people ran with it thinking it's the more correct way to say it, like with cache and forte (yes, forte is supposed to be pronounced as "fort", sorry if I just blew your mind)
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Not sure what's worse, murdered by wiener dogs or wienered by murder dogs.
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