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by FactsAreUseless
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A mysterious overnight voicemail from an unknown number that's only a desperate cry of "PLEEEEAAASE" before getting cut off.
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May 17, 2018 18:12
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- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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a heart beat on a stethoscope put through auto tune.
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May 17, 2018 18:13
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An audio recording of Koko the gorilla crying when she was told her cat died.
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May 17, 2018 18:14
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Morgan Freeman narrating his own life.
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May 17, 2018 18:18
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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*farts, loudly*
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May 17, 2018 19:25
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oooOooOOOooh
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when your office chair squeaks against your leg and sounds like a fart
reprise: when you try to recreate the squeak a few times so they know it was the chair and not a fart
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May 17, 2018 19:42
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The "almost there" catching of the engine in a neighbor's 1995 Buick Century at 6 AM as they repeatedly try to turn it over, followed by ten minutes of idling and the squeal of engine belts or failing ball joints as they pull out of the parking lot.
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May 17, 2018 19:51
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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May 17, 2018 21:01
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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May 17, 2018 21:02
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when your office chair squeaks against your leg and sounds like a fart
reprise: when you try to recreate the squeak a few times so they know it was the chair and not a fart
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May 17, 2018 21:39
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- Sham bam bamina!
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ƨtupid cat
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a possessed cd that's technically blank but fills your mind with the keening of the damned when you play it
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May 17, 2018 21:42
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A snooty middle-aged French man, ranting in loud French for five hours about how Mickey Mouse is American mental and cultural colonization, an obsessive distraction of the masses from all other concerns.
Fortunately, he says at the end, he is obviously not one of those obsessed masses.
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May 17, 2018 23:27
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- Mac Tonight
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aw yeah tahts it man
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May 18, 2018 03:04
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- Dads Dip Cup
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an audiobook reading of "Ready Player One" where the reader gradually raises his voice to be heard over increasingly louder and more intense sex noises
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May 18, 2018 03:30
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an audiobook reading of "Ready Player One" where the reader gradually raises his voice to be heard over increasingly louder and more intense sex noises
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May 18, 2018 13:36
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A recording of a child describing the kinds of things they see in the speckled tiles of a bathroom floor while beach waves gently crash far off in the distance
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May 18, 2018 13:39
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My cassette tape of M.C. Hammer's "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt Em" where I had recorded over portions of "Can't Touch This" by replacing the word "this" with me saying "my butt."
you know what? better song
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May 23, 2018 15:59
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