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some guy taken in by a french steve buscemi lookin’ fellow once said that people must imagine sisyphus happy. sisyphus is a guy that gets to roll a giant boulder up a hill for eternity. there isn’t any mysticism as to how he’s able to roll it forever - when the boulder reaches the top of the hill it rolls back down to the bottom. sisyphus then gets to walk after it in order to push it back up again. he’s really happy in this moment, or so you should imagine. that’s nice and all but if you really wanna kick things into gear then one must imagine sisyphus cool
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*thud*
the boulder has rolled to the bottom again. sisyphus flicks open his switchblade comb while reaching for his sunglasses
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May 17, 2018 20:43
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sisyphus ollies over the boulder on flatland
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[halfway up the hill]
sisyphus: pshh, this is the easy part
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sisyphus juggles the boulder up the hill, using his feet like a futbol player
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May 17, 2018 20:44
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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sisyphus playing battletoads
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May 17, 2018 20:46
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by Hand Knit
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Sisiphys eternally delivering pizzas to your house at the top of the hill.
this is a terrible idea, you would nevetr get the pizzas
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May 17, 2018 20:57
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Sisiphys eternally delivering pizzas to your house at the top of the hill.
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sisyphus does a gainer backflip onto the boulder and starts running backwards
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May 17, 2018 20:58
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sisyphus keeps getting his souls back but he'll never beat that boss
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May 17, 2018 22:13
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There he go
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Sisyphus realizes how loving swole he is after an eternity of rolling the boulder and then he picks it up and chucks it far far away. he is free
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May 17, 2018 22:24
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Sisyphus spins a basketball on his finger for eternity.
The basketball is earth.
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May 17, 2018 23:03
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sisyphus keeps getting his souls back but he'll never beat that boss
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May 18, 2018 00:11
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Sysiphus - "Enh. Its a living."
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May 18, 2018 01:02
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Sisyphus: *picks boulder up and throws it across the horizon* gently caress
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May 18, 2018 02:28
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Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill with one throw, hitting a set of bowling pins, and getting a strike almost every time, setting the pins, and doing it again.
Every once in a while he gets a spare just to keep it interesting.
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May 18, 2018 06:29
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there isn't any mysticism as to how he's able to roll it forever - when the boulder reaches the top of the hill it rolls back down to the bottom.
no his punishment is that he'll be free if he makes it to the top but the boulder always slips away right before he can reach it. you dumb idiot. you baby moron buttmunch.
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May 18, 2018 06:46
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a cool thing for sisyphus to do would be to gently caress a hot harpy or fury sometime instead of rolling the stupid drat rock
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May 18, 2018 06:48
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It's Sisyphus but instead of rolling a rock up a hill, he has to beat the elite four. in real life, with real Pokemon Zeus willed into existence.
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May 18, 2018 13:46
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Sisyphus hunched over, rolling a fingerboard up and down the hill forever, making whooshing noises with his mouth whenever he does a sick jump.
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May 18, 2018 14:38
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Sisyphus trying to keep up with reading all his bookmarked threads.
extremely :relatable:
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May 18, 2018 14:49
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Sisyphus is a chrome mannequin pushing a gold sphere up a green wireframe hill. The camera zooms around him, observing his passage from every angle. Just as he's about to get to the top, the boulder morphs into a sexy woman made of gold and they melt into each other and flow back down the hill.
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May 18, 2018 14:57
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sparkle sparkle sparkle
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Sisyphus chasing a hart through a medieval forest always a few steps behind.
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May 18, 2018 15:41
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Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?
Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.
Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.
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May 18, 2018 16:37
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Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?
Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.
Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.
lol
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May 18, 2018 16:47
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Tantalus: (punching his time card) So, how's the old grind, Sissy? Going to get that big rock all the way to the top today?
Sisyphus: (chewing while also punching his time card) Same ol' same ol'. Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: rear end in a top hat.
Disembodied voice: Mmm, these grapes are good, you should try one.
Tantalus: gently caress off, Echo.
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