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JaySB posted:He just "waterboarded" himself on video to prove that it's not torture. Does Tim Kennedy strike you as the kind of person who is going to talk about mundane poo poo? No, he's gonna say a bunch of dumb outlandish things. My last deployment my boss told us about survival school, he was in a class where they waterboarded people. When asked if it was torture he yelled "gently caress YES IT IS!" I will let him know an idiot thinks he's wrong
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maffew buildings posted:My last deployment my boss told us about survival school, he was in a class where they waterboarded people. When asked if it was torture he yelled "gently caress YES IT IS!" Didn't spb say it isn't torture in this very thread?
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...and the pitch! posted:Didn't spb say it isn't torture in this very thread? On a long enough timeline everything is torture
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Ariel survived multiple Rampage interviews when he first started, Chael isnt gonna phase him when hes seasoned
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Bluedeanie posted:Ariel survived multiple Rampage interviews when he first started, Chael isnt gonna phase him when hes seasoned I think, if anything, Ariel's fragility has gotten worse as he's sort of convinced himself that he actually matters.
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LobsterMobster posted:ufc is maybe palelei vs krylov? never seen this before, unreal.
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I read out the Oildome posts to my wife and she told me she nearly peed herself from laughing so hard. Big John was on Rogan's show the other day and that was an awesome listen. Not going to bother with Kennedy, I have better things to do with my time* *that's a lie but I'm still not going to
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I literally can not move on from the baby oil brawler. That’s the most genuinely hilarious thing I’ve read in forever. What the gently caress.
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Bluedeanie posted:Ariel survived multiple Rampage interviews when he first started, Chael isnt gonna phase him when hes seasoned Yeah most people from suburban Oregon don't gently caress with any kind of seasoning.
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As for funny fights I'm always partial to Kamal Shalorus cratering Jamie Varners balls like 5 times and still getting a draw out of it.
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Standing in the armistice zone of a baby oil themed prison cell screaming insults
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Snowman_McK posted:What's the funniest UFC/MMA fight? Kongo and Yvel flowing from one technique to another. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Het_y1KL1ws
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talking poo poo and luring people into a known baby oil trap feels like a very on brand thing for the ufc thread i am glad to have read it
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Oildome has become a thing. Hilarious. I'm glad my brother could provide the best new base for MMA. For the person asking what he was doing his time for it was drugs. 9 years in, 3 years supervised probation and 10 years unsupervised. He's not a bad dude but he likes a scrap. He just finished his 3 years supervised. I sent him a text saying that I have some questions. So if y'all want to know anything about oildome let me know and I'll ask him.
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Kongo and Yvel flowing from one technique to another. has there been anyone with a worse ratio for looking like a badass V. actually fighting than Kongo? I remember when I started watching, I remember assuming he would be good, or at least competent at throwing punches.
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Did he feel like a spider when he was luring his opponents to his lair to Face The Oil
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:we need baby oil MMA to be a thing the return of georges st pierre helps
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he was caught using performance enhancing bath products v bj
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Untrustable posted:Oildome has become a thing. Hilarious. I'm glad my brother could provide the best new base for MMA. For the person asking what he was doing his time for it was drugs. 9 years in, 3 years supervised probation and 10 years unsupervised. He's not a bad dude but he likes a scrap. He just finished his 3 years supervised. I sent him a text saying that I have some questions. So if y'all want to know anything about oildome let me know and I'll ask him. how did he get so much baby oil, i thought jail was supposed to be kind of hard and maybe if you had dry skin that was kind of just tough
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what was his favourite antagonism to scream at his fellow inmates to coerce them into his domain?
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Did he mix up the baby oil pattern so people wouldn't learn where the safe zone was?
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seriously just get him an account and make him moderator because he IS mma
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:we need baby oil MMA to be a thing GSP, Northcutt, baby oil. Book it.
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:how did he get so much baby oil, i thought jail was supposed to be kind of hard and maybe if you had dry skin that was kind of just tough I'm waiting for him to call me back but I do know the answer to this one. Churches donated care baskets with things like lotion, soap, toothpaste, and baby oil for inmates around the holidays. He would barter for their oil and whatever else he wanted. Also I can't buy him account because part of his probation is no internet access.
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DumbWhiteGuy posted:how did he get so much baby oil, i thought jail was supposed to be kind of hard and maybe if you had dry skin that was kind of just tough I thought the same thing. I looked up prison commissary items and baby oil was there for like $2.30. The best I can tell it was a woman's prison, but it's on offer and and it's affordable. Since the brother of Oil Dome is named "Untrustable" I thought I'd at least do a cursory googling. https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/dub/DUB_CommList.pdf Now to figure out how to defeat GSP once and for all.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi5DhEWl312/?utm_source=ig_embed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyyOahYXhUQ
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Eat This Glob posted:I thought the same thing. I looked up prison commissary items and baby oil was there for like $2.30. The best I can tell it was a woman's prison, but it's on offer and and it's affordable. Since the brother of Oil Dome is named "Untrustable" I thought I'd at least do a cursory googling. this is like a d&d puzzle where you have to figure out how to cross the river of baby oil in order to fight the boss or whatever so you save up all your money to dump baby powder in the cell and attach cotton balls to your feet and make some sort of shiv out of jolly ranchers
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Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly. Did anyone ever conquer the oil cell? "No, no one hosed with me in prison". How did you bait people into the cell? "I talked poo poo and they'd come runnin'. I'd call them faggots or pussies and tell them to come get me". Was it weird calling people faggots since you're an openly gay man? "No. It was loving prison." How did you get people over and over? "You wanted to either catch one of the new guys who was acting tough, or wait long enough for someone to forget that you had done it to them before" So people willingly entered your oil cell even after getting beat up in the same way? Why? "Because if they didn't come at me they'd be fuckin' losers and the rest of the guys would gently caress with them." Who taught you this? Or did you come up with it on your own? "It's just prison poo poo. Everyone did it." And a shocking revelation... You're telling me your whole cell block knew the oil gambit and did it to each other? "Yeah but I was really good at it." Did you ever get oiled? "Yeah but he was naked and oiled himself up and I was naked so it was a fair fight." Did you win? "Yeah." He says he's glad y'all can have a laugh about it and says hi.
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Untrustable posted:Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly. lmao at every detail
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jesus christ everyone did it but he was the oil dome champion idk what is the more ridiculous aspect of that
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