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TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy
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# ? May 18, 2018 04:46 |
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:17 |
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untrustable if you are making all of this up, please never tell us let us believe Lid posted:TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy lol
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# ? May 18, 2018 04:46 |
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This is the best loving thread.
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# ? May 18, 2018 04:48 |
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Oil dome champ sounds p cool, thank him for the story.Lid posted:TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy Perfect.
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# ? May 18, 2018 04:49 |
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did your brother ever beat jerry lynn in "the block"
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# ? May 18, 2018 04:57 |
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loving legend of the sport. i hope GSP is taking notes
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:02 |
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Lid posted:TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy TIL that prison is an endless series of Street Fighter 4 matches https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9zG34SM1jc&t=40s
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:12 |
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Oil Dome: 2 men enter, 1 man gets entered
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:17 |
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Untrustable posted:Oildome has become a thing. Hilarious. I'm glad my brother could provide the best new base for MMA. For the person asking what he was doing his time for it was drugs. 9 years in, 3 years supervised probation and 10 years unsupervised. He's not a bad dude but he likes a scrap. He just finished his 3 years supervised. I sent him a text saying that I have some questions. So if y'all want to know anything about oildome let me know and I'll ask him.
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:19 |
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Untrustable posted:Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly. lol @ everything
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:22 |
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You're saying your brother liked prison?
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:23 |
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Do we have a goon with a stupid amount of money to buy an Oildome Fighting Championship belt?
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:33 |
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rare Magic card l00k posted:Do we have a goon with a stupid amount of money to buy an Oildome Fighting Championship belt? Paging Jase1
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:35 |
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n8r posted:You're saying your brother liked prison? Sounds like he was good at it.
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:37 |
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Guys guys this is the UFC thread, and there's a card in like 48 hours! I insisist that you end this ridiculous dera... [checks card for UFC Fight Night: Maia vs. Usman] So how did he clean the oil up? Or was his cell just always greasy? Was it a tile or cement floor? Or linoleum? I know he said that nobody hosed with him in jail, but did oil fights ever cause revenge cycles for people who weren't the champ?
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:47 |
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it's going to suck in 5 years time when i remember oildome and spend 45 minutes laughing about it but can't find the thread because the sa forums no longer exist or it still exists but retains the current search functionality
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:54 |
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Tim Kennedy discusses Hitler for 17mins: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwPHU4MJjAk
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:59 |
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Marching Powder posted:it's going to suck in 5 years time when i remember oildome and spend 45 minutes laughing about it but can't find the thread because the sa forums no longer exist or it still exists but retains the current search functionality Screen shot for posterity
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# ? May 18, 2018 05:59 |
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JaySB posted:Tim Kennedy discusses Hitler for 17mins: Did he catch Hitler finally?
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# ? May 18, 2018 06:03 |
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...and the pitch! posted:Did he catch Hitler finally? They've got top men working on it right now
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# ? May 18, 2018 06:04 |
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Lid posted:TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy That's not how I got the label
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# ? May 18, 2018 06:12 |
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n8r posted:You're saying your brother liked prison? I put it in my first or second post but he's a bit crazy. He really did enjoy prison. If he gets mad he starts talking about, "I'll just go back to prison!". Anytime we've talked about it he remembers it fondly. He's got that type of mentality that let's people thrive in prison. He had no issue fighting or sitting in solitary or trading in contraband. He once punched a cellmate for snoring. When I asked him why he went to such extremes he just said, "prison makes you weird." I'll stop derailing since nothing he's told me will ever top oildome as a source of hearty laughs. Edit: Seriously though just goldmine this thread for the replies alone. Fuckin' top notch jokes from everyone. Untrustable fucked around with this message at 06:50 on May 18, 2018 |
# ? May 18, 2018 06:43 |
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Untrustable posted:Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly. lmfao
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:23 |
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Next time Jon Anik asks you to make a post-fight call out you just dump a bunch of baby oil onto the Cerveza Modelo logo and call everybody a pussy human being and they have to come running in there.
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:33 |
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JaySB posted:Tim Kennedy discusses Hitler for 17mins: Joe Rogan is so the wrong person to be calling T-Ken out on his poo poo
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:34 |
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Goldmine this thread tyvm
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:45 |
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Dr. Abysmal posted:Next time Jon Anik asks you to make a post-fight call out you just dump a bunch of baby oil onto the Cerveza Modelo logo and call everybody a pussy human being and they have to come running in there. gently caress that's good. I think we now know what happened with Conor and Aldo. He didn't slip on a skateboard.
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:46 |
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Oildome has made me so happy, thank you Untrustable
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# ? May 18, 2018 07:58 |
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There's a little bit of oildome in all of us, Jerusalem.
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# ? May 18, 2018 08:06 |
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Oil dome post would only make sense in a MMA thread
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# ? May 18, 2018 11:05 |
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I love the story but lol at everyone just blindly believing guy in prison claiming he never lost a fight.
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# ? May 18, 2018 12:35 |
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The Dave posted:I love the story but lol at everyone just blindly believing guy in prison claiming he never lost a fight. Sometimes, things are just fun and cynicism is boring.
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# ? May 18, 2018 12:46 |
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Nick Diaz, in a small dry spot surrounded by a puddle of microwaved baby oil: Where you at, Gorge? Where you at motherfucker?
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# ? May 18, 2018 12:50 |
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Southpaugh posted:Sometimes, things are just fun and cynicism is boring. Please stop using triggering language.
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# ? May 18, 2018 12:53 |
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The Dave posted:I love the story but lol at everyone just blindly believing guy in prison claiming he never lost a fight. To bring it back to mma: Everyone believed when justin thacker, a guy who has a disease that makes him lie uncontrollably, claimed he fought a ninja gauntlet in front of the nsac at dana white's house. When i asked the author of the article if he fact checked that story or had any verification whatsoever he blocked me.
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:05 |
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Lid posted:TIL in prison you will be labelled a human being if you do not step into the oildome and wrestle with the oiled up naked openly gay guy https://youtu.be/jCT0yhihKj0
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:08 |
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The Dave posted:I love the story but lol at everyone just blindly believing guy in prison claiming he never lost a fight. i'm not going to earnestly defend the oildome guy's honour but he litereally never claimed that. please present some further argument that the baby oil prison man is just an outlandish story told to entertain the somethingawful forum
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:12 |
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You know when you read a book with an unreliable narrator but you enjoy it even more because of it? Just enjoy the mental picture.
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:13 |
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Just going about daily life in prison fully terrified that today will be the day that baby oil guy picks you for the oil dome callout and your literal only choice is to go in there and get mollywhopped to avoid being called a cuck by your fellow inmates I'm hootin and hollerin laughing at work at 8:16am
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# ? May 18, 2018 13:17 |
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My mental version of baby oil brother is Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down
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