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Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

I hope Oildome takes its rightful place in psp history next to back posture and sexual market value

# ? May 18, 2018 14:54

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:29

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Someone get on making an Oildome FC rash guard

Mr. Carlisle posted:

I hope Oildome takes its rightful place in psp history next to back posture and sexual market value

And invite Sage Northcutt to the next Oildome event

# ? May 18, 2018 15:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

brb, trying to figure out how to merge OilDome with Moat Fights

# ? May 18, 2018 15:16

Wamsutta: Sep 9, 2001

how would a mobn sprawl work in the oil dome

# ? May 18, 2018 15:20

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Wamsutta posted:

how would a mobn sprawl work in the oil dome

depends on who is or isnt naked, i think

# ? May 18, 2018 15:28

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

LobsterMobster posted:

depends on who is or isnt naked, i think

strategically you actually wouldnt want someones momentum to pass harmlessly beneath you bc that would place them in the TractionZone, which you want to control and deny your opponent, so oildome is the most antimobn ruleset available

# ? May 18, 2018 15:37

Cool Post Beg: Mar 6, 2008; DADDY MAGIC

LobsterMobster posted:

brb, trying to figure out how to merge OilDome with Moat Fights

the YAMMA but with baby oil flowing down the sides

# ? May 18, 2018 15:57

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Wamsutta posted:

My mental version of baby oil brother is Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down

Laughing like a maniac at work picturing this - however, it's Stevie post chin surgery.

# ? May 18, 2018 16:15

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Marching Powder posted:

i'm not going to earnestly defend the oildome guy's honour but he literally never claimed that.

> Did anyone ever conquer the oil cell? "No, no one hosed with me in prison".

He might have lost some matches outside the Oildome, but inside he was never defeated.

# ? May 18, 2018 16:45

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

I am actually delirious from laughing so much. I think about Tim Horton poop lady, I laugh. When I stop thinking about her, I think about Oil Dome, and start laughing again. It's a perpetual motion machine.

# ? May 18, 2018 17:00

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Shadow225 posted:

I am actually delirious from laughing so much. I think about Tim Horton poop lady, I laugh. When I stop thinking about her, I think about Oil Dome, and start laughing again. It's a perpetual motion machine.

Clearly the best tactic to winning in oil dome is to fling feces at the man standing in the safe zone enraging him so much that he temporarily forgets about the oil on the floor and charges you.

# ? May 18, 2018 17:17

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

nobody hosed with my dad in prison i can't imagine how powerful he would have been with modern day oil tactics

# ? May 18, 2018 17:25

mewse: May 2, 2006

Shadow225 posted:

I am actually delirious from laughing so much. I think about Tim Horton poop lady, I laugh. When I stop thinking about her, I think about Oil Dome, and start laughing again. It's a perpetual motion machine.

There are seriously articles out right now "REVEALED: The Tim Horton's Pooper Wasn't Allowed To Use The Restroom" like it wasn't obvious

# ? May 18, 2018 17:43

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

who is gonna win the wonderboy/till fight? im goin back and forth but i got wonderboy right now

# ? May 18, 2018 17:44

JaySB: Nov 16, 2006

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna win the wonderboy/till fight? im goin back and forth but i got wonderboy right now

I think Wonderboy wins at range. Till might be able to guerrilla his way into the clinch for a takedown.

# ? May 18, 2018 17:47

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

has till's chin been tested at all?

# ? May 18, 2018 17:49

Saints Crow: Aug 25, 2006; Johnny is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all bangers

So is Turkish Oil Wrestling just Open Air Oildome?

# ? May 18, 2018 17:50

Disgusting Coward: Feb 17, 2014

Mark Coleman slipping harmlessly off an IKEA chair.

# ? May 18, 2018 17:53

Kilometers Davis: Jul 9, 2007; They begin again

Untrustable posted:

Ok I just got off the phone with my brother and he has answered your oil dome questions. I'm quoting him pretty much directly.

Did anyone ever conquer the oil cell? "No, no one hosed with me in prison".

How did you bait people into the cell? "I talked poo poo and they'd come runnin'. I'd call them faggots or pussies and tell them to come get me".

Was it weird calling people faggots since you're an openly gay man? "No. It was loving prison."

How did you get people over and over? "You wanted to either catch one of the new guys who was acting tough, or wait long enough for someone to forget that you had done it to them before"

So people willingly entered your oil cell even after getting beat up in the same way? Why? "Because if they didn't come at me they'd be fuckin' losers and the rest of the guys would gently caress with them."

Who taught you this? Or did you come up with it on your own? "It's just prison poo poo. Everyone did it."

And a shocking revelation...

You're telling me your whole cell block knew the oil gambit and did it to each other? "Yeah but I was really good at it."

Did you ever get oiled? "Yeah but he was naked and oiled himself up and I was naked so it was a fair fight."

Did you win? "Yeah."

He says he's glad y'all can have a laugh about it and says hi.

Okay seriously can we rename the subforum The Oildome asap

# ? May 18, 2018 18:01

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Who is Tim Hortons poop lady?

# ? May 18, 2018 18:01

Wamsutta: Sep 9, 2001

Disgusting Coward posted:

Mark Coleman slipping harmlessly off an IKEA chair.

Lmao

# ? May 18, 2018 18:05

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Who is Tim Hortons poop lady?

She pooped then threw her poop.

# ? May 18, 2018 18:09

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I've come a long way from drunk-liveposting GDTs while drawing on my chest in sharpie to not knowing what the gently caress is going on in this thread, but Oildome is the one thing that has me laughing again without caring that I don't know what's going on anymore

# ? May 18, 2018 18:10

Szymanski: Jul 31, 2005; You down with OCP?; Sugartime Jones

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna win the wonderboy/till fight? im goin back and forth but i got wonderboy right now

Till is really limited I imagine he'll get picked apart

# ? May 18, 2018 18:52

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

Skip My Posts posted:

who is gonna win the wonderboy/till fight? im goin back and forth but i got wonderboy right now

I gotta pick Wonderboy. He is so good at finding holes in other people's stand up and his own unorthodox style throws people off. Also, this is a huge step up in competition for Till. He beat Cerrone last October and now fights the #1 ranked welterweight.

# ? May 18, 2018 18:56

kimbo305: Jun 9, 2007; actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Till is really big, and I think he has a real shot at punching over some of Thompson's kicks. Basically work at Thompson's range more effectively than others have.
I think Till took one or two really good shots from Cerrone, and while he didn't just shrug them off, he was able to work past them.

# ? May 18, 2018 19:00

mewse: May 2, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Who is Tim Hortons poop lady?

Some canadian woman got really mad when staff wouldn't let her use the coffee shop bathroom so she leaned against a divider and pooped on the floor and then threw her own poop at the staff that denied her the key to the bathroom, and there is video.

On the dominance hierarchy I don't think her actions unseat the champion of the oildome

# ? May 18, 2018 19:01

david carmichael: Oct 28, 2011

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Who is Tim Hortons poop lady?

*puts on reading glasses, runs fingers searchingly over document* your mother

# ? May 18, 2018 19:03

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

david carmichael posted:

*puts on reading glasses, runs fingers searchingly over document* your mother

[in my cornest to the core voice] and it is alllll over, just, like, that!!

# ? May 18, 2018 19:09

Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Who is Tim Hortons poop lady?

https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/st...agenumber%3D747

# ? May 18, 2018 19:45

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

Shadow225 posted:

https://twitter.com/WorldofIsaac/st...agenumber%3D747

that's cool but i assumed it was someone on the ufc roster doing the tim horton's making GBS threads

# ? May 18, 2018 20:49

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

it happened recently on the internet so we all discuss it like everyone knows what we're talking about because there are fifty thousand different web sites that recycle the same content in slightly different ways Darren till is going to get hosed up

# ? May 18, 2018 21:03

Fat Twitter Man: Jan 24, 2007; by R. Guyovich

I had not heard of the Tom Horton making GBS threads and will forget it immediately after making this post, but oil dome is currently the most important thing in my life.

# ? May 19, 2018 01:22

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

kimbo305 posted:

> Did anyone ever conquer the oil cell? "No, no one hosed with me in prison".

He might have lost some matches outside the Oildome, but inside he was never defeated.

it would be weird to me if he didn't win the fights in the location he booby trapped specifically to win fights.

sorry, i still believe in the oildome's legitimacy.

# ? May 19, 2018 01:30

Matt Lindland: Feb 10, 2018; SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVEN

ALSO GJ BUYING A NEW ACCOUNT LIKE A GODDAMN COWARD
YOU USELESS WHITE NOISE POSTER

YOU WILL NOT ESCAPE THE BOLF RAMSHIELD YOU SO RICHLY DESERVE

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I don't give a crap about NONE of that stuff.

# ? May 19, 2018 01:36

mewse: May 2, 2006

Marching Powder posted:

sorry, i still believe in the oildome's legitimacy.

If the oildome belt is so legit then why is the oildome champion fighting people who aren't even ranked

# ? May 19, 2018 01:39

DumbWhiteGuy: Jul 4, 2007; You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

mewse posted:

If the oildome belt is so legit then why is the oildome champion fighting people who aren't even ranked

when you leave prison with the belt, it's kind of like retiring i guess

also the prison division is better in just about every way than UFC LHW or HW

# ? May 19, 2018 01:43

Marching Powder: Mar 8, 2008; stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Matt Lindland posted:

I don't give a crap about NONE of that stuff.

not caring about things is big brain level for sure, but not caring about oildome is galaxy brain at least

# ? May 19, 2018 01:51

I am Otis: Sep 22, 2003

Did the oil guy ever rape anyone in prison? Like you lost my oil challenge now i'm gonna take that rear end? Details if you can get him on the phone again, please

# ? May 19, 2018 02:07

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mewse: May 2, 2006

Let's not ruin the wholesomeness of beating up prisoners that didn't expect OilDome with tales of prison rape

# ? May 19, 2018 02:08

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