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G-Hawk
Dec 15, 2003

dudes face done got rearranged

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Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
you guys know there's a gdt?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Tsyni posted:

Body kicked so hard you just start puking. Very nice.

Hell yes

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Marching Powder posted:

you guys know there's a gdt?

Did it ever get linked in this thread?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/PlatinumPerry/status/998040509829472256?s=19

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
I'm annoyed at Perry for trying to steal Cody's title as 'dumbest punchman' but you have to admire the gusto that he's going at it with.

mewse
May 2, 2006

I want to watch all ufc events thru plexiglass smeared with sweat and blood

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





You'd just have to have a squeegee team to clean the glass after every fight. Could be time consuming.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
you can probably use transparent sheets or whatever and just pull a layer off after every fight. formula 1 helmet visors use them. i think keeping the canvas clean is more important though, ive seen fighters slipping on vaseline and blood and stuff.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mewse posted:

I want to watch all ufc events thru plexiglass smeared with sweat and blood

Don't forget all the matted hair from where fighters cracked their skulls open against it

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

They did this, everyone just kept spliding off as it has no traction

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
gotta be bulletproof

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I didn't actually watch the fights today/tonight/whatever, but if Karama Usman's face here is anything to go by the main event was boring as poo poo.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



I think the words "defm Demian Maia, dec. (unanimous)" on wikipedia say more about if the fight was boring than this photo

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Lid posted:

They did this, everyone just kept spliding off as it has no traction

WAIT...what if the floor is also plexiglass... and there’s microwaved baby oil... and stategic dry spots...

Dogbrisket
Jun 10, 2009

I.N.R.I posted:

ive seen fighters slipping on vaseline and blood and stuff.

Typical GSP saturday night

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
I had a long day yesterday and I was fading as I watched Alexa Grasso get choked. I knew there was no way I'd make it through Maia/Usman so I turned off the tv and fell asleep. It's nice being right.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Maia is 40, he looked pretty cooked and basically done at this point in his career. Am I wrong? I love watching him but I just don't think he has much left

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Waroduce posted:

Maia is 40, he looked pretty cooked and basically done at this point in his career. Am I wrong? I love watching him but I just don't think he has much left

Hes a top 15 welter still, but for how long who knows

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, that's kind of the problem; Maia could still pretzel dudes like Magny and Masvidal and Gunni, so it's not like he's a loving schlub with no business at welterweight, but he also clearly does not belong in title contention.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


With the current crop of contenders he’s pretty much finished as someone who might be champ.

If they want to match him up against sub top ten guys I wouldn’t object to watching him crank blood out of their noses though.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

I always think of Maia as a recalcitrant Octopus.

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/998365478400741376?s=21

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Captain Log posted:

I always think of Maia as a recalcitrant Octopus.

Maia wasnt on the Belfort vs Gastelum card

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

that would be a pretty cool fight

Tsyni
Sep 1, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Let's see Maia Vs Werdum instead

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/MacMallyMMA/status/998068730327220224

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





I think Jared Cannonier should drop down to middleweight. He's reverse Anthony Johnson. He was saying that the fight last night might have been his last at light heavy. It's a shame though because I don't think he has much for middleweight but im prepared to be proven wrong.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon


Snowman_McK posted:

I'm annoyed at Perry for trying to steal Cody's title as 'dumbest punchman' but you have to admire the gusto that he's going at it with.

I think PMP has a sort of base cunning that Cody lacks.

Captain Log posted:

I always think of Maia as a recalcitrant Octopus.


Presumably thats his codename in MGS5.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

nice

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
https://twitter.com/Alistairovereem/status/998226793860599809

rip overeem's self esteem

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
wow hes lower than andrei now?

Boco_T
Mar 12, 2003

la calaca tilica y flaca
They just sold like $250 million worth of prelim fights, they have to prove they will put actual draws on there from time to time. This is like when Faber used to always fight as the featured prelim.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Yeah this is putting overeem on the last free fight to get people interested in the PPV.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
actually it's Curtis Blaydes' time to shine

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Bundt Cake posted:

wow hes lower than cm punk now?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
curtis aids

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
I looked up Curtis Blaydes to make sure its real and hes a weeeeeeeeeeed guy

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mewse
May 2, 2006

A guy thats 0-1 is officially a bigger draw than overeem

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