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alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012



the image on that article is terrific

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A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost
The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

amazing

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

lol

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Lol

quote:

Our friend had been given a gram of MDMA by her daughter

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

Threat title

Edit: I didn't originally want to post "threat title", but now I do.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

:perfect:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Evil is allowed now

https://twitter.com/Gizmodo/status/997601055453085696

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"


Filed under: EVIL IS FINE NOW

Even though the last line still says "and remember, don't be evil".

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Filed under: EVIL IS FINE NOW

Even though the last line still says "and remember, don't be evil".

Actually it now says "and remember, respect is everything".

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


I thought it now said “and remember, gently caress Facebook.”

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Actually it now says "and remember, respect is everything".

From the article:

quote:

The updated version of Google’s code of conduct still retains one reference to the company’s unofficial motto—the final line of the document is still: “And remember… don’t be evil, and if you see something that you think isn’t right – speak up!”

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Bertrand Hustle posted:

From the article:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EloDnA1_XEU

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

The Unbearable Whiteness of Brieing

Holy poo poo

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://www.nola.com/national_politics/2018/05/hitler_not_alive_on_the_moon_s.html

Schlinky
Mar 12, 2009

...Too much drink.


Came here to post this, but from a different site:






The whole thing is amazing.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Awfully strange that "his remains" haven't been seen since WWII, but it just happens to show up when the Nazi moon base truth is being exposed.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5743137/Incredible-moment-NASA-astronaut-realizes-hes-left-memory-card-HOME-spacewalk.html



https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/pub-throwing-f-royals-party-12556334

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Nckdictator posted:

A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

This reinforces everything I already knew about both clowns and yodelers

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

I'M FEELING JIMMY

Nckdictator posted:

A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

This sounds like a rejected lyric from Everything You Know is Wrong or something, holy poo poo.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



quote:

Lapeire, who waited until Belgium's Mother's Day to launch his attack, reportedly told the terrified children: "I am no longer a clinic clown but a crimiclown. That's how I will become famous."

"I am a monster. I know that", he laughed before phoning the children's school to say the kids would be late on Monday.

How considerate of him

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.
I want to update my post to add Belgians too

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The Telegraph posted:

Belgian clown 'murdered' mother in front of her children after roping in sidekick in alleged revenge plot

Oh I'm sorry The Telegraph, how wrong of me to assume that 'killed the mother' counts as actual murder.
Tossers.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Oh I'm sorry The Telegraph, how wrong of me to assume that 'killed the mother' counts as actual murder.
Tossers.

They're just trying to not get sued.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Nckdictator posted:

A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

What the gently caress even is that half-assed makeup he has on.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

quote:

Lapeire, who waited until Belgium's Mother's Day to launch his attack, reportedly told the terrified children: "I am no longer a clinic clown but a crimiclown. That's how I will become famous."

So is Belgium the Florida or possibly Gotham City of Europe?

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
I guess not too weird compared to some of these, but:
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44213623

Choice line at the end:

quote:

He left court, presumably heading back to his parents' home.
e:Just read above story:

Nckdictator posted:

A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

What the hell
"His alleged accomplice Haegeman commented on Facebook that he couldn’t believe what he was seeing on social media before he too was arrested by police.'

"Oh man, can you believe what's going on right now? I certainly had no part in it, but just look at this crazy thing"

Postal Parcel has a new favorite as of 17:08 on May 23, 2018

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013
e:Quote is not edit

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Oh I'm sorry The Telegraph, how wrong of me to assume that 'killed the mother' counts as actual murder.
Tossers.

What is murder? We just don't know.

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Nckdictator posted:

A clown and his yodelling sidekick, stars of the reality TV show Belgium’s Got Talent, have been arrested for the brutal murder of a mother of three in front of her children, after a rooftop stand-off with armed police, which was broadcast live on Facebook.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/05/15/belgian-clown-murdered-mother-front-children-roping-sidekick/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrvXoin9NcA

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

From related videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfvNfeda0Qw

:stare:

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Do they still have statues of king Leopold, butcher of the Congo? Well gently caress them!

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice

Detective Thompson posted:

What is murder? We just don't know.

If you think about it, we can never truly be sure that any murderer actually did it.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Do they still have statues of king Leopold, butcher of the Congo? Well gently caress them!

Hey, you can have those statues when you pry them from their cold, dead hands.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://abcnews4.com/news/nation-world/timmonsville-naacp-president-says-was-racially-profiled-body-cam-video-shows-otherwise


posting this here because a body cam proving a cop wasn't full of poo poo is sadly rare

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Marcade posted:

Hey, you can have those statues when you pry them from their cold, dead hands.

What if they replace them with statues of Tintin? Or just Snowy?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Early Tintin way racist as all get out, quite an apologist comic for the horrors of the Belgian Congo and other poo poo.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-44244687

Trump issues post-humous pardon for Jack Johnson

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