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FFT posted:OH I can never remember which one is the nazi and which one is the one making fun of the nazi
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May 22, 2018 11:45
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1stGear posted:"Yeah, my favorite books are the Thrawn trilogy, why do you ask?" But the Thrawn trilogy's all about a guy who's successful because he can read all sorts of meaning into art!
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Here's a self-styled political blogger with 10k followers who came to my attention when a Facebook friend liked one of her posts about young people not being able to buy houses because they're lazy and spend all their money on tattoos and takeaways. She's rabid about Brexit and should probably be a regular here. She's relentlessly hypocritical, sharing any news article she agrees with but putting out 'Don't listen to the media, they have a leftist agenda' when she doesn't like what they've written. She also hates anyone famous who promotes remain/labour/liberal viewpoints because they're rich people who have no idea about real life and are out for themselves but if they're pro-leave/UKIP/conservative, then they're obviously very intelligent to have so much money so you should listen to them. Anyway, she wrote a poem about Brexit today. quote:ALBERT AND THE LION BREXIT STYLE
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May 22, 2018 13:37
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May 22, 2018 13:47
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May 22, 2018 14:02
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I can't wait for next week on Idiots on Real Media when Kanye & some assorted Kardashians are on Family Feud
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Walton Simons posted:Here's a self-styled political blogger with 10k followers who came to my attention when a Facebook friend liked one of her posts about young people not being able to buy houses because they're lazy and spend all their money on tattoos and takeaways. There once was a man from Japan Whose limericks never did scan And neither does that piece of trash. Also who writes a poem and can't even spot the typo?
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May 22, 2018 14:16
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Strom Cuzewon posted:There once was a man from Japan I absolutely adore that one, but I always heard it like this: There once was a man from Milan Whose limericks never did scan When asked why this was He said "P'raps because I have a bad habit of cramming as many syllables into the final line of the poem as I possibly can."
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May 22, 2018 14:23
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Bernie Sanders is running for re-election, as sitting senators usually do. The people whose brains cracked like an egg in 2016 are not happy about it. https://twitter.com/historyinflicks/status/998915000487022592?s=21 This politician I don’t like is bad for his state because I personally refuse to support it!
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May 22, 2018 14:27
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You guys sound like Tom Lehrer dunking on hippies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yygMhtNQJ9M
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May 22, 2018 14:29
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Weatherman posted:I absolutely adore that one, but I always heard it like this: My favorite version of this is: There once was a man from Hong Kong Whose limericks always went wrong They'd start out just fine But by the last line They'd just kind of peter out without any sense of rhyme or meter or anything
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May 22, 2018 14:37
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Disliked ex-Premier of Queensland proves, once again, that conservatives just are not good at this 'human' thing.
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Henchman of Santa posted:Bernie Sanders is running for re-election, as sitting senators usually do. The people whose brains cracked like an egg in 2016 are not happy about it. The irony being Bernie has been in Vermont politics for 30+ years and is probably less liberal now than he used to be. Enjoy your overpriced Quebec cartel maple syrup. I guess.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbU8B-QVZk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIgfiSzCy1o
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:My favorite version of this is: I've always been fond of There was a young man from cork who got limericks and haikus confused
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May 22, 2018 15:49
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PYF bad limerick.
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May 22, 2018 15:53
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Fathis Munk posted:PYF bad limerick. Anything by Edward Lear
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Aramoro posted:Anything by Edward Lear drat, this one's so bad it's four lines short
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1stGear posted:"Yeah, my favorite books are the Thrawn trilogy, why do you ask?"  Edit: vvvv Thanks. I apparently need more coffee. Dienes has a new favorite as of 17:16 on May 22, 2018 |
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May 22, 2018 16:24
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"Tempurature"
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Sometimes I feel like "God drat some people live really superficial lives, that must suck" and then I realize "Yeah, but someone out there probably thinks the same about me". In this case though, I do feel like it must suck to take everything so literally and never even look for deeper meaning, or think it even exists. It's really kinda sad. Also, people like this who say they hate to read are like people who refuse to try broccoli no matter what because they just know they won't like it. You have to loving try before you can say you hate it.
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May 22, 2018 17:09
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 lovely cousin has solved all the problems! Obviously violence isn't the problem, you just need MORE VIOLENCE
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May 22, 2018 17:15
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Midnight Voyager posted:
Being terrified of authority from an early age: a good thing.
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 You have to put forth significant effort to miss the point this badly.
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Boy if those aren’t the two most obnoxious facebook page titles
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If I actually gave a poo poo about a movie's tomato score or whatever, all this does is make me think it should be higher than it is. Fake Edit: for content. https://twitter.com/UnlearningEcon/status/998913188346449920 Why do white people want to be able to say the n-word so much? There's so many other words.
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May 22, 2018 18:03
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I like the "white people made up the word, now we have to ask permission to say it?" Which is hilarious considering white people should obviously understand the awful reasons for which it was invented, and why whites should then hand black people the keys to its use. Like, you invented it but can't admit it's a weapon?
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May 22, 2018 18:24
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Dienes posted:
Well, there's this thing: http://gizoogle.net/
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May 22, 2018 18:25
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Skwirl posted:
They don't want to be able to say it a lot. They just don't like black people telling them 'no'.
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Skwirl posted:If I actually gave a poo poo about a movie's tomato score or whatever, all this does is make me think it should be higher than it is. Oh man, I watched the video of this. She starts out rapping low and sort of mumbling but man when she got to that word suddenly she's able to project. She thought she had a pass to say it and relished it.
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May 22, 2018 18:37
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May 22, 2018 18:40
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Substantially less useful than the "time to gently caress" watch.
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May 22, 2018 18:56
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Panfilo posted:They don't want to be able to say it a lot. They just don't like black people telling them 'no'.
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May 22, 2018 18:59
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Volcott posted:Substantially less useful than the "time to gently caress" watch. 
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May 22, 2018 19:04
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 Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, I guess. 
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May 22, 2018 19:08
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Volcott posted:Substantially less useful than the "time to gently caress" watch. My watch just says "beer o'clock."
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Fathis Munk posted:PYF bad limerick. Iamb anapest anapest Iamb anapest anapest. Iamb anapest, Iamb anapest; Iamb anapest anapest. The conflation of Chronos and Cronus is almost traditional at this point, but this is the second time recently I've seen this nonsense about "kairos" being a good kind of time. It just means a good or opportune time; when Klingons say "today is a good day to die", or when you hear someone talk about striking while the iron is hot, they're talking about kairos.
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