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FanaticalMilk posted:More like the Master Roshi.
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Microsoft E3 conference to be two hours long, possibly the longest they've ever done.
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May 23, 2018 12:07
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That's a lot of time to not reveal any exclusives.
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May 23, 2018 12:09
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Twice the amount of sports and ~hololens~
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May 23, 2018 12:12
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I'm gonna need a lot more booze
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Policenaut posted:Microsoft E3 conference to be two hours long, possibly the longest they've ever done. They should really download the updates beforehand.
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May 23, 2018 12:35
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Policenaut posted:Microsoft E3 conference to be two hours long, possibly the longest they've ever done. Welp, time to bring this back out: 
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Policenaut posted:Microsoft E3 conference to be two hours long, possibly the longest they've ever done. It’s going to feel a lot like watching a fish jump out of its bowl. They are going to be flopping around slowly dying in front of the world. In short they will announce Occulus Rift support for the 1X
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May 23, 2018 13:37
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Is Bioware last shot Anthem going to be at E3 or has it gone back in the oven for another year?
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Supposedly there will be gameplay on the EA stage this year, although we'll get an idea of how much actual faith EA has in Anthem depending on whether it's a headliner or sandwiched in between their indie dev kit demos like Andromeda was in 2016.
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after last year's "heh, sorry" at E3 for Battlefield being followed up by the BF2 catastrophe, it will be fun to watch EA pretend to give a poo poo. They've tanked the Dead Space/Mass Effect/Mirror's Edge IPs for good so besides sports games, Anthem seems like the only thing left. Their E3 presentation is a good time for a bathroom break.
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May 23, 2018 14:11
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BexGu posted:Is Bioware last shot Anthem going to be at E3 or has it gone back in the oven for another year? If they release it, they get dissolved. They have to keep promising it to keep their jobs.
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May 23, 2018 14:18
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DLC Inc posted:after last year's "heh, sorry" at E3 for Battlefield being followed up by the BF2 catastrophe, it will be fun to watch EA pretend to give a poo poo. They've tanked the Dead Space/Mass Effect/Mirror's Edge IPs for good so besides sports games, Anthem seems like the only thing left. Their E3 presentation is a good time for a bathroom break. I don't trust any corporation farther than I can throw them but at least with the Ubisoft, Nintendo etc. floor shows you have the impression that the people onstage actually like video games and love to make them for a living. EA's presentations always have that creepy dystopian vibe with language more becoming of some Silicon Valley techbro talk.
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May 23, 2018 14:23
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DLC Inc posted:after last year's "heh, sorry" at E3 for Battlefield being followed up by the BF2 catastrophe, it will be fun to watch EA pretend to give a poo poo. They've tanked the Dead Space/Mass Effect/Mirror's Edge IPs for good so besides sports games, Anthem seems like the only thing left. Their E3 presentation is a good time for a bathroom break. Has EA ever been worth watching? Seriously I can't think of a single standout EA conference that I could look back on and go "Yeah that was good." There's no life or energy to any of it, like it's been calculated to be as precise a sales pitch as possible so they can maximize the effectiveness of a corporate suit telling you FIFA '19 is a must-buy because look at how meticulously we rendered Pele's pubic hair (and look at this gorgeous Xbox One X exclusive footage!) Microsoft is usually pretty bad but they're trying and it usually results in some fun stuff to laugh at and previews of games that I'll buy on PC and/or PS4. Bethesda is always a wild card, Ubisoft tries their hardest for better or for worse, and PC Gaming Show always has an amusing nugget or two but goddamn EA is so bland.
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May 23, 2018 14:24
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I hope that with Call of Duty dropping single player and Battlefield riding on CoD's WWII coattails the first person shooter console wars are extra bad this year.
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May 23, 2018 14:54
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Policenaut posted:Has EA ever been worth watching? Ya EA is very standard. They will have their sport games and 1-2 big multiplayer game(Battlefield, Anthem). I am interested to see if they will tease a new Dragon Age or maybe Titanfall 3. EA normally has like 1 game that is kinda different like Mirror Edge or A Way Out. But ya they are easily the worst conference every year even when I played lots Fifa I thought that.
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May 23, 2018 15:02
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the 20 minute Pele interview at that one EA conference was torture
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May 23, 2018 15:08
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Which conference has actual Pele at? I feel like it was the same one where James Cameron wittered on about Avatar for about two hours
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DLC Inc posted:the 20 minute Pele interview at that one EA conference was torture The pele interview vs the sony powers presentation
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May 23, 2018 15:09
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If Anthem's spot doesn't generate wild cheering then they will drag the employees out on stage to be shot in front of a live audience. For just $2.99 you can open a box that may contain a weapon (.00002 % chance) for you to use or a hat made from a newsprint flyer that they stole from the lobby to wear while you spectate.
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May 23, 2018 15:14
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Pele is king of the soccer field. To be king of your kitchen, use Crestfield wax paper.
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May 23, 2018 15:22
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EA gave us this tho
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May 23, 2018 15:34
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EA conferences are basically Ubisoft conferences but without the thin veneer of irony. Will EA or Activision publish a single third party game between them this year or is it all their own poo poo from now on?
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May 23, 2018 15:44
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I need a word more powerful than “excruciating” to describe a 2 hour microsoft press conference. Unless it starts absolutely insane like “Today we are announcing we have bought every third party publisher in japan. Yes to the anime, and especially to the anime titties”
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May 23, 2018 16:21
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Detective No. 27 posted:That's a lot of time to not reveal any exclusives. thank god for crossplay, the only good thing microsoft has ever done
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May 23, 2018 16:23
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Didn't MS also play up their "longest E3 show yet!!" last year and it ended up being 20 minutes about Minecraft?
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Barudak posted:I need a word more powerful than “excruciating” to describe a 2 hour microsoft press conference. "Scalebound 2 - fall 2019"
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May 23, 2018 16:58
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Will you be the one to finish THE FIGHT?? Halo Royale in stores now only on The Microsoft Xbox One Two S E
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LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:Will EA or Activision publish a single third party game between them this year or is it all their own poo poo from now on? Activision still publishes Bungie's big fat turd.
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May 23, 2018 17:08
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I have never been less enthused by triple-A gaming. I legit cannot give a poo poo about anything coming out.
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EA conferences at E3 are 75% telling an unenthused audience about all the "new and exciting" ways they'll get to play Madden and FIFA.
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May 23, 2018 17:14
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I don't know why I watch EA when I don't give a poo poo about its game 99% of the time. I guess it's just to see how bland and awkward it gets some years.
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May 23, 2018 17:17
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didn't From tease something last e3? what are the chances we'll see what that was?
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Doorknob Slobber posted:didn't From tease something last e3? what are the chances we'll see what that was? They released the "Shadows Die Twice" teaser trailer at the Game Awards back at the beginning of the year. The speculation is that it's Tenchu, but no other word has come out, and From have not announced any E3 plans.
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Shadows Die Twice. Opinions vary on whether it's a Bloodborne sequel, new IP, a Tenchu game, or who knows what. Efb
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May 23, 2018 17:26
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FPzero posted:I don't know why I watch EA when I don't give a poo poo about its game 99% of the time. I guess it's just to see how bland and awkward it gets some years. FIFA 19 is about how you play so this year we introduce the new cubic ball. But Fifa is not only about how you play but also who you play with. Coming September 2018 you will play fifa 19 with your new dog companion.
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Policenaut posted:Microsoft E3 conference to be two hours long, possibly the longest they've ever done. 
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Its actually the cover name for Kart Souls, the quirky team arcade racer where when you get hit by items you die and respawn.
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May 23, 2018 17:36
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We should make a Markov bot which takes previous conferences as an input and produces new E3 presentations.
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i'll need a extra bag of doritos
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