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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


i am excited for the revived lex luger to win the title

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


rare Magic card l00k posted:

i am excited for the revived lex luger to win the title

:yeah:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is Taue vs Nagata! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Everyone, note that you'll need to remake your account to celebrate tonight, where Lex Luger becomes WCW Champion for all eternity.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Everyone, note that you'll need to remake your account to celebrate tonight, where Lex Luger becomes WCW Champion for all eternity.

this was a 2 hour show with 7 matches

there were two 30 second Goldberg squashes

the longest match didn't even go 6 minutes

i guess this makes sense because the talented guys are all gone with just a skeleton crew holding it down with the super lovely green dudes who can't wrestle

but this also means that it was promo heavy and by god they do not have the people to do a promo heavy show

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The best part was definitely the movie we watched afterward, which has better booking and promos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnb-2W8BJoo

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


exploded mummy posted:

this was a 2 hour show with 7 matches

there were two 30 second Goldberg squashes

the longest match didn't even go 6 minutes

i guess this makes sense because the talented guys are all gone with just a skeleton crew holding it down with the super lovely green dudes who can't wrestle

but this also means that it was promo heavy and by god they do not have the people to do a promo heavy show

watching a clearly disinterested ric flair try to stretch for time in front of a completely dead crowd was really something

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8: MAYHEM 2000!

Cruiserweight Title: Mike Sanders vs Kwee Wee

3 Count vs Yung Dragons vs Noble/Karagias

JIMMY HART VS MANCOW II

Hardcore Title: Crowbar vs Reno vs Vito

The Filthy Animals vs KRONI>I and Alex Wright

Shane Douglas vs The Cat

BBB vs A Wall

US Title Match: Lance Storm vs General Erection

Buff Bagwell vs Jeff Jarrett

Tag Titles: The Perfect Event vs The Insiders

Lex Luger vs Goldberg

World Title: Booker T vs Scott Steiner

7:30 Preshow, 8 PM MAYHEM!


https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I cant wait to see Kwang

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

exploded mummy posted:

I cant wait to see Kwang

Literally the first time this sentence has ever been uttered

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is KENTA vs Kenta! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, the fall out from Mayhem! I don't have the full card here but I do have the main event:

CAREER VS TITLE

STEVIE RAY VS SCOTT STEINER

7:30 preshow, 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I think you mean Straight Shootin' Stevie Ray vs. a Sad, Sack rear end Fruit Booty.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight, the fall out from Mayhem! I don't have the full card here but I do have the main event:

CAREER VS TITLE

STEVIE RAY VS SCOTT STEINER

7:30 preshow, 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

It has the one Reno match we've all been waiting to see

Reno vs Goldberg

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


exploded mummy posted:

It has the one Reno match we've all been waiting to see

Reno vs Goldberg

oh shiiiittttttttttttt

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is Marufuji vs Ishimori! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
MATCH OF THE CENTURY ALERT

MI SMOOTH FACES GOLDBERG ON NITRO!!!!

Also:

Chavo vs Kwee Wee

Hardcore Title: Crowbar vs Elix Skipper

Tag Titles: The Insiders vs 3 Count

Brian Adams vs Vito

Konnan vs Jeff Jarrett

World Title: Scott Steiner vs Huge Erection

PLUS: THE RETURN OF A LEGEND!

7:30 preshow, 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

MATCH OF THE CENTURY ALERT

MI SMOOTH FACES GOLDBERG ON NITRO!!!!

:woop:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


We better have a Smooth tribute in honor of him retiring Goldberg tonight.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

MassRafTer posted:

MATCH OF THE CENTURY ALERT

MI SMOOTH FACES GOLDBERG ON NITRO!!!!

After he trucks Goldberg he's going to get his revenge on Scott Steiner right?

...right? :gbsmith:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is Taue vs Marufuji! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT! THE FINAL TUESDAY NITRO ON A WEDNESDAY!

Next week we'll be moving to THURSDAY! (Mods please change the thread title to "Tuesday Nitro: WCW Monday Nitro, Now on a Thursday: Weekly at 8 PM!")

What's on tap? A WALL IS UP THERE BROTHER! Also new bumpers and the usual fun.


Ms. Jones and The Cat vs Lance Storm and Major Gunns

Meng vs Norman Smiley

Mike Sanders vs Sid Vicious

The Natural Born Thrillers vs The Insiders

GOLDBERG FACES HIS GREATEST FEAR

The Franchise vs Corp Cajun

The Filthy Animals vs Jeff Jarrett

World Title: Scott Steiner vs A Wall

7:30 preshow, 8 PM Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I know this is short notice, but is there any room for VADER TIME?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

I know this is short notice, but is there any room for VADER TIME?

Oh wow I misread the tweet. I thought his dad died, yeah, tonight will be VADER night.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight's preshow is Vader vs Misawa! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
See below

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 16:39 on Jun 28, 2018

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
uh, what happened to starrcade 2000

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

exploded mummy posted:

uh, what happened to starrcade 2000

The go home was so lovely I forgot it was the go home.

TONIGHT

STARRCADE 2000.

THE FINAL STARRCADE

LADDER MATCH: 3 COUNT VS JUNG DRAGONS VS KARAGIAS AND NOBLE

Lance Storm vs Ernest Miller

Hardcore Title: Crowbar vs Terry Funk

KRONI>I vs Reno and Vito

Ambulance Match: Bam Bam Bigelow vs Mike Awesome

Bunkhouse Match: Jeff Jarrett and the Nazis vs The Filthy Animals

Tag Titles: The Perfect Event vs the Insiders

US Title: Huge Erection vs Shane Douglas

Lex Luger vs Goldberg

World Title: Scott Steiner vs Sid

AND SO MUCH MORE!


7:30 preshow, 8 PM CHAOS NITRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

The go home was so lovely I forgot it was the go home.

TONIGHT

STARRCADE 2000.

THE FINAL STARRCADE

LADDER MATCH: 3 COUNT VS JUNG DRAGONS VS KARAGIAS AND NOBLE

Lance Storm vs Ernest Miller

Hardcore Title: Crowbar vs Terry Funk

KRONI>I vs Reno and Vito

Ambulance Match: Bam Bam Bigelow vs Mike Awesome

Bunkhouse Match: Jeff Jarrett and the Nazis vs The Filthy Animals

Tag Titles: The Perfect Event vs the Insiders

US Title: Huge Erection vs Shane Douglas

Lex Luger vs Goldberg

World Title: Scott Steiner vs Sid

AND SO MUCH MORE!


7:30 preshow, 8 PM CHAOS NITRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

The go home was not only lovely, it was also on Tuesday instead of Monday.

12 WCW Nitros and 4 PPVS (including this one) left, by my count.

We're in the home stretch, folks.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The go home show was so bad that not only was I fooled into thinking there must be another Nitro, but so was naitch.

So tonight we'll be watching Thunder instead and then STARRCADE 2000 on the 4th of July!

7:30 preshow, 8 PM THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Desperate attempts to force us to watch more Reno.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
More classic lucha action on the preshow! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Special 7 PM start time followed by a special movie event!

TONIGHT

STARRCADE 2000.

THE FINAL STARRCADE

LADDER MATCH: 3 COUNT VS JUNG DRAGONS VS KARAGIAS AND NOBLE

Lance Storm vs Ernest Miller

Hardcore Title: Crowbar vs Terry Funk

KRONI>I vs Reno and Vito

Ambulance Match: Bam Bam Bigelow vs Mike Awesome

Bunkhouse Match: Jeff Jarrett and the Nazis vs The Filthy Animals

Tag Titles: The Perfect Event vs the Insiders

US Title: Huge Erection vs Shane Douglas

Lex Luger vs Goldberg

World Title: Scott Steiner vs Sid

AND SO MUCH MORE!


7 PM Starrcade!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
Kinda upset I was pulled into working tonight as I will miss this, as I thought we would be in the period of dying WCW's "decent but meaningless" wrestling phase, but I looked up a review of the show and it sounds just as bad as the last few weeks.

Meltzer must've have been extremely happy that Russo was gone in order to give these matches the ratings he did, because by all accounts this show sounds just as bad as every other 2000 PPV.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Shiki Dan posted:

Kinda upset I was pulled into working tonight as I will miss this, as I thought we would be in the period of dying WCW's "decent but meaningless" wrestling phase, but I looked up a review of the show and it sounds just as bad as the last few weeks.

Meltzer must've have been extremely happy that Russo was gone in order to give these matches the ratings he did, because by all accounts this show sounds just as bad as every other 2000 PPV.

https://twitter.com/Toffile/status/1012493135702839296

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 5, 2018

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I'm gonna miss this one as well. Honestly, I don't think it's a good idea to run an "important" show during a holiday. People got families to see.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Maxwell Lord posted:

Yeah I'm gonna miss this one as well. Honestly, I don't think it's a good idea to run an "important" show during a holiday. People got families to see.

:d2a:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I'm laughing at anyone who missed Stalked By My Doctor 3 for their "families."

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
There are three of those? Is Eric Roberts in every one???

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

There are three of those? Is Eric Roberts in every one???

Correct!

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