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The Titanic posted:Breeding of a Spaceman Would it be OK for a male to agree with everything you just wrote, or would that be like inviting a white fan up on stage to sing at a Kendrick Lamar concert? Asking for a friend. Edit: taxxe Fangrim fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 24, 2018 |
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# ? May 29, 2024 09:28 |
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God I really loving hate this movie more and more the more I'm reminded I was forced to pay to see it in a theater
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# ? May 24, 2018 05:50 |
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Remember all the other game dev studios that Crobear has belittled or shat on over the past few glorious years ?. Boy is that about to bite him and his merry band on the rear end in the next few months !
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:06 |
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EightAce posted:Remember all the other game dev studios that Crobear has belittled or shat on over the past few glorious years ?. Is CIG selling out? I've been thinking, and it'd honestly be the most hilarious of all if that's how it all ended. Not with a wet fart of an endless refactoring, concluded by whiny half-assed explanations from them, not even via a Skadden ELE, but that financial difficulties force them towards being acquired by EA or somesuch. I know it's next to impossible, because no one in the industry would pay actual money for this wet turd, but holy poo poo would the citizens lose their poo poo over Crobblers selling out to 'the man'.
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:13 |
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Fangrim posted:Would it be OK for a male to agree with everything you just wrote, or would that be like inviting a white fan up on stage to sing at a Kendrick Lamar concert? Reading that was insanely creepy/disturbing, and makes me feel bad just sharing the gender with some of those MGTOW/Incel idiots.
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:21 |
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MAN: (starry-eyed)“Honey... you remember that dream we always shared of buying a little beachside bar when we retired?” WIFE: “No, that was always your stupid dream...” MAN: ”Because i’ve been thinking—“ WIFE: “About finally getting a job? So I don’t have to keep carrying us both while you sit at home and stream your stupid spaceship game?” MAN: (chuckles) “Heh, there’s that spitfire I fell in love with...” WIFE: “I’m serious! I really—“ MAN: (pressing fingers to her lips) “Hush, I want to show you something...” WIFE: “No. NO! I told you! No more spaceships!” MAN: “Of course not. Of course not.” WIFE: “You bought that stupid flying gas station and you still can’t fill anybody’s tank with it! No!” MAN: “Refueling’s coming baby, Chris said— WIFE: “SCREW what that lying goofball said!!” MAN: “Hey baby don’t be like that, this is different—“ WIFE: “I SAID NO!” MAN: “I know, of course baby. We agreed, I hear you. But come here—“ WIFE: “I swear to god if you — no, stop!” The shushing noises answer her as MAN covers her eyes and starts pushing her through hallways once again towards what was formerly the guest bedroom, yet has now become the room he calls “Mission Control.” WIFE: “No!! I don’t want to do this again!” MAN: (his streamer schtick voice) “Mission control, can you read me? I’m coming in hot!” WIFE: “Shut uuuuupppp!” MAN: “I got Spitfire One on my wing and she’s ready to take our next mission! Over!” Though blinded, she can hear the dull roar of the portable AC unit he’s jury-rigged to the back of his marshmallow-roaster of a PC RIG. The blast wave of heat as they enter the room is unmistakeable, despite the 54 degree setting on the unit. As her protests are reduced to grunts and hisses, he removes his hands from her eyes. Spread across the span of three 4k monitors, a picture of what appears to be some sort of modest drinking hole on some dirty slice of property in the place she knows as THAT STUPID GAME. MAN: (gesturing proudly across the span) “Welcome to The Space Bar, baby!” She glares at him, unblinking. MAN: “You get it? Space bar?” Still no blinks MAN: “See baby, owning a real bar, well, it’s a lot of work, and Mexico, well, it’s a failed Narcostate these days. But I was thinking, ‘what if our dream—“ WIFE: “YOUR DREAM!!!” MAN: “—of owning a little slice of heaven—“ WIFE: “HELL!!!” MAN: “—was actually in the heavens, baby? And all those weary travelers we talked about taking care of? At our little getaway bar? Well—“ WIFE: “You just wanted to look at GIRLS! Do you think I’m STUPID?! It was GIRLS! Now it’s GAMES! —“ MAN: “—it looks like there’s a chance for us to buy that—“ WIFE: “—And now there’s no money left for your stupid beachside boobie dreams anymore because you bought all those ships!! I SAID NO!!!” MAN: “—little getaway plan? But safer? Cheaper?” WIFE: “No girls! No games! And no stupid SPACE BAR! You’ll just spend it staring at stupid space girls in their space bikinis in your stupid manbaby game all day for the same 60 people who troll you all day! You know it! I know it! And I SAID NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” His eyes light up. He sees his window. His little Spitfire left herself wide open and doesn’t even know it. MAN: “Baby, there are no girls in the game...” She stares at him, dumbfounded. Her mouth moves but no words come out and he’s not listening anyway. His eyes are on her purse, where her credit card lives. The hidden pouch sewn in the satin lining was no secret to him. He was once a Bosmer nightblade, after all, a master picketpocket known as Filcher McSneakypants. He will have his dream by hook or by crook. And The Space Bar will be his the moment as soon as Hurston joins the PU and his dream, their dream, is only a mouseclick away.
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:39 |
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Thoatse posted:I think it looks like hot garbage and the pitch makes him sound like the kid from a 3D-Head commercial but the funny part imo is him using a fake name to distance himself from his brother, noted game developer and Cryengine EvangelistTM Sean Tracy which also obscures the fact he was one of the cig devs that helped turn Star Citizer's flight model to noclip trash to milk fps whales once the simwhales were dry and was in most of their propaganda videos for the first few years. I was.. actually being serious. It looks neat. Like "for 5 bux I'd buy it" kinda neat.
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:39 |
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@ those 2 new stimpire.txt
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:45 |
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tuo posted:Blue cheese on pizza rules. Even with Pineapple. with that av I would be shocked if I am the first person to do this to you
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# ? May 24, 2018 06:51 |
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The Titanic posted:
LOL well done
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:17 |
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G0RF posted:Spacebar, IN SPACE!!!!!! also well done
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:24 |
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drat, so many productive posts. something is not right here
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:25 |
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Lladre posted:Apparently over two months ago they decided to close one of the twenty shell companies. I thought you said he got everything from stuff goons already had mentioned. I don't remember seeing anything here about this until now. I could be wrong. Where has this news appeared before aside from the original documents. Who was the person who broke it first before Derek supposedly repeated it?
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:48 |
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The Titanic posted:gross_idiot_gamer_manchildren.txt A masterwork.
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:51 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Mkcq160cE&t=4818s for context https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1Mkcq160cE&t=4454s it truly was bullshit well played chris roberts. Mentions cloud/mesh of servers as well.
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:56 |
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EightAce posted:Remember all the other game dev studios that Crobear has belittled or shat on over the past few glorious years ?. Bookmarking the next few months now! e: How to convert a few months into the two-weeks standard unit?
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# ? May 24, 2018 07:58 |
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Scruffpuff posted:What continues to be amazing to me is how little CIG has accomplished, and how low-quality and worthless the very little they have managed to do is. There's a reason Beet and can't be bothered with this poo poo. CIG may be the worst game development team that has ever existed, based purely on the virtues of what they've actually developed. It's no excuse that "they're aiming high" and "they're doing things nobody has done before" because even were that proven to be true, they've failed at every single thing they've attempted. Bad games are just that, bad. Say what you will about E.T., Blues Brothers 2000, Daikatana, 007 Legends, at least they have game play that was promised on the box. The amount of stinkers I have played and bought since 1992 is staggering. Star Citizen is the 1st game I have gotten a refund for in well over 10 years. It's not just how bad it plays, it being just a bad flight sim game wouldn't have made me refund it. What made me go through a refund was nothing in the game exists, I really do mean nothing. The term "tech demo" is used by backers to defend this game, it's not even that as it implies it has something that works and the box carrying sim doesn't work. Someone could put out a game with more content than Star Citizen in a weekend onto steam. Only reason backers defend this game is because of the "high fidelity" graphics. I was thinking about the "3 games on disc" for a bit. Think about this for a moment; Every Star Citizen module plays totally different in terms of controlling feel, as in walking movement feels totally different in star marine than the PU, arena commander flight is different to the PU etc. They don't share anything, not even the UI
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# ? May 24, 2018 08:59 |
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stingtwo posted:Sorry for rambling Thank god not everybody is such a logical, rational and responsible grownup tryhard like you.
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# ? May 24, 2018 09:13 |
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On totally related SC news: Those wannabe game devs at Paradox released their 2.1 Stellaris Story Update "Niven". Not only they deliver content for your 10 bux, the update also runs smoothly and is not bugridden beyond hope. Imo they dont understand game development. https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/dev-team-niven-update-2-1-0-released-checksum-01a9.1099864/
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# ? May 24, 2018 09:20 |
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AutismVaccine posted:On totally related SC news: They're only at patch 2.1?
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# ? May 24, 2018 09:27 |
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Daztek posted:They're only at patch 2.1? good point, they really should try to get some devs from CIG to help them out with all code related stuff. Version 7.34 r25a would sell way better
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# ? May 24, 2018 09:30 |
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Where's the patch notes about what they wanted to include or are working on? Amateurs
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# ? May 24, 2018 09:33 |
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Quavers posted:So for those people requesting refunds in USA, do they still send the refund request to RSI, or CIG? I'm confused. It doesn't matter. "Wrong company, it's the other one" is always the response, regardless of which one they contact.
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# ? May 24, 2018 10:56 |
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Mr Fronts posted:It doesn't matter. "Wrong company, it's some other one" is always the response, regardless of which one they contact. fixed, they've got like 20 I'm pretty sure there's a difference between "Robert Space Industries" and "Roberts Space Industries" beyond just "copy editing typo on the newsletter", unless they only meant to have one and typoed half their legal docs, and that's before the LTD vs Inc vs whatever else
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:36 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGWggc7KjJE
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:41 |
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Ah but just you wait until 3.2! Then you'll see!
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:45 |
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2019 is the year. Oh my yes, when 2019 comes around, then you'll all be jealous. Just you wait. Just you wait and see. Triple post in honour of Star Citizen drawing this poo poo out for decades.
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:48 |
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2031 will be the year. Once you've seen Bind Culling 14.1 Alpha you'll be so sorry you didn't spend 140k on jpgs.
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:53 |
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nnnotime posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymD-oOuEd8E Haven't seen that movie. So I gather it's a reference to the in-movie terminology regarding neural networks about words, emotions and loyalties.
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# ? May 24, 2018 11:55 |
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Sabreseven posted:The Doodlebug made me giggle, not even sure why, funny farty exploding things. The legit method they used for destroying doodlebugs in the air was to fly up to them get the wing of your aircraft 6" below the wing of the doodlebug which made the wing rise up and send it into an uncontrollable dive. If they have that in the game then it will have fidelity. Oh yeah and you have to do it at 340mph.
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# ? May 24, 2018 13:07 |
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Hobold posted:Reading that was insanely creepy/disturbing, and makes me feel bad just sharing the gender with some of those MGTOW/Incel idiots. Indeed. I was just thinking about how the SJW League would react if a guy wrote what Titanic wrote Not that the SJW League is haunting SA, but everyone takes offense these days, except if it's somehow OK for one person ti say something, but not others. Pisses me off.
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# ? May 24, 2018 13:47 |
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Fangrim posted:Indeed. I was just thinking about how the SJW League would react if a guy wrote what Titanic wrote Tell us more about how it's really unfair you don't get to say the N-word whenever you want.
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# ? May 24, 2018 13:52 |
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stingtwo posted:Sorry for rambling YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SON OF A BITCH! Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 14:03 on May 24, 2018 |
# ? May 24, 2018 14:01 |
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Aramoro posted:The legit method they used for destroying doodlebugs in the air was to fly up to them get the wing of your aircraft 6" below the wing of the doodlebug which made the wing rise up and send it into an uncontrollable dive. If they have that in the game then it will have fidelity. Or you could shoot them like a chav meteor and not a virgin spitfire.
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# ? May 24, 2018 14:03 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Or you could shoot them like a chav meteor and not a virgin spitfire. Pfft Meteor's barely shot down a dozen doodlebugs, unless you were meaning Mosquito's which were a lot more successful than the Spitfires and Mustangs.
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# ? May 24, 2018 14:08 |
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Fangrim posted:Indeed. I was just thinking about how the SJW League would react if a guy wrote what Titanic wrote Tell me more about this SJW League.
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# ? May 24, 2018 14:10 |
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Aramoro posted:Pfft Meteor's barely shot down a dozen doodlebugs, unless you were meaning Mosquito's which were a lot more successful than the Spitfires and Mustangs. All I'm saying is that shooting it is much cooler than tipping your wing and saluting like the broken Citizen you are! Also, I was really hoping that when they shouted "ROCKETS" it was going to be a barrage of Nebelwerfers...
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# ? May 24, 2018 14:19 |
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um flying up next to it and tipping it over is like 10,000% cooler than just shooting it. what the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Taintrunner posted:God I really loving hate this movie more and more the more I'm reminded I was forced to pay to see it in a theater The more you think about it the angrier you get - it's just like Star Citizen, really.
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# ? May 24, 2018 14:22 |
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Taintrunner posted:God I really loving hate this movie more and more the more I'm reminded I was forced to pay to see it in a theater What movie was that?
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