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delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!

MassRafTer posted:

https://twitter.com/RobbieBarstool/status/1001240950876893184

Just as a warning this song is about the allegations and people hating on him. It's bad.

I reset my router because I thought this video was buffering every few seconds, but apparently it's supposed to sound like that

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Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1001500815373123584

Vince really, really wants someone to take him up on his 1960's cartoon mouse idea.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/rainmakerXokada/status/1001481931823824896

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Neville's initial gimmick was a tiny many with a cape.

He actually was the Mighty Mouse gimmick.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

delfin posted:

I reset my router because I thought this video was buffering every few seconds, but apparently it's supposed to sound like that

Welcome to the current rap/hip hop landscape - as bad as Enzo's song is I wouldn't say it doesn't fit. For extra fun look up some Lil' Xan, Smokepurpp, Ski Mask The Slump God, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, 6ix9ine basically anyone with Lil in their name or from soundcloud and truly get a taste of how bad poo poo is.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

Endless Mike posted:

Neville's initial gimmick was a tiny many with a cape.

He actually was the Mighty Mouse gimmick.

Is Mighty Mouse the only superhero Vince knows? Because that could explain a lot, really.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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The hurricane

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
John Cena

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Yeah, Enzo's rap is if anything trying way too hard to emulate the sound that's currently popular, he just isn't actually good at rapping and it sounds like he paid a producer $10,000 for $5 of work he did in a ten year-old version of Frooty Loops.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/ryansatin/status/1001500815373123584

Vince really, really wants someone to take him up on his 1960's cartoon mouse idea.
Now Danger Mouse would be a license to print money!

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Welcome to the current rap/hip hop landscape - as bad as Enzo's song is I wouldn't say it doesn't fit. For extra fun look up some Lil' Xan, Smokepurpp, Ski Mask The Slump God, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, 6ix9ine basically anyone with Lil in their name or from soundcloud and truly get a taste of how bad poo poo is.

I didn't mind the production so much as the lyrical content. I only listened once but it came off like he was reading Mr 450's I didn't touch that girl series of tweets. Not a great look.

And Smokepurrp is like some star trek poo poo compared to his contemporaries. Like someone on the Enterprise whipped up a batch of ketamine in the replicator and spent a few hours in Compton Holodeck Program.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

Now Danger Mouse would be a license to print money!

Penfold shush.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Welcome to the current rap/hip hop landscape - as bad as Enzo's song is I wouldn't say it doesn't fit. For extra fun look up some Lil' Xan, Smokepurpp, Ski Mask The Slump God, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, 6ix9ine basically anyone with Lil in their name or from soundcloud and truly get a taste of how bad poo poo is.

dude enzo is not even close to those guys. people like yachty and uzi actually have rhythm and some clever rhymes now and then, enzo sounds even worse than a guy handing out his mixtape in the train station

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Welcome to the current rap/hip hop landscape - as bad as Enzo's song is I wouldn't say it doesn't fit. For extra fun look up some Lil' Xan, Smokepurpp, Ski Mask The Slump God, Lil Uzi Vert, Lil Yachty, Lil Pump, 6ix9ine basically anyone with Lil in their name or from soundcloud and truly get a taste of how bad poo poo is.

Are the Lil's part of a group or something? Way too many people with the same type of name for it to seem like a coincidence.

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007

Oh no!😱

Nah, its just short for Lillian. Very common first name in the rap community for some reason.

Edit: I mean, if you are named Lillian Pump, your basic job choices are rap or porn.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Low Desert Punk posted:

dude enzo is not even close to those guys. people like yachty and uzi actually have rhythm and some clever rhymes now and then, enzo sounds even worse than a guy handing out his mixtape in the train station

Yeah, Enzo is absolutely lovely Soundcloud or Train Station Mixtape dude at best. I don't like Lil Pump or his fellow Lillians, but they are miles better than this poo poo.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


sleepwalkers posted:

Yeah, Enzo is absolutely lovely Soundcloud or Train Station Mixtape dude at best. I don't like Lil Pump or his fellow Lillians, but they are miles better than this poo poo.

He is legitimately better than Lil Pump. Uzi shouldn't even be in this discussion though.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

If you think Enzo's rap sounds like anything hitting top 40 right now then you're just admitting you have no idea what popular rap sounds like right now.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

Stitches is the only rapper awful enough for Enzo to be compared to and I hope his career ends in similar fashion with him getting his rear end beat multiple times on camera.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1001542968002646016?s=19

fart blood posted:

I love how Street Fighter has been around for 30+ years and they're only up to V.

Technically each SF# is a series of games not an individual release, so

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/OneHourTees/status/1001537308737327109

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

You'd think that money and employees would get them better quality control. They've made money off of some real lovely stuff put on their stores.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Lost in that article is a recollection by Simon Grimm stating that Enzo tries to help Balor get chicks.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0529/641290/former-nxt-star-recalls-finn-balor-losing-his-patience-with-enzo/

Mob
May 7, 2002

Me reading your posts

Enzo doesn't have near enough lovely face tattoos to be a Soundcloud rapper

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

TV Zombie posted:

Lost in that article is a recollection by Simon Grimm stating that Enzo tries to help Balor get chicks.

http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2018/0529/641290/former-nxt-star-recalls-finn-balor-losing-his-patience-with-enzo/

This is like hearing that Michael Jordon had Bill Cosby telling him how to play basketball.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

frankenfreak posted:

Now Danger Mouse would be a license to print money!

Neville: And how much of that merchandise money do I get?
Vince: Oh. Crumbs.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Gumball Gumption posted:

You'd think that money and employees would get them better quality control. They've made money off of some real lovely stuff put on their stores.

It’s all print on demand so if people are dumb enough to buy it that’s their own fault

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
I love Dave Meltzer but he really has to stop responding to every smooth-brained idiot that picks a fight with him on twitter.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



fart blood posted:

I love Dave Meltzer but he really has to stop responding to every smooth-brained idiot that picks a fight with him on twitter.

That's the only reason he's on Twitter so

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Things are going well for Jerry

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1001804476397867008?s=19

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Double post so I'll make the most of it.

https://twitter.com/JerryJarrett/status/1001815321190289408?s=19

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
So this isn't really Jerry Jarrett right?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

while Jerry's gettin his racism on, big money moves are happening:

https://twitter.com/ISDub/status/1001822913190707200

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

fart blood posted:

So this isn't really Jerry Jarrett right?

If he's not he's fooled The Rock and a bunch of other people in the biz. The combination of the old person phone selfie and general craziness, plus being very faithful to Jerry's public statements gives me little doubt it is him. (The story of indie geeks practicing in the ring contradicts his diary but he told the same one in 2009ish so he's been telling that one awhile.)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

MassRafTer posted:

If he's not he's fooled The Rock and a bunch of other people in the biz. The combination of the old person phone selfie and general craziness, plus being very faithful to Jerry's public statements gives me little doubt it is him. (The story of indie geeks practicing in the ring contradicts his diary but he told the same one in 2009ish so he's been telling that one awhile.)

I'm willing to entertain that Jaboukie ginned himself up a Jerry Jarrett account after doing some research. WWE was even fooled by the Mark Calloway twitter for a few months.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

coconono posted:

I'm willing to entertain that Jaboukie ginned himself up a Jerry Jarrett account after doing some research. WWE was even fooled by the Mark Calloway twitter for a few months.

WWE is full of loving idiots, though.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

El Gallinero Gros posted:

WWE is full of loving idiots, though.

Thank god wrestling twitter isn't.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

What exactly is he referring to with the deal?

https://twitter.com/davescherer/status/1001877554876338182

The Croc
Dec 19, 2004

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!

OH YEAH!



Think its just the money about 205 mil a year for SD

they're getting 265 for raw apparently so 470 mil a year just from tv before you factor in any foreign markets.

https://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/report-wwe-getting-265-million-annually-raw-sd-deal-details-258716

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008


Apparently the Smackdown deal was made by HHH, Steph, Captain Forehead and Michelle Wilson.

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