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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Never ever get the dollar-store boob tape. There are times you save, and times you invest.

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lofi
Apr 2, 2018




http://what-the-heck-gender-am-i.tumblr.com/disordergenders

quote:


Lipsigender– A gender which, when thought about, triggers bouts of depression.

The pronoun list is more comprehensive than I'd expected, too:

quote:

cor/corpse/corpself

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

:psyduck: posted:

Pendogender– Never being satisfied with your gender no matter how well it fits due to self-doubt, causing one to compulsively search and seek out something that fits even better.

also known as the "tumblrgender"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I told you I was hard cor.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Kengender - Not a person. Your body is just a flesh vessel, for an immortal being whose name, if you heard it, would make you lose your mind.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


lofi posted:

http://what-the-heck-gender-am-i.tumblr.com/disordergenders


The pronoun list is more comprehensive than I'd expected, too:

I'm a little disappointed because you failed to find the weirdest post on this blog

quote:

Trying to censor me and this blog is what is wrong with the world. Trying to censor anything is taking away people’s fundamental right to learn all they can about a subject or event.

Oh, and guess what? Since you’re all so fond of jumping to conclusions:

National socialists are not racist.

Most people who you’re calling nazis are trolls trying to fight the extreme left.

WWII didn’t happen like American propaganda leads us to think

9/11 was an inside job

You actually can be racist towards white people.

Antifa was trying to KILL that guy who ran over people in Charlottesville. They were literally attacking him, chaced him into his car, and tried to break in. He did what he did out of SELF DEFENCE WHOS THE loving NAZI NOW BITCH!!!!

I’m done. I am not the reason trans and non binary people make no progress. It’s cunts like you who tell people what to think, call everyone who doesn’t agree with YOUR stance bigots and special snowflakes.

Believe it or not, the only way there will ever be any kind of peace and equality is if people can loving get along with people they disagree with.

Freedom of speach means everyone has a right to say and think whatever the gently caress they want.

Racists have a right to be pieces of poo poo.

Christians have a right to disagree with LGBT morals.

LGBT have a right to love who they love.

Homophobes have a right to be homophobic.

You don’t like what I’ve had to say, then SHOVE IT UP YOUR rear end!!!

I am DONE. But guess what? I WILL NOT TAKE THIS BLOG DOWN.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Ok don’t take the blog down.

Lordshmee
Nov 23, 2007

I hate you, Milkman Dan

Solice Kirsk posted:

You just gotta get out there man.



Welp. Out of countless vile iterations of this thread that I have lurked over the years, this image has well and truly broken me. Insert that dude with the flabbergasted failed attempt at rebuttal here, because I am dead and cannot do it myself. This image... this image.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Lordshmee posted:

Welp. Out of countless vile iterations of this thread that I have lurked over the years, this image has well and truly broken me. Insert that dude with the flabbergasted failed attempt at rebuttal here, because I am dead and cannot do it myself. This image... this image.

Best part is the hotdog isn't cooked

Ratzap
Jun 9, 2012

Let no pie go wasted
Soiled Meat

im pooping! posted:

here some videos:

:nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_on9GWnoc hosed up teeth getting scaled to porno music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=altBc7fEChQ hosed up teeth getting scaled to ??? music

Those were ok but how could you miss the ear wax ones that were filling up the suggestions pane? Like this one

:nms: of course but also rather satisfying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmk4D1QXZg4

edit: yes from somewhat far back but I missed the ressurection of this thread.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Best part is the hotdog isn't cooked

I would love to know the origin of that picture because I feel like the first time I saw it was like 10 years ago. It's the most basic example of a photo making you take a double take because first glance it looks fine but then your brain processes the toothpaste, THEN processes that the hotdog is uncooked.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Best part is the hotdog isn't cooked

Obviously they were just about to toss the whole sandwich in the microwave.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I always microwave my toothpaste, not doing so is unhygienic.

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Pasketti posted:

Yeah that would be a neat look if her tits could just get on the same page

You can't keep two Infinity Stones that close together?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Panfilo posted:

Obviously they were just about to toss the whole sandwich in the microwave.

:bisonyes:

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

of course you cant cook it otherwise you couldnt help yourself

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




I was just going to make it into a smoothie, much healthier.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



You monster. I can taste it in my mouth.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
Some of you may have seen this before, but it's the only self-made content I have.

#blood #gore #nws



+



=



Here are some closeups with a better cam - be warned - they show the inside of a goon who ate tons of popcorn:
https://imgur.com/a/ZlxfnhC

Thanks for opening a new AUG thread!

Edited according to rules.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

RabbitWizard has a new favorite as of 14:58 on May 31, 2018

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

AlbieQuirky posted:

Never ever get the dollar-store boob tape. There are times you save, and times you invest.

i googled boob tape and its real :vince:

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
how the gently caress do you think those gravity defying dresses with no bras supporting the chesticles 1) stay up and 2) make the boobs look so good? Fashion tape AKA lingerie tape AKA tit tape

so knowing this, trump taping his own clothes makes a lot more sense (spent a lot of time around beauty queens). but for some reason he uses loving scotch tape like a scrub.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Administrative note: There's to be no more than five images embedded into a single post, no NSW images under a spoiler tag. For clarification, if you want to bundle more than five related images into a single post, you can do so, but the images must be under a link, and they have to be related.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cephalectomy posted:

Its funny because his suicide note was a tirade about his friends and family taking gender studies classes lmao

Was it hand written

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq66ZbutU38

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused

Is there context to this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Looks like things are gettin' too spicy for the pepper!

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


AUG: I just want to start a fire in my rear end

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011


This is incredibly upsetting.

E: Like, how he drank it down like icewater is very unsettling. No choking or coughing. He even tilted it twice to make sure he got it all. I'm going to be perturbed for a little while.

DicktheCat has a new favorite as of 01:54 on May 31, 2018

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Next time he takes a poo poo, it'll resemble an upside down picture of a burning oil well.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
You're all ignoring the distinct possibility that this AUG elemental filled that bottle with something else and glued the seal back on

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Thematically, this video is very similar to the one where a baby valiantly attempts to consume an entire onion like an apple, but it gives off the exact opposite energy. Bravo

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

But Tabasco is only mildly spicy.

Like the worst part of that would be the freight train of vinegar flavor slamming down your throat.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
That kid(?) got gilded 40 times last I saw for drinking a cup of slightly spiced vinegar. That's $200 people dumped into reddit because of a toxx, what a dumb site

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
tabasco is aggressive vinegar

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

Edit: nvm, probably better in the schadenfreude thread.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica
Muldoon

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

You're all ignoring the distinct possibility that this AUG elemental filled that bottle with something else and glued the seal back on

Tabasco does not pour like that.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Jeffrey Dahmer posted:

Tabasco does not pour like that.

It does when you take the little regulator off.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




I love how everyone's focused on the least AUG part of the video in self-defence.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

lofi posted:

I love how everyone's focused on the least AUG part of the video in self-defence.

Because Bethesda's Fallouts suck?

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