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So The Ringer put out this article last night asserting that Bryan Colangelo has been secretly tweeting demeaning stuff about the Sixers, and all hell is breaking loose in our favorite league, the National Basketball Association. Our favorite player, Joel Hans Embiid, took to Twitter: https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1001655821913284610 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1001659466478219264 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1001670822526844928 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1001677048744742912 https://twitter.com/JoelEmbiid/status/1001694241507217409 For now Joel is playing it safe, but there are strong indications that it's one of Bryan or Jerry, if not both! It was dug up that the phone number used for 3/5 of the fake accounts ends in -91: https://twitter.com/OhWowHmm/status/1001672894668255233 (Another of the accounts that ends in -75 and never tweeted was confirmed to be Bryan Colangelo's) Meanwhile, Brett Brown has been extended for three more years, and Benjamin Simmons is reportedly dating Kendall Jenner. What will happen next? Find out in the next episode of The NBA! triple sulk fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 30, 2018 |
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this poo poo is crazy
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May 30, 2018 18:57
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NickRoweFillea posted:this poo poo is crazy it's so hot in here
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May 30, 2018 18:57
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https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1001666382335889408 https://twitter.com/dmorey/status/1001668352480305152
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May 30, 2018 18:58
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I hope Jerry is trying to let his own son take the fall on his tweets. That would be the cherry here.
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May 30, 2018 19:01
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What if it's not a person behind the tweets... but The Process come to life and making them 
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May 30, 2018 19:01
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Everything about this is wonderful and is win-win regardless of actual outcome for us. I'm rooting for the underdog Hinkie using AI to make believable burners.
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May 30, 2018 19:02
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Lmao cyber dust
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May 30, 2018 19:02
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imagine if this prevents the Sixers from getting in the room with LeBron i'd laugh and then i'd cry
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I comedy voted Joel as a power play to get his dad Hinkie back, but I'm leaning towards Jerry at the moment
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Carlosologist posted:imagine if this prevents the Sixers from getting in the room with LeBron Otoh it seems like this would be a perfect place for Durant
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Carlosologist posted:imagine if this prevents the Sixers from getting in the room with LeBron I doubt it would, or else if it did affect stuff they'd just fire BC regardless.
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straight up brolic posted:Lmao cyber dust I giggle literally every single time it comes up I can't believe he actually put "cyber" in the name.
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iospace posted:What if it's not a person behind the tweets... Lmao that's some Eye of Sauron level poo poo
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May 30, 2018 19:21
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If this doesn't end with Sam Hinkie being the anonymous source then there is no God
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May 30, 2018 19:30
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euphronius posted:Otoh it seems like this would be a perfect place for Durant "Get me Bryan Collangelo on the phone. He sounds like a down to earth, real dude, just like me. I like that guy."
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May 30, 2018 19:30
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Is this why Fultz forgot how to shoot?
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May 30, 2018 19:31
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seiferguy posted:Is this why Fultz forgot how to shoot? nah his mentor hosed his shot and his mother last summer according to Jerry/Bryan's burner anyways
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May 30, 2018 19:41
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He forgot how to shoot because his uncle was training him and made him sit in chairs and lay down on the floor and shoot according to bryan collangelos burner accounts lmao
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May 30, 2018 19:42
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guillotine.
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May 30, 2018 19:49
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Ramadu posted:He forgot how to shoot because his uncle was training him and made him sit in chairs and lay down on the floor and shoot Apparently this guy helped raise Fultz, screwed up his shot against the team's wishes and Fultz basically had to cut him out of his life. It's basically the only story that fits with everything that was seen and explains why no one was willing to divulge any information or even a cover story. And it was broken by a Colangelo burner twitter used to defend collar size.
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May 30, 2018 19:58
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Where does him banging Fultz’s Mom come into it?
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May 30, 2018 20:05
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Eric Jr is 100% Jerry The non-tweeting one is Bryan That leaves 3 others. Colangleo tag-team burner accounts
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Delonte West sending those tweets while he's doing lebron's mom
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NotWearingPants posted:guillotine. "Shoot it, you loving midget"
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MazelTovCocktail posted:Where does him banging Fultz’s Mom come into it? 
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The best alternate Earth scenario.
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Where do I sign up
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i see the nba is having a very normal one online
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May 30, 2018 21:15
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grapesmoker posted:i see the nba is having a very normal one online so is the us government: https://twitter.com/RepBrendanBoyle/status/1001900735968239617
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May 30, 2018 21:41
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probably time to resign when you're getting political burns from the house rep from pennsylvania district 69
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It gets better. One of the accounts may be Colangelo's wife. https://twitter.com/kevtaddei/status/1001934430062116867?s=19 Redgrendel2001 fucked around with this message at 23:57 on May 30, 2018 |
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May 30, 2018 23:55
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chunkles posted:probably time to resign when you're getting political burns from the house rep from pennsylvania district 69 nice
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May 30, 2018 23:55
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Redgrendel2001 posted:It gets better. One of the accounts may be Colangelo's wife. It was all the colangelos, just like the Sam Hinkie video game on the ringer. Too many colangelos like whack a mole
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May 30, 2018 23:57
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Colangelo is just following a Philadelphia tradition of a GM taking their previous regime's core and wrecking it. But I have to say this is head and shoulders above anything Ruben Amaro did.
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May 31, 2018 00:01
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There hasn’t been any irreversible harm yet
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I take it all back, this timeline is home
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euphronius posted:There hasn’t been any irreversible harm yet theres been no new dunk videos from joels streetball adventure
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Redgrendel2001 posted:It gets better. One of the accounts may be Colangelo's wife. https://twitter.com/kevtaddei/status/1001948622437666821 The collar tweets were a clue!
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