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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Zaphod42 posted:

Apparently MTV did a whole show of terrible tattoos?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJeJoRzIC6A :nws:

Everything in this video is awful

E: even worse https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI5z5817eyM somewhat nsfw

Oh yeah, that's the good poo poo. Hook it straight to my veins please.

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Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
I don't begin to understand the girl crying about the gorilla on her leg. That's like, actually legit cool. And everybody else got terrible, horrible, awful tattoos. You loving won, and you're crying?

They're probably playing it up for the camera.

Some of those are legit horrid though for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPyC3OetOYA

She's crying she got the gorilla and meanwhile she got her friend a SLUT branding. Maybe she's crying in shame that she screwed her friend over and her friend was actually pretty nice in return?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I thought Taco Bell was the brand that believes in living mas

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Pastry of the Year posted:

I thought Taco Bell was the brand that believes in living mas

True, but McDonald's brand is about living mass :v:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

MUHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRAAAAWWWWWW

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lmao I didn't understand what was up with this until that post got quoted and I saw the thumbnail. :stare:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Scratch Monkey posted:

MUHHHHAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRAAAAWWWWWW

I love this awful tattoo, even though I feel kinda bad for the person who has it. The stupid tiger has a hilarious voice in my head. Like Owen Wilson trying to do an impression of Jerry Springer or something.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Bored posted:

I love this awful tattoo, even though I feel kinda bad for the person who has it. The stupid tiger has a hilarious voice in my head. Like Owen Wilson trying to do an impression of Jerry Springer or something.

How about Roseanne Barr trying to imitate the sound of a tigress in heat?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That tiger looks like a grouper fish that got his nose bit off in a recent National Geographic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'd call that the perfect tattoo because it's subject answers all questions one might have about both the recipient and the artist.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


whypick1 posted:

I'd call that the perfect tattoo because it's subject answers all questions one might have about both the recipient and the artist.

It's too perfectly awful.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Zaphod42 posted:

I don't begin to understand the girl crying about the gorilla on her leg. That's like, actually legit cool. And everybody else got terrible, horrible, awful tattoos. You loving won, and you're crying?

They're probably playing it up for the camera.

Some of those are legit horrid though for real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPyC3OetOYA

She's crying she got the gorilla and meanwhile she got her friend a SLUT branding. Maybe she's crying in shame that she screwed her friend over and her friend was actually pretty nice in return?

The gorilla thing is a joke about her pubes being overgrown

these two go on the show again and SLUT girl wusses out, but not before giving gorilla girl a 2nd gorilla lol

i've watched this whole show and can't wait for more, even if i hate how cheesy the hosts are and i start yelling at the screen to just show the drat thing (the reveals are real drawn-out)

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
The reveals take so god drat long. All while Steven Bear tries to troll people, usually with words, but mostly with bandanas. Until he flipped out filming the last episode and got flung off the show, (no one wanted to work with him).

It's a weird fuckin show, MTV UK is carcrash tv

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Idgi is the show just “let your friends give you bad tattoos?”

Count Uvula
Dec 20, 2011

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Scratch Monkey posted:

Idgi is the show just “let your friends give you bad tattoos?”

Yes. You get to give the other person whatever tattoo you want but given the frequently atrocious results I'm guessing there's a lot of pressure behind the scenes to be a petty rear end in a top hat towards your friend/significant other/whatever.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.


Look at the video title

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I like to think the ink was made of hair somehow.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
gently caress that guy for not calling it a tattoupee

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Not what I expected when I went into the shop and asked for "plugs". Very cross.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Scratch Monkey posted:

gently caress that guy for not calling it a tattoupee

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.
If you are going to get a regrettable tattoo, getting it somewhere where it is easily covered by hair seems like the best plan.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I think it’s possible he doesn’t have all of his hair.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003


I thought this was a 9/11 tattoo at first.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Zaphod42 posted:



Look at the video title

The last tattoo I got, in March, was done by a guy who told me he doesn’t do many art tattoos, any more, because he’s got a booming business tattooing hair onto balding men.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Drink and Fight posted:

I thought this was a 9/11 tattoo at first.

"Crash" polka

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

I'm probably remembering wrong, but I'm pretty sure those McDonald's logos are the achievement flair they give out for poo poo like time worked there, employee of the shift or whatever. I could swear that McD does that.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

CommonShore posted:

No way. This fukken owns. It just needs some colour and the right caption, or perhaps the tiger needs to be skateboarding on a slice of pizza that is also a skateboard.

e. I just noticed that it's a whole back tattoo. That's probably a bit much. Maybe if it was 1/5 the size and adjusted accordingly.

Check out #suckypanther on instagram for rad vesions of that lovely panther tattoo

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/suckypanther/

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Check out #suckypanther on instagram for rad vesions of that lovely panther tattoo

https://www.instagram.com/explore/tags/suckypanther/

Some of these are genuinely good, but it hurts my brain to think that someone ironically got a lovely tattoo that is...also lovely.

ricketyvickyt
Sep 9, 2010
From a Facebook thread about how painful foot tattoos are...


What a waste of a foot

Edit:
On a separate note...
One woman has commented the following:
10 for me...my foot accidentally slipped a few times into his balls it hurt that much (btw he had my foot resting on his leg whilst he did it)

Surely any respectable, working from a shop artist wouldn’t have the clients foot resting on their leg while they are working on it? It seems unsanitary.

ricketyvickyt has a new favorite as of 18:37 on Jun 4, 2018

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...

ricketyvickyt posted:

...
Surely any respectable, working from a shop artist wouldn’t have the clients foot resting on their leg while they are working on it? It seems unsanitary.

Like shoeing a horse perhaps?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Foot tats are ugly

I have never seen a good one

(jokes on the bottom excepted)

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The Bloop posted:

Foot tats are ugly

I have never seen a good one

(jokes on the bottom excepted)



:colbert:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Shame he's going to lose his right foot to Boneitis in the near future.

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008





Fffffffffuck that's amazing.

whypick1 posted:

Shame he's going to lose his right foot to Boneitis in the near future.

:pusheen:

marjorie
May 4, 2014


Awesome. Awesome to the max!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


OK, got it?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Obviously didn't care about completely committing to the concept :colbert:

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Fools Infinite
Mar 21, 2006
Journeyman
Could have easily done an awl.

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