Dark_Swordmaster posted:

It's like a murder mystery but about jizz.

Whodunnit?

The MSJ posted:

I thought this was a Star Wars thread for a moment there. A Star Wars murder mystery can be a noir story and that includes plenty of jizz music.

OutOfPrint posted:

Hey you! Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a serial killer? Well, good news! https://store.steampowered.com/app/848650/Torture_Chamber/

In most games, you need to settle for being a mere spree killer. Finally, a relaxing game about being a process killer!

Looking for that to bring it up here, I counted 79 items released on Steam 5/29 by 2:20pm EST.

Rectus posted:

https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680

Looks like Valve finally banned the Active Shooter dev.

jonsicoli posted:

Lookin forward to the meltdown in 2 days

The Joe Man posted:

Someone page Freak Futanari ASAP: https://store.steampowered.com/app/790410/Futanari_Quest/

DisDisDis posted:

well,

how good are the rpg mechanics

Rectus posted:

https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680

Looks like Valve finally banned the Active Shooter dev.

FoolyCharged posted:

So we now know what it takes to make valve pretend they curate the store: being yelled at on national news.

Rectus posted:

https://twitter.com/RobotBrush/status/1001592220783431680

Looks like Valve finally banned the Active Shooter dev.

The MSJ posted:

A remake of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0aQsYsAdQE

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

This is the second or third boot he's gotten. Apparently this is the same dude behind BCInteractive.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSOKJGJ1tck

double nine posted:

imagine a boot, stamping down on a racist rear end in a top hat, forever.

lets hang out posted:

Oh drat he'll have to come up with a new name and give valve another $100 to get his next game on steam

CommissarMega posted:

Just watch perfect runs and read the non-h doujs. It's not like Touhou has SUPER STRICT CANON DO NOT DEVIATE kind of stuff.

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ABOUT THIS GAME
Triggering Simulator is a very short first-person shooter with poor level design, terrible gameplay, awful optimization and broken AI. A trash-tier game from hardcore asset flippers known as BunchOD00dz that simulates triggering people just by existing. If you're a crybaby desperately looking for an excuse to complain, you've come to the right place. Enjoy the mindblowing experience this abomination has to offer!

Do you get easily triggered by garbage games that can hardly be seen unless specifically looked for? Are you a mediocre at best developer who loves to blame his failure on others? Is your money earned by making videos showcasing trash games instead of promoting decent ones? Do you enjoy collecting every single game that exists even though you may never play them ever? Or maybe you're just a crybaby who is desperately looking for an excuse to complain.

It doesn't matter, you are all our precious ca$h cows. We have another trash-tier barely functional product to sell, called Triggering Simulator. And as you may have guessed, people might get triggered just by its mere existence! We simply could not care any less, we're not here to make a point, we're here to make EZ money. As long as people keep buying, we keep selling. GL HF!

Features:
- Very short
- Terrible gameplay
- First-person shooter
- Tons of bugs and glitches
- Constant crashes and freezes
- Cobbled together in a couple of minutes

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

LAST WE SPOKE
The last major update to Guardians of Orion was in December 2016. I wanted to go into that a bit and then more importantly talk about the future of the game, including a brand new update dropping this year.

After we had made it to the Official Release (GOO Version 2.0) a few of us had parted ways. It was a strenuous and intense development and in the end I think everyone needed some time away to recollect.

During this time me and Frankie formed a new focus group called DANKIE which we are working on migrating everything towards. For future products this will allow development to be more internal/localized and focus on new technologies and frameworks. In addition to this we’ve also had a lot of former talent from both SPIRAL and TREK come aboard to assist us on current and upcoming productions, acting as a reunion of sorts.

To celebrate development starting back up for Guardians of Orion we wanted to discuss a bit more about our first attempt (Phase 1), what we learned and where we hope everything is headed from here on.

SOME PROBLEMS
There were some problems with Guardians of Orion development Phase 1 due to my Hiring, Design, Political and Communication aspects. Other issues had compounded from these problems.

CROWDFUNDING
The communication problem stems from using models or platforms such as: Indie, Crowdfunding and Early Access where you need to talk about a games direction, future/possible content and more. There were a variety of these types of discussions all over Social Media, Kickstarters and on Steam Updates.

While this is usually (mostly) fine as either the project is successfully funded and fans hold them accountable based on funds received/stretch goals hit OR the project fails to fund and typically vanishes out to never be heard from again.

HONOR
We made the "interesting" choice of continuing to fund the game regardless, going so far as to even reward the pledges we had never received on Kickstarter to thank those that came out.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/orionprelude/guardians-of-orion/posts/1395367

We believed in this game and so we continued the development and released in December 2015 followed by a full year of massive and free updates to all owners. You can see what was added during that entire year of progress (2015-2016) as well as things we still have hopes of adding:
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/orionprelude/orion-sci-fi-open-galaxy-mmorpg-shooter


REALITY
Unfortunately the support never came and this was mixed with other significant issues involving some poor hiring choices I had made and some bad feature/tech integration that ended up with extreme consequences on the player-experience side of things.

While I understand frustrations by GOO fans as they were systems we very much wanted in place, it unfortunately doesn't change the fact or nature of these systems or the overall product performance of Guardians of Orion from the very start. It was never self-sustaining, all crowdfunding events had failed (2014, 2015, 2016) and this is something we openly and candidly talked about since October 2015, before the game was even on sale. We continued to cover this during the first year of updates.

[ Trek Industries, Facebook, October 15, 2015 ]
"Guardians of Orion will release no matter what. I've funded the Early Access version (2015) as well as much of the immediate post-release content, including: some weapons, more guardians, new creatures/dinosaurs, more maps and more. We hope the game will sell reasonably well and will of course then use the profits received to grow the game to where we want it to be as well as begin funding some of our next (massive) projects."

PROUD
While a ton of content that we wanted to develop was never able to make it in we are still extremely proud of Guardians of Orion as a consumer product for as low as $1. There are dozens to even hundreds of hours of great friend-based gameplay and it was only ever difficult from a production or development standpoint due to how much we invested and wanted to do.

CLOSURE (PHASE 1)
We've given closure to fans of Guardians of Orion 1 but to be honest I have always been personally hopeful that GOO could receive another update from a variety of reasons, ie becomes self-sustaining, lowered server costs, increased sales/support or another one of our products becoming profitable to the point that we could do it regardless.

THE RIGHT DESIGN (2017+)
Over time we have constantly worked on designs for a GOO1 update and it was simply a matter of finding the right design. We are very pleased to state that we have found a design that we are happy with.

GOO 2018 UPDATE (“PHASE 2”)
VERSION 2.1 is officially announced and in development, scheduled for Summer 2018. We will continue to keep you updated as things progress.
(there's a lot more but honestly just quit here because it will never exist)

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Sininu posted:

yikes

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

corn in the bible posted:

Touhou is too easy to be interesting. It's passé.

END ME SCOOB posted:

ORION: Dino Horde

AIDS Simulator posted:

Features:
- Asset Flip
- Very short
- NO NUDITY
- Poor performance
- First-person shooter
- Zero effort cash grab

Gynovore posted:

This is almost surreal.

Sininu posted:

In my discovery queue today:

https://store.steampowered.com/app/875280/AIDS_Simulator/

couple other quality titles from same "dev"


https://store.steampowered.com/app/705600/ISIS_Simulator/


https://store.steampowered.com/app/862620/Triggering_Simulator/

Dark_Swordmaster posted:

Lumpy the Cook posted:

I feel like these were made specifically to mock Valve