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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

Should cheeseburgers just have cheese and no meat, then? If we can have cheese pizzas with no toppings and cheese sandwiches.

I don’t think you understand how this works. It’s his arbitrary preferences which matter.


sweet geek swag posted:

Cheeseburger is a verbal short cut for Hamburger with cheese. That man is not only stupid, he's just wrong.

That’s exactly what he’s saying. He’s angry about the words going in the other direction. He’s stupid and wrong, but not for that reason.

Imagine living a life so wonderful and without hardship that this even registers on your mental radar, much less having such a dearth of real challenges in your life that you can afford to be this angry about a slice of cheese on your hamburger.

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Sir, this is a McDonald's driv-oh wait, you're in the right place.

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Is it just me or is this phrased kinda strangely...?



Okay apparently the imgur app doesn't let you get a forums friendly link anymore? https://m.imgur.com/ypGc5Jz

jojoinnit has a new favorite as of 01:45 on May 31, 2018

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
The whole argument is basically the non-racist version of “Why do I have to press 1 for English?! I was inconvenienced for 5 seconds!” Plus fast food workers are so used to people freaking out on them for tiny mistakes that there’s no way they’re not going to make sure. When I used to work for what was essentially a Starbucks there were so many people who would smuggly order a very specific drink and then be appalled because they know the word cappuccino but didn’t actually know what it was. Although I guess that’s all food or drink based businesses.

Makes me think of a goon on here who waited at a restaurant that served beef carpaccio and a woman ordered it, and he gently just tried to explain what it was and she snipped at him that she did. So he serves it and she freaks out on him and went “this is totally raw!! You expect me to eat this?!”

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Journalists followed the thread and his career unraveled.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

Journalists followed the thread and his career unraveled.

I forget, was his source a Berber or a Persian?

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
He just wanted to shoot Tabriz. Don't kilim.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004


I thought it was nanomachines?

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



jojoinnit posted:

code:
//i.imgur.com/ypGc5Jz_d.jpg
Okay apparently the imgur app doesn't let you get a forums friendly link anymore?
It just appends "_d". Delete those two characters in the future, and you've got a regular image link.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Police: Woman named Crystal Methvin busted with crystal meth

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Anyone can see a monkey. The question is, did she shock it.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Anyone can see a monkey. The question is, did she spank it.

ftfy

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Nominative determinism at its most heartbreaking

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Splicer posted:

Nominative determinism at its most heartbreaking

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Trump’s Loudest Anti-Muslim Twitter Troll Is A Shady Vegan Married To An (Ousted) WWE Exec
Man swims to Budweiser Stage after getting kicked out of Slayer concert

Splicer posted:

Nominative determinism at its most heartbreaking

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan/status/1002335902092234752


Ho Lee Fuk, There's Sum Ting Wong With KTVU's Coverage of the Asiana Crash

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://twitter.com/Music2000/status/1002339705172750337

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/CBSDenver/status/1002234079318691840

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is this a dumb/smart rear end joke?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Pounded in the Butt Brain by My Brain's Butt, by Chuck Tingle, can't be far behind.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Pounded in the Butt Brain by My Brain's Butt, by Chuck Tingle, can't be far behind.

Ouroboros of butt banging.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Zil posted:

Ouroboros of butt banging.

Cerebral Buttsex

Edit:

https://twitter.com/ABC7Jory/status/1002768235974914054

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 05:39 on Jun 2, 2018

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
They were cops.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Everyone needs brain stimulation, and by brain stimulation I mean butt sex.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gently caress the police

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Krankenstyle posted:

gently caress the police

They don't deserve any lovin'

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013


is this the new Atlantic OP editor?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

KTS
Jun 22, 2004

I wax my rocket every day!
My wife isn't impressed about my new method for paying off the mortgage

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
New crayfish that doesn't need males to mate becomes all-powerful

Off-duty FBI agent doing backflip in a bar shoots man in the leg

The MSJ
May 17, 2010


Them crawmommies even turn asari blue in captivity.

And that FBI agent probably wished he saved that trick for when he's cornered by terrorists or something.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

I appreciate the BBC's classy and tasteful form of journalism.



"Down's."

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

"first"

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/IOL/status/1002472792678420480?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

The MSJ posted:


And that FBI agent probably wished he saved that trick for when he's cornered by Ronan the Accuser or something.

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I appreciate the BBC's classy and tasteful form of journalism.



"Down's."

Down's is a common way of referring to it, since it was discovered by Dr. Down. Just like Alzheimer's

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