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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

NorgLyle posted:

I swear there was an old Parking Lot Is Full strip with this exact joke.

For some reason it reminded me of the PLiF about



which is a much more cutting observation than the "consumerism amirite?" it appears to be at first glance, and the punchline is good because it is a recipe for you brain to surprise you with the actual punchline, so every reader imagines a different hosed up scenario involving someone firing a gun while cumming wildly, appropriate to their personal level of tastelessness.

So I suppose it's really the exact opposite of the other one.

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NorgLyle
Sep 20, 2002

Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Calaveron posted:

It's the one where all the words in every language are replaced with like, the word pineapple or something
Yes, that's the one. Chicken.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



Wtf I want to eat elephant

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Old dead man about to have a lot of animal hugs

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



wanna hug that trout

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also its pretty weird that pbf considers the japanese to be animals

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krinkle posted:

What the gently caress is that bowtie even attached to like
are its lapels sewn to the collars of his flannel shirt?

Here's an earlier strip from the series where you can see how the whole shirt/tie scenario is being played out

shelley posted:

They also posted this:


Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Krankenstyle posted:

also its pretty weird that pbf considers the japanese to be animals

:golfclap:

Pieces of Peace
Jul 8, 2006
Hazardous in small doses.

Krinkle posted:

He didn't button up his collar and you can clearly see there's no band going through the collar, because if there was, it would cinch up that wide open collar. The only thing it could be attached to is the bows are stapled to the tips of his collars.

Also can I just say it's loving chef-kissing-his-fingers good to see an ace who gets fear sweats at the thought of accidentally tripping in public and falling in a vagina, the thought he could ever, ever, ever have sex purples his rear end up, but who still is all hosed up with toxic masculinity and has to call someone else a soyboy for inviting him to a gym. Mwah.

:ssh: That’s because it’s an incel-mocking shop of the original.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Bowties are never good. Everyone wearing one look like complete dipshits.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

So he ate that dude?

Puseklepp
Jan 9, 2011

like watching the most beautiful ballerina on the best stage

Croatoan posted:

So he ate that dude?

No he went to war against the animal kingdom.

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
yeah it specifically says lives eaten and not lives taken. so he ate everything in that comic.

even the angel.

even himself

also the floating words

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Where are all the souls of the vegetables and other plants?

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

Zil posted:

Where are all the souls of the vegetables and other plants?

he ate the souls

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
That's where the vitamins are.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

AlbieQuirky posted:

That's where the vitamins are.

Precious heavenly fluids.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH
The flyswatter on the sidetable is a nice touch.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Barry Bluejeans posted:

The flyswatter on the sidetable is a nice touch.

I just noticed that swarm in the background! :aaaaa:

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Shai-Hulud
Jul 10, 2008

But it feels so right!
Lipstick Apathy
Remember how funny that comic was in 2016? How far we have come...

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
I didn’t think it was funny then, but I agree it’s way less funny now. :(

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Zil posted:

Where are all the souls of the vegetables and other plants?

A Vegan would tell you plants have no souls

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Libluini posted:

A Vegan would tell you plants have no souls
That's just what they tell themselves to feel better.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


When I was an edgy teen I asked a vegan who came to my philosophy class where he would stand on a triffid. He said he honestly wasn't sure and then went on to talk about how he was banned from Canada for breaking into a monk farm and letting out all the mink.

That's my cool story

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Releasing mink from a mink farm results in lots of dead mink, as well as a bunch of dead birds and rabbits and mice. Great way to protect the animals, Skipper.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Releasing mink from a mink farm results in lots of dead mink, as well as a bunch of dead birds and rabbits and mice. Great way to protect the animals, Skipper.

The mink farm results in all the dead mink, setting them loose results in some to most dead mink by natural causes. Obviously it's not a good solution, but it's clearly the lesser of two evils, even when considering the environmental impact of setting a bunch of mink loose in an ecosystem that is not prepared for them. I don't know any vegetarians or vegans outside of internet strawmen who are ethically against animals killing other animals to survive. I can understand why they made that choice.

I try not to get involved with these arguments online because they're never productive, but do we really need to defend fur farming?

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
It would be unlikely for Trump's face to be on the dollar bill for a long time. It might take centuries.

Thus the disaster that has overtaken the world is not related to Trump.

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Grand Prize Winner posted:

Do you call people who only gently caress sheep cymrusexuals?

Welsh joke, nice.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Edit: nm

In penance:



Love to read yet another "ranting at players" screed at TYoOL 2018.

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 2, 2018

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

For the love of god please stop posting that stupid ace comic. The author is into consensual vore and I can't stop remembering that every time I see that stupid loving face.

Also the hair color is the vore pride flag colors. gently caress everything.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

It would be unlikely for Trump's face to be on the dollar bill for a long time. It might take centuries.

Thus the disaster that has overtaken the world is not related to Trump.

Yeah, it's not like Trump is the kind of egomaniac who'd order his face be put on all money.

Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

It would be unlikely for Trump's face to be on the dollar bill for a long time. It might take centuries.

Thus the disaster that has overtaken the world is not related to Trump.

"Heh, at least Trump's presidency won't be boring and I can just sit back and laugh" I say to my Indian-American neighbor as he and his family are loaded into vans to be sent to the camps. "It's all good though, I'm white."

Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

value-brand cereal posted:

the vore pride flag

excuse me

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Absurd Alhazred posted:

Edit: nm

In penance:



Love to read yet another "ranting at players" screed at TYoOL 2018.

I'm the guy who's nose goes all the way up their forehead.

Slimy Hog
Apr 22, 2008

value-brand cereal posted:

For the love of god please stop posting that stupid ace comic. The author is into consensual vore and I can't stop remembering that every time I see that stupid loving face.

Also the hair color is the vore pride flag colors. gently caress everything.
You sure do have strong feelings about this lovely comic.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Post more of the lovely Intel core comic, imo.

E: meant to say "incel vore", drat new phone hasn't learned my vocabulary yet

Grand Prize Winner has a new favorite as of 00:42 on Jun 3, 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:yikes:

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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I would def eat animals if I got to hang out with them all in a huge zoo when I died

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