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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Jeb Bush tweeted a pic of his personalized handgun during the campaign to butch up his public image and identify with Real Americans. It is a Belgian pistol.

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WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
just jeb bush, generally

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



jeb is a mess

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

just jeb bush, generally

before 2016 there were elections Jeb Bush won

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXN2QC3KhKo

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

7-22-03

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5hEyTjsrbs

The entire episode is savage

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011

just lol that the usa is still on a vision quest to kill all iranians because they deposed the shah

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Krankenstyle posted:

jeb is a mess

Jeb! spent $160 million dollars to win 3 delegates at the RNC. This factoid will forever keep me happy in the depths of my cold, clogged heart.

Jeb! is a WASTE

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Wrenever posted:

Fox news hadn't quite figured out the internet yet so they put giant ipads into the background



https://www.theverge.com/2013/10/7/4812630/fox-news-shepard-smith-news-deck
Jesus, lay off the fake tan, Shep! :gonk:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



frankenfreak posted:

Jesus, lay off the fake tan, Shep! :gonk:

something something about hopefuls affecting the afflictions of their "betters" to gain their favor

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Tiler Kiwi posted:

just lol that the usa is still on a vision quest to kill all iranians because they deposed the shah

The CIA don't forget, son

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB7fOuuWIzc&t=157s

:newt::newt::newt:

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


"It is about our troops, it is about our troops. How can you support the troops if you won't pay taxes?" - Tim Kaine in the VP debate

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Tiler Kiwi posted:

just lol that the usa is still on a vision quest to kill all iranians because they deposed the shah

that was nothing compared to nationalizing the western oil company assets

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


A Handed Missus posted:

"It is about our troops, it is about our troops. How can you support the troops if you won't pay taxes?" - Tim Kaine in the VP debate

"yeah buddy i sure do love paying my taxes" -totally average american

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
bqhatevwr

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ergUvI_Ek&t=11s

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
seems about right for the girl on the right but the left is clearly lying

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




:3:

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDwwAaVmnf4&t=16s

i still have no idea what the gently caress he was thinking

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/1003362961451356160
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/891427730478202881
https://twitter.com/wyatt_privilege/status/891429606930120704

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
do y'all remember hanging chads

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Low Desert Punk posted:

do y'all remember hanging chads

i lived in florida during the 2000 election, i remember kathleen harris and butterfly ballots and loving Pat Buchanan votes, the whole lot of it

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Low Desert Punk posted:

do y'all remember hanging chads

I remember people selling "how's your chad hanging?" t shirts and a hearty laugh was had by all

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!

Lmao reminds me of this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3r51QI4Ctw

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Like most of his lines, Donald Trump says his nicknames for former and current GOP rivals Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.) and Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) just came to him. "Let me start with Little Marco," the Republican presidential frontrunner said in an interview with New York published Monday. "He just looked like Little Marco to me. And it's not Little. It's Liddle. L-I-D-D-L-E."

Cruz's nickname, Trump explains, also has a particular pronunciation. "And it’s not L-Y-I-N-G Ted Cruz," Trump said. "It's L-Y-I-N apostrophe. Ted's a liar, so that was easy."

Vanilla Ice
Jun 13, 2002

Fuck The Eradicator
In 2012, poor word choice about finding women candidates for political appointment was controversial.

In 2016, bragging about sexual assault was a winning strategy. How far we've come! #MeToo



ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Vanilla Ice posted:

In 2012, poor word choice about finding women candidates for political appointment was controversial.

In 2016, bragging about sexual assault was a winning strategy. How far we've come! #MeToo





Romney's only problem was that he was a boring rear end in a top hat

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
The so-called "Printemps Érable".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkXI4CIFxcg

We had an election and kicked out our hilariously corrupt government. Yay!

Their successor were slightly less corrupt but kind of schizophrenic, broke their promises, and then lost an election they called over a stupid racist policy.

After a year, the same hilariously corrupt rear end in a top hat were back in power. They still are, and it feels increasingly like we have become a 1-party Province with a bunch of austerity-crazy kleptocrats in power forever, destroying all our good institutions like our healthcare system. Woo.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

ikanreed posted:

Romney's only problem was that he was a boring rear end in a top hat

No

"Corporations are people too" was a deeply repulsive stand to take and probably would have dogged him incessantly even if the rest of his campaign wasn't a series of unfortunate events

He actively antagonized 99% of the voting public with that one

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

Filthy Hans posted:

No

"Corporations are people too" was a deeply repulsive stand to take and probably would have dogged him incessantly even if the rest of his campaign wasn't a series of unfortunate events

He actively antagonized 99% of the voting public with that one

that and "All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what."

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

LastInLine posted:

that and "All right, there are 47 percent who are with him, who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it. That that's an entitlement. And the government should give it to them. And they will vote for this president no matter what."

lol that one slipped my mind

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

and this ad:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1ZKV5h87RE

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


aqua buddha

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Filthy Hans posted:

No

"Corporations are people too" was a deeply repulsive stand to take and probably would have dogged him incessantly even if the rest of his campaign wasn't a series of unfortunate events

He actively antagonized 99% of the voting public with that one

Sure but Donald Trump antagonized more people more directly. Romney could have won with the same level of contempt for Americans merely by being more vibrant and less honest

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i just can’t see the donald tackling a dude and shaving his head for being gay

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fwiw i would hate america a lot regardless of who won

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

ikanreed posted:

Sure but Donald Trump antagonized more people more directly. Romney could have won with the same level of contempt for Americans merely by being more vibrant and less honest

Running against Hillary also might have helped

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