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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Zipperelli. posted:

Dr. Pimple Popper is so much hotter than I ever imagined...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGoxECwrl4

That and these videos are my kryptonite. I can sit here for HOURS and watch her do her thing. It's mesmerizing how disgusting people's bodies can be.

Also, a friend just sent me this:



:stonklol:

Okay, that's enough. Reboot the world now please. Let's start again with the trilobites.

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Mackers
Jan 16, 2012

Zipperelli. posted:

Dr. Pimple Popper is so much hotter than I ever imagined...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xGoxECwrl4

That and these videos are my kryptonite. I can sit here for HOURS and watch her do her thing. It's mesmerizing how disgusting people's bodies can be.

Also, a friend just sent me this:



:stonklol:

Wanna wear these and hang my junk out of my smooth vagina

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Mackers posted:

Wanna wear these as a beater shirt and hang my head out of my smooth vagina

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




wanna wear these to a nudist beach

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib

Your sex is on ffffiiirrrrreeee!

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Rammstein always put on the best shows.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




I worked one of Rammstein's shows! They had a bus they slept in, two trailers for costume/kit, and three just for the propane tanks. I was on cleanup, I've never been so ambivalent about a glitter cannon going off.

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012
To avoid any issues later, I’m clearly not posting this over the uncertainty of this persons gender. What they’re wearing is a heavy, sweaty nightmare I never wish to enter. Each pic has at least 3 layers of clothing, plus a wig, and occasionally boas. I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess. Mid summer their a/c has to be set to like 60°











Note in this one they’re wearing a knee length, fuzzy looking dress underneath the fur coat and wig. I had one before they put on the coat but the 5 image rule had me nix it. Plus others of various different outfits/combinations.

lofi
Apr 2, 2018




Items ∝ Princessness

:eng101:

If you add enough clothes, you eventually hit a princess singularity.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Full honesty, I like that skirt and would wear it.

Not the other stuff though. The jacket looks diseased.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Zipperelli. posted:



Also, a friend just sent me this:



:stonklol:

Ew. It's like Ed Gein was a ahead of his time or something.

Gross.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

CeramicPig posted:

To avoid any issues later, I’m clearly not posting this over the uncertainty of this persons gender. What they’re wearing is a heavy, sweaty nightmare I never wish to enter. Each pic has at least 3 layers of clothing, plus a wig, and occasionally boas. I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess. Mid summer their a/c has to be set to like 60°











Note in this one they’re wearing a knee length, fuzzy looking dress underneath the fur coat and wig. I had one before they put on the coat but the 5 image rule had me nix it. Plus others of various different outfits/combinations.

I’m glad Steve Ballmer is finally comfortable enough to express himself :unsmith:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

CeramicPig posted:

To avoid any issues later, I’m clearly not posting this over the uncertainty of this persons gender. What they’re wearing is a heavy, sweaty nightmare I never wish to enter. Each pic has at least 3 layers of clothing, plus a wig, and occasionally boas. I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess. Mid summer their a/c has to be set to like 60°











Note in this one they’re wearing a knee length, fuzzy looking dress underneath the fur coat and wig. I had one before they put on the coat but the 5 image rule had me nix it. Plus others of various different outfits/combinations.
This person has the same Jimmy Saville-esque grimace and its creeping me out.

Kyron
Aug 6, 2013

Bobby Digital posted:

I’m glad Steve Ballmer is finally comfortable enough to express himself :unsmith:

I was literally thinking the same thing, Ballmer should wear more wigs on the sidelines of basketball games to cover up that chrome dome of his

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

CeramicPig posted:

I know this isn’t some fetish thing because they posted how it makes them feel like a princess.

Oh you sweet innocent child.

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

RaspberryCommie posted:

I'm surprised he's squeezing them out. Aren't you not supposed to do that since there's a chance of the maggot bursting and causing sepsis or something?
I think that's an issue with botfly larvae, but they specifically have a bunch of spines on their bodies that anchor them in their hosts and I don't know if mangoworms do that too.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

RaspberryCommie posted:

I'm surprised he's squeezing them out. Aren't you not supposed to do that since there's a chance of the maggot bursting and causing sepsis or something?

This is true for cuterebra (aka "warbles"), which are found in the US.

Merck Veterinary Manual posted:

Suspect lesions should be explored by carefully enlarging and probing the breathing pore or fistula with mosquito forceps. It is not unusual for the parasite to retreat into the opened pore, making it difficult to grasp. Covering the breathing pore with white petroleum jelly for 10−15 minutes before grasping the parasite can make it easier to remove. The lesion should not be squeezed, because this may rupture the larva and lead to a chronic foreign body reaction and secondary infection. There are anecdotal reports of larval rupture causing anaphylaxis.



Edit: also-also known as the squirrel botfly as the guy above said

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
That poor cat... :(

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Well that one was much luckier than the ones that have them migrate to their brain...
:gonk:

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012

Picnic Princess posted:

Full honesty, I like that skirt and would wear it.

Not the other stuff though. The jacket looks diseased.

That coat makes me think of damp, cheap Walmart “furry” rugs. It smells of mildew, plastic, and ammonia.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh you sweet innocent child.

Not enough wool to be one of those fetishists



Although... you might be onto something here.

CeramicPig has a new favorite as of 04:27 on Jun 3, 2018

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.

If there's one the The F Plus podcast has taught me, it's that people can get fetishes for literally anything. And that's literally literally, not figuratively literally.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.

I'm getting itchy and short of breath just thinking about it!

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

And that's literally literally, not figuratively literally.
This is my fetish, oh baby light my fire.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Ok I was thinking of botflies, but jesus christ I didn't know they got that big.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Olives are basically the only thing you can put on a pizza that will render it inedible for me. You could crumbly drywall and spray insulation onto it and it would be better than olives.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

AlbieQuirky posted:

Yeah, that's a fetish. How anyone gets "suffocated in layers of clothes" as a fetish is something I don't want to contemplate.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgeyexOAOIg

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Olives are basically the only thing you can put on a pizza that will render it inedible for me. You could crumbly drywall and spray insulation onto it and it would be better than olives.

Most of SA partially agrees. Like, they can take one or two, but Three Olives is right out.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Screaming Idiot posted:

Most of SA partially agrees. Like, they can take one or two, but Three Olives is right out.

true i loving hate three olives

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Most of SA partially agrees. Like, they can take one or two, but Three Olives is right out.

I mean, Three Olives is definitely out. :haw:


(happy pride)


e:

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Oh you sweet innocent child.

Speaking as someone with some personal experience with weird feminization/sissy porn it doesn't really read as a fetishy thing to me. There's too much clothing for it to be that, so it'd have to being a fur fetish or something which seems like it'd be a lot rarer.

T-man has a new favorite as of 08:20 on Jun 3, 2018

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Pizza is a gender now? Dammit, Tumblr.


(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

"Yeah can I get a large, half cheese, half girl?"

Also some of you guys might want to go back and edit that realistic rubber vagina to a link, people have been probated for fake genitals before.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I think Princess Furball is interesting, and now I want to go buy sparkly tiaras. Wouldn't you at least want to talk to them if you saw them around town? Just out of curiosity? I'm the awkward here, probably.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Pizza is a gender now? Dammit, Tumblr.


(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

No, they're super weird and, at least where I live, cash-grabby. People throw them as like a first shower or something. The last one I went to had a loving registry posted on the invite.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Yeah, I think those stupid reveal parties are for people that crave attention. Like the kind of people that try to make every conversation or situation all about themselves.

girl pants
Sep 21, 2006
I feel a great disturbance in my pants
If we're talking about gender reveal parties, this is the gold standard:

https://youtu.be/aeX1s5-txmk

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

girl pants posted:

If we're talking about gender reveal parties, this is the gold standard:

https://youtu.be/aeX1s5-txmk

The country music playing softly in the background really makes this video for me

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

The more we learn about poo poo that should have been obvious forever the more clear it is that they don't even know the gender to reveal it.

They are having a party and begging for money so people can learn about, and probably see a picture of, a fetus's genitals

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Pizza is a gender now? Dammit, Tumblr.


(Am I the only one who finds gender reveal parties a bit weird? I can't explain exactly why, but they make me feel vaguely uncomfortable.)

No, it's weird as heck to me. If I ever have a kid, I'm leaving it as a surprise. Whatever it is, their nursery is all going to be dinosaurs and spaceships and kittens and rainbows anyway.

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Picnic Princess posted:

No, it's weird as heck to me. If I ever have a kid, I'm leaving it as a surprise. Whatever it is, their nursery is all going to be dinosaurs and spaceships and kittens and rainbows anyway.

Half MLP and half MechaGodzilla would be an interesting decoration statement.

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